WRESTLER NAME: Bobby Neptune
HEIGHT: 5′ 8″
WEIGHT: 190 lb
CATCHPHRASE: “Look up.”
ENTRANCE SONG: “Vanished” by Crystal Castles
BIOGRAPHY:We don’t know a ton about Bobby. From what I can tell, he was a normal mid-twenties accountant with a car, fiancee and $20 haircut. Then one day, he disappeared.
He reappeared in the middle of an Arizona dessert, reborn and reawakened. He returned covered in alien tattoos, spouting off about how’d he’d been abducted, seen the wonders of the universe and was ready to follow his dream of becoming a professional wrestler. So he quit his job, came out to his fiancee, and now preaches the wonders that lie beyond the stars.