Your best kept secret. The lover of all. The ass for the masses. The chocolate starfish destroyer. STARBOY doesn’t discrimate he fornicates. His duty is to please your booty and explore the realms of sexuality and pleasure. STARBOY lives to not only fulfill their own sexual desires, wants and needs, but to make everyone’s sexual fantasies come true. They are pansexual, and gender fluid, breaking gender norms of assigned gender and attraction. Along with his friends The Generation Kid and Vigour, they form The Rainbow Party.
STARBOY
Lover of All, Ass for the Masses, He/Him/They/Them (pronouns pal)
6'1"
200 (and sexy) lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal
“Don’t worry, STARBOY will be gentle”; “STARBOY has a PhD.. a pretty huuuge...”; “STARBOY is here to eat ass and chew bubble gum.. and he’s all out of bubble gum.”; “STARBOY is cumming for you, and he always cums.”
Double-arm crossface, where STARBOY then sticks two fingers into their mouth and violently and repeatedly finger bangs their opponent’s throat. The longer it takes for the opponent to tap out, the more fingers STARBOY inserts
STARBOY stands perched on the second rope swiveling his hips. He blows a kiss, because kiss your ass goodbye, before hitting a Panama Sunrise. He then rolls his opponent over and pins them high missionary style, thrusting with every count
STARBOY is behind their opponent. They raise their arm into the air and slowly extends a thumb out, and with over the top theatrics (slow movement, circular arm motion, several false movements, etc) sticks their thumb up the opponent’s butt hole.
Done after an Oil Check. The opponent turns around and STARBOY knife edge chops them across the face.
Sling Blade
Out of nowhere, he spits a white, milky substance into the face of their opponent that disables/blinds them
Low blow from behind
Fireman’s carry neckbreaker (ushigoroshi)
Rolling elbow to the back of the head
“Careless Whisper” by George Michael
March 10, 2022
