The ACA Chairman
"It's not just my job to censor you, it's my life's work."
Scream until you like it” by W.A.S.P
WHO ARE THEY?
Aren’t you tired of the filth and degeneracy and lewdness that is celebrated in Arcadia on a daily basis? Incarcerated felons fighting to the death for glory? Scantily clad women and morally repugnant men, having casual sexual intercourse and drinking alcohol?
Well so is Sebastian Boswick, Chairman of the Arcadian Censorship Authority.
The ACA: For a proud, moral, and most of all, CENSORED Arcadia.
HIT MY MUSIC!
Annoying sirens hit the speakers and immediately the crowd starts covering their ears. No matter, for out walks Sebastian Boswick, with Valerie Perrywinkle at his side and a megaphone in his hand.
As he walks to the ring, he lists his demands to the jeering and tortured audience.
“YOU WILL CENSOR YOURSELVES!” He demands. “SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN, COVER YOUR BODIES! STOP SWEARING IMMEDIATELY! STOP BOOING IMMEDIATELY! SILENCE YOURSELVES IMMEDIATELY!”
No one listens, and Sebastian begrudgingly steps into the ring and moves to his corner.
THE ACC (Arcadian Censorship Clutch)
STAMP OF AUTHORITY
RUNNING BOOT IN THE CORNER
VALERIE PERRYWINKLE INTERFERENCE
VERY OFTEN Valerie’s constant interference ringside gets Sebastian a win he otherwise wouldn’t have
RIGHT TO CENSOR
Lou Thesz Press with neverending punches until the opponent is beaten half to death and unconscious
WINS, LOSSES AND DRAWS
– TO FOLLOW…
ON THE MIC!
THE BOTTOM LINE!