“This ain’t gonna be no white boy day”
Money by Pink Floyd
WHO ARE THEY?
A white dude who thinks he’s black, Drexl talks in Ebonics, wears his hair in dreads, and struts around like the big I am. He makes a living in Arcadia dealing drugs and pimping hookers.
He operates freely, with the APD turning a blind eye to his antics. In return, he grants them free favours to satisfy their cravings and urges.
Drexl intimidates those on the lowest levels, exploiting the weak-willed and making a pretty credit or two out of them. With a twisted demeanour and unfiltered penchant for violence, Drexl is a dangerous man who should never be slighted.
HIT MY MUSIC!
‘Bringggggg. Click click click.’
The ringing of a bell precedes the sounds of a cash register as the arena falls into darkness. An ambient maroon light follows, flickering above the entrance to Olympus and signifying only one thing.
We’re about to enter the Red Light District.
Drexl appears from behind the curtain, an enormous reefer parched between his lips and flanked by a number of scantily clad women. He promenades them down to the ring proudly, getting off on the attention the audience are affording his prized assets.
As he approaches the ring, one girl will usually step out onto the apron, bending down seductively and sitting on the middle rope. Drexl then leads the rest of his entourage up the ring steps and through the ropes where they encircle him, grinding provocatively into their pimp.
THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
Used as a counter/setup to The Booty Call. Drexl locks lips with his opponent and blows smoke into their mouth, totally disorientating them.
Drexl viciously grinds his knuckles into the eyes of a grounded opponent.
Drexl executes a Running Senton to the grounded opponent.
From the top turnbuckle, Drexl performs a Diving Headbutt to the grounded opponent.
Speed Dial – Drexl bounces off the ropes and hits a Running Somersault Clothesline.
Out of nowhere, Drexl will hit any desperate, last-gasp combination of either a Handspring, Springboard or Wheelbarrow Stunner.
WINS, LOSSES AND DRAWS
– REWIND CHAMPION (X1)
ON THE MIC!
THE BOTTOM LINE!