GRAVE DANGER
RECORDED EARLIER
“I’m sorry Mr. Van Chan, did I startle you?” [He enquires with a false sincerity.] “I apologize if I interrupted your well-deserved nap. It’s just a shame it wasn’t permanent.”
[Newton giggles.]“However, that wouldn’t have been as interesting, would it? I know you have questions and you know that I have answers. First and most pertinent is; why? You see, I have such a disdain for men like you, Mr. Van Chan; the quintessential hero. You make me physically sick with your morality, common decency and honesty.”
[His eyes suddenly narrow.]“You see the world in black and white, good or evil, and it disgusts me. There’s no grey area, is there? Tonight, I’m going to introduce you to the grey. You’re stuck here inside a coffin, Mr. Van Chan. You’ve one hour to make your escape before you run out of oxygen. But you have a choice. You can choose to fight death once more and escape – so that you can live your dream of being a wrestler and see your family again. Or you can perish, like I’ve asked you to do, time and time again.”
[There’s a look of horror on the face of Bruce Van Chan as Newton pushes his glasses back up his nose and smiles.]“However, breaking free of your tomb will set about a series of events that’ll destroy the life of someone you love.”
[Bruce grimaces.]“The choice is yours, Mr. Van Chan.”
[There’s a pause as the tablet begins to flicker.]“Welcome to the grey.”
[Cut.]CAEL GABLE VS. JENSEN CUSSEN
SINGLES MATCH
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
RINGSIDE
“For weeks, you and I were supposed to be a team…you were supposed to be my partner. What did I get in return? A goody two-shoes with a fetish for the American flag, dragging my ass down and costing me what I deserve!”
[Law stares down at Gable, who is coming to. Gable slowly gets to his feet, much to the approval of the crowd and the amusement of a now-smirking Law.]“What are you gonna do, Olympian? You gonna strike an officer? You really wanna put that smudge on your perfect record?”
[Cael glares at Law, before looking at the crowd who are cheering Gable on to take down Law. He looks back at the Sheriff, shaking his head before he starts to leave the ring as Law just laughs at him—CLOTHESLINE! GABLE NEARLY TOOK LAW’S HEAD OFF WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE! Gable and Law start brawling on the canvas, when Law pulls out a pair of handcuffs and locks the Olympian up! Gable is trapped in the handcuffs, allowing Law to set him up with the double underhook—JUSTICE! LAW JUST DROVE GABLE’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS! Law picks Gable up, dragging him out of the ring with a smug look on his face. Gable fought the Law, and the Law just won!] [Cut.]SERGEI SOKOLOV VS. CAPTAIN ZAPPA
AMBULANCE MATCH
TRAITORS
SOMEWHERE ELSE
“Do you recognize traitor, Sergei?” [He asks breathlessly.] “This man former General in Russian army. General Petrov.”
[The Russian Bear leans on the barricade, watching carefully.]“He sold services to America and he fooled you into working for him. America wanted Virus, and he used you to get it.”
[Everything Mr. X once said appears to be true.]“And now Mother Russia takes back the life it gave him.”
[Piotor walks around him, watching as he whimpers almost lifelessly below. He wraps his giant metal arm around his throat and squeezes, snapping his neck almost instantly, and with a gruesome pop.] [He lets go, allowing the body to droop down.]“For too long you have been puppet for men like this. You do not think for yourself, Sergei. You allow Petrov to turn you into a traitor. At Death Wish, inside Steel Cell, I will do my duty and protect the Motherland.”
[Piotor sneers, picking up the handheld camera and holding it in front of his face.]“For Mother Russia.”
[Cut.]THE SHARKMAN VS. SOLOMON RHODES
SINGLES MATCH
WISHES
RINGSIDE
“What would you do if you were granted three wishes?” [The Dragon addresses the OSW Universe who gather around the Tap Room, still revelling in the match that they just witnessed.]
“Money… Power… Love… or something more personal? What would Solomon Rhodes do if he were granted three wishes? Well, that will have to remain to be seen. I’m talking about the opportunity of a life time – The Three Wishes Ladder Match. Four men battle for three wishes, for the chance of a lifetime. Just tonight, I have been given the authority to announce myself, Solomon Rhodes, as the first participant in the Three Wishes Match. The opportunity of a lifetime awaits and I will not let my wish slip from my grasp. The only question that remains is does anybody have the fortitude to stand against me?”
[Rhodes climbs the turnbuckle, looking back up the entrance ramp almost expectingly.]“The Dragon will burn this place to the ground if that’s what’s needed to claim the wish that is rightfully mine. Nobody can stand in the way.”
[Cut.]ETHAN BIRD VS. CALYPSO
SINGLES MATCH
MORAL BANKRUPTCY
RECORDED EARLIER
“I see you chose life, Mr. Van Chan. I’m actually glad that you did. This wouldn’t have been a teachable moment if you were a corpse. The numbers you just saw dwindling into their zeroes belong to your Mother. Your father worked hard to provide for his family before he died, didn’t he? Well, she’s now bankrupt.”
[Bruce begins furiously hitting keys on the computer, hoping to reverse the decision.]“Please, don’t embarrass yourself. I warned you that today your decision would have consequences. Once again, you chose to live and your choice has left your Mother with nothing. Well, except you, of course.”
[Newton laughs.]“And if that isn’t a booby prize, I don’t know what is.”
[Bruce slams his fist down on the computer keyboard, enraged at what he’s heard.]“You see, Mr. Van Chan, there is a grey area. Sometimes the right decision, isn’t always the best decision. Don’t you worry though, because I have many more teachable moments for you.”
