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Mark Gouldern

Mark Gouldern

WRESTLER NAME:  Mark Gouldern

 

NICKNAMES: The Herald of the Future

 

HEIGHT: 6’0”

 

WEIGHT: 200 lbs

 

CATCHPHRASE: None

 

ENTRANCE SONG: “Watch My Shoes” by Lil Wayne

 

BIOGRAPHY:Mark Gouldern founded Telegon in his basement in 1994. Fueled by grandiose ambitions and psychedelic drugs, he developed his own take on personal mobile computing and Internet technologies. The early success of TelegonTablet and TelegonOS, as well as Telegon’s proprietary search and data collection tech, combined over time with Mark’s investments in nearly every industry on Earth to make him one of the wealthiest people ever.

 

PROMO ARCHIVE

FINISHING MOVES:

The Disruption – Superman punch assisted by TeleGauntlet

SPECIAL MOVES:

Planned Obsolescence – Elevated DDT assisted by TeleGauntlet
Ruthless Inspiration – Standing dropkick assisted by TeleBoot

KIWF MOVES:

High-Performance Mode (HPM) – Injects an extreme amount of adrenaline into Gouldern’s bloodstream; enhances performance of all Combat 2.0 components by 500%; dramatically accelerates Telaris predictions/insights and nerve synapse automation for maximum combat efficiency. WARNING: Causes total system failure and shutdown after one minute of operation. REMEMBER: Once HPM is engaged, it cannot be deactivated and will invariably lead to complete Combat 2.0 system deactivation. Future patches may change or enhance this functionality.

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