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SEBASTIAN BOSWICK
SUBMISSION WRESTLER

SEBASTIAN BOSWICK

Name

Sebastian Boswick

Arcadia Designation

The ACA Chairman

Height

6'4

Weight

255lbs

Catchphrase

"It's not just my job to censor you, it's my life's work."

Entrance Song

Scream until you like it” by W.A.S.P

Other Aliases

Annoying Sirens

BIOGRAPHY
WHO ARE THEY?

Aren’t you tired of the filth and degeneracy and lewdness that is celebrated in Arcadia on a daily basis? Incarcerated felons fighting to the death for glory? Scantily clad women and morally repugnant men, having casual sexual intercourse and drinking alcohol?

Well so is Sebastian Boswick, Chairman of the Arcadian Censorship Authority.

The ACA: For a proud, moral, and most of all, CENSORED Arcadia.

ENTRANCE
HIT MY MUSIC!

Annoying sirens hit the speakers and immediately the crowd starts covering their ears. No matter, for out walks Sebastian Boswick, with Valerie Perrywinkle at his side and a megaphone in his hand.

As he walks to the ring, he lists his demands to the jeering and tortured audience.

“YOU WILL CENSOR YOURSELVES!” He demands. “SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN, COVER YOUR BODIES! STOP SWEARING IMMEDIATELY! STOP BOOING IMMEDIATELY! SILENCE YOURSELVES IMMEDIATELY!”

No one listens, and Sebastian begrudgingly steps into the ring and moves to his corner.

SEBASTIAN’S
MOVE SET

CENSORER CROSSFACE
CRIPPLER CROSSFACE

THE ACC (Arcadian Censorship Clutch)
TORTURE RACK

STAMP OF AUTHORITY
RUNNING BOOT IN THE CORNER

VALERIE PERRYWINKLE INTERFERENCE
VERY OFTEN Valerie’s constant interference ringside gets Sebastian a win he otherwise wouldn’t have

RIGHT TO CENSOR
Lou Thesz Press with neverending punches until the opponent is beaten half to death and unconscious

ATTRIBUTES
SUBMISSION WRESTLER

SPEED 0
POWER 0
AGILITY 0
RESILIENCE 0
TECHNICAL 0
HIGH FLYING 0
BRAWLING 0
TRICKSTER 0

RECORD
WINS, LOSSES AND DRAWS

ACHIEVEMENTS
– TO FOLLOW…

ON THE MIC!
THE BOTTOM LINE!

Zeus