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TEDDY O’TOOLE
HIGH FLYING WRESTLER

Name

Teddy O'Toole

Arcadia Designation

The Candy Man

Height

5'11

Weight

195lbs

Catchphrase

The Candy Man Can”

Entrance Song

"Candy Man" by Christina Aguillera

Other Aliases

None

BIOGRAPHY
WHO ARE THEY?

Teddy O’Toole is the candy mogul of Arcadia. There exists no one, on any level of Arcadia, who hasn’t heard of O’Toole Bars, Teddy Bears, and his other sweet confections.

So what brings the Candy Man to OSW? No one but Teddy O’Toole can know for sure.

ENTRANCE
HIT MY MUSIC!

TEDDYOTOOLE

“Candy Man” hits the speakers, and Teddy O’Toole tumbles from the back and onto the entrance ramp, reaching his feet just in time to do a little dance number.

He shuffles and kicks all the up the stairs and into the ring, where Pandemonium awaits him.

TEDDY’s
MOVE SET

SUGAR BOMB
SWANTON BOMB

SOUR TWIST
CORKSCREW PLANCHA

CHOCOLATE RAIN
SPRINGBOARD ACE CRUSHER

CANDY BAR
ARMBAR

THAT BRAND NEW CHERRY FLAVOUR
A RED MIST OF CANDY SYRUP

BLOOD SUGAR
GUILLOTINE LEG DROP WITH CHAIR ASSIST

ATTRIBUTES
HIGH FLYING WRESTLER

SPEED 0
POWER 0
AGILITY 0
RESILIENCE 0
TECHNICAL 0
HIGH FLYING 0
BRAWLING 0
TRICKSTER 0

RECORD
WINS, LOSSES AND DRAWS

ACHIEVEMENTS
– LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER ’23 WINNER (X1)

ON THE MIC!
THE BOTTOM LINE!

  • Life got you down? Feel like you're the smartest guy around, but you just can't shake Ol' Teddy? Feel like you wanna kill Theodore, but he happens to have a trump card? Well, grab hold of Teddy O'Toole's big bag of strawberries

  • I've tried it all. If you can eat it, I've tried it. But human flesh? I

  • All: The marketing team, including the Vice President of marketing, have all been sacked. Internal job applications will be posted. If no suitable candidates emerge from our talent pool, we'll look outside the company. It is painfully obvious based on their latest

  • Children, are any of you familiar with religion? I am, Mr. Teddy. Wonderful, Franklin. Can you share with your peers what religion is? It's when you believe in something greater than yourself. I think that's a fine place to start, Franklin. I do. After

  • Hello children! Hi Mr. Teddy! What glorious treat will we be trying today? Well, children, that is an interesting question. You know, in spite of my reputation, not all of my ideas have been a hit. They haven't? No. Actually, some of them have

  • Hello, boys. Hi Mr. Teddy! Have you noticed anything strange, today? The girls aren't here! That's right. It's a boys only meeting. Yay! Don't celebrate too quickly, boys. With any luck, those girls will one day become women! And you all, men. Proper men. And what

  • Congratulations! If you are reading this, you've been hired to work in the Ol' Factory of O'Toole Candy Co., the biggest and best candy company in all of Arcadia. It is an exciting time for the both of us. But I,

  • Sweet children, I have grave news. Some day, each and every one of you are going to die. But maybe, just maybe, you'll also live forever. Mr. Teddy, that doesn't make sense. It makes all the sense in the world, sweet children. Please understand,

  • Sweet children, sour children, can you hear my voice shaking? The ground beneath my feet quaking? And my poor jaw, breaking? Introducing

  • Memories are interesting things, aren't they sweet children? Each one contains within it a power of some kind or other. Some memories make us long for the days they existed in. Others remind us of the hard times we endured. There are memories we

  • A great adventurer always gets his prize. And a great adventurer always brings his trail mix! INTRODUCING

  • Not all candy is the same. Surely my sweet children understand that as well as anyone. All of my competition in the markets know it as well. They design their packaging to look like mine. They copy my recipes so their products taste

  • My SWEET children, have you tried my delicious candy necklaces? You can CHEW right through them. But be careful children, not to wear my candy necklaces and look in the mirror too long. Don't concern yourself with your clothes or figure. Fear

  • Have you heard, sweet children? THEY want you to stop eating candy. THEY want you to LIVE as LONG as you can. EVEN if that means you cannot enjoy sweets. EVEN if that means all you can eat are vegetables. They are SOCIOPATHS in WHITE

  • Chewing gum is a real hike, is it not my sweet children? Just chomping, over and over, never giving up, never surrendering. Even when your jaw is tired!  Especially when your jaw is tired! After all, it's about persevering, enduring, and

  • My sweet children! My sour children! Hear me well, for I have dreams to sell! Sweet dreams! Sour dreams! And every DREAM in between! DREAMS so delicious your TASTEBUDS will SCREAM. My tasty, brand new CANDY DREAMS is all the RAGE

The Butcher