[He leans in.] [Click.]EDWARD NEWTON VS. DTR
SUBMISSION MATCH
WHEN THE STARS ALIGNED
SOMEWHERE ELSE
“You son of a bitch.” [Calypso begins, kicking Zappa in the ribs to catch his attention.] “You promised me the world and brought me dust.”
[Captain Zappa scrambles to his feet to look Calypso in the eye, but she doesn’t give him time to respond.]“Do you think I’m stupid? That I would follow you blindly win, loss or draw? I called you Captain for one night only, and you failed. You failed me…”
[Captain Zappa holds his hand out to silence her, not out of spite or anger but with a odd expression on his face.]“It is written in the stars.” [He motions towards the sky.] “The Zetas have shown me the way, it just takes a little faith to see the path. Follow me, trust me and I will enlighten you in ways you could only imagine.”
[Calypso pushes Zappa’s hand out of her path so that she can eyeball him as she comes face to face with him.]“I promised you one thing. If you fail to prove your commitment to us, I will destroy all you hold dear… alien.”
[As she speaks, figures emerge from the darkness around them, followers of Calypso. They grab Zappa by the arms and drag him into the shadows from whence they came. Calypso shakes her head as she follows them.]“I warned you, Captain. You failed us.”
[The scene ends with the sound of Zappa screaming in pain as Calypso’s followers begin to soften him up in the shadows surrounding the Tap Room.]GREEDY
RINGSIDE
“I’ve been through a lot here in Old School Wrestling. I started as the Kid’s Champion, but that was never truly me. Then I was consumed by the darkness of the Asylum as the bloodthirsty Shark, but he’s dead. I’ve found my true self as the Sharkman, but the darkness still haunts me. I barely escaped the bowls of Lux Bellator, and now I stand before you as the Double Feature Champion.”
[The crowd roars in support.]“So I’m here tonight just to thank you for standing by me through all my ups and downs. Thank you for all the support and thank you for….”
[Suddenly he’s cut off by music blaring.]“Hail to the king, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun
Hail to the king
Hail! Hail! Hail! The King…”
[A chorus of boos rings out as King Royal steps into the bar. He seems to soak up the jeers as he makes his way towards the ring, one of the Tag Team Championship belts strapped around his waist. He climbs into the ring and gets his own microphone.]“That’s enough! Your pandering to these peasants is unbecoming of a champion.” [The crowds rains more boos down on him.] “In fact, one believes that a pathetic, delusional fool such as yourself doesn’t deserve to wear gold around your waist. Look how perfectly this Tag Team belt fits around one’s waist.’ [More boos.] “But the fact of the matter is, no one deserves to wear gold around here except one person…. Me! I wear gold around my waist, and I wear gold upon my head. Now bow before me, Sharkboy! And give one your gold!’
[But suddenly Chariots of Fire fills the arena! Brent Kersh, the other half of the Tag Team Champions steps out. The reaction from the crowd is deafening in support of the Enforcer, who wastes no time making his way to the ring and getting his own microphone. He steps in between the Sharkman and King Royal, Tag Strap draped over his shoulder.]“Nigel, what…”
“THAT’S KING ROYAL TO YOU!”
[Brent stares at him for a moment then resumes.]“Royal… what do you think you are doing? You’ve no right to come out here and interrupt what the Sharkman has to say. We just won these belts. Aren’t they enough for you? Why do you have to be so greedy?”
[Royal looks taken aback. Shocked even. He steps up, face to face with Brent Kersh.]“There is nothing greedy about King Royal. It is simple. No one deserves to hold gold around here, except me. Not Tommy Hawk, not Edward Newton, not Sharkman, and sure as hell not you! One carried you through Double Tap, and one deserves all the gold!”
[Kersh laughs and Sharkman stands beside the Enforcer, both looking incredulously at King Royal.]“If you want this belt, Royal, come and get it!” [Sharkman shouts. Royal steps towards the Sharkman, but Kersh steps between them, shoving Sharkman back in the process.]
“Uh uh! You aren’t getting to that belt unless you go through me. You don’t deserve anything that I don’t, Nigel!”
[And that pushes King Royal over the edge! He swings at Kersh, nailing the Enforcer with a sucker-punch! Sharkman moves in as well, but the ref jumps in the middle of all three of them. He kicks Sharkman out of the ring and pushes King Royal back to his corner. Kersh follows suit, knowing that this fight is imminent!]KING ROYAL VS. BRENT KERSH
CAPTURE THE FLAG MATCH
WISHFUL THINKING
BACKSTAGE
“Do you think you are ten foot tall and bulletproof, Rhodes? Invincible? Do you think that you are that much more superior to everybody else that you can make an announcement like that and not have a target on your back? Wishful thinking… We heard you.”
[From behind DTR’s shoulder, Cussen laughs. As The Virus stands, Cussen changes places with him.]“Oh yes, we heard you. Consider this our official entry – The Family will be participating in this three Wishes match. Both of us, your wishes just turned to nightmares.”
[DTR doesn’t mince any more words. He hurls Solomon to his feet, looking to finish what he started by crushing the Dragon’s skull against the concrete wall and send him straight to the hospital. But before he and Cussen can pull the trigger on the killing blow, they are blindsided by a fourth party.] [Ethan Bird.] [Cussen is picked up and tossed into a nearby lighting rig, sending sparks flying as he crashes down. World’s End to DTR onto one of the equipment boxes. Ethan Bird has somewhat uncharacteristically come to the aid of Solomon Rhodes. The Firebirds remain united! He kneels beside the Dragon, checking his condition. Rhodes is in pain but still conscious enough to stare into the eyes of the man who saved him. Bird says little, only enough to make his point known before Solomon Rhodes blacks out.]“I’m the fourth man at Death Wish, partner.”
[Cut.]