“Do you know what gooning is?”

“You don’t?”

“Allow Glitter to enlighten you.”

“To goon is to turn masturbation, self pleasure, into a hedonic marathon. Indulging in the sins of your own flesh not simply to climax, but to drown in a sea of your own lust.”

“It is the only way Glitter understands pleasure. One video is simply never enough, nor is a handful of clips strung together for their viewing pleasure.”

“Videos must rain across Glitter’s screen like sweat down their brow as a hand idly pumps away. Eyes glazed over as their body begins to work on instinct, driven by an endless need for more.”

“Unwilling to allow themself release until they’ve had their fill.”

“To only burst when every last video has been watched.”

“When every last one had been conquered.”

“And is that not what it means to be a wrestle hero?”

“Every toy sliding their cute little butts through those ropes are doing it because they want to scale the mountain. Adorable doe eyes looking up at the summit. They want to be the last one standing, do they not?”

“How unfortunate for all of OSW’s colorful little toys that they’ll never reach the top.”

“Why?”

“Because Glitter is the one sitting in the chair.”

“And the rest are merely videos for Glitter binge.”

“Biting their lip to watersports with Morcant and his Big Black…Tide.”

“Breath hitched in their throat as they set their eyes on bimbofication with Dolly Daydream.”

“Even-“

“Oughhh.”

“Step-family with that nasty little minx Padre.”

“Yet each one is closed as quickly as it is clicked. Trashed once their duration ran thin.”

“All so bizarre, so enticing, every last one just begging to be conquered beneath me. Wrestle Heroes will be Glitter’s finest gooning session the world has ever seen.”

“Each and every last luchador who slips between those ropes will become another video in Glitter’s never ending feed.”

“Heart thump thumping in Glitter’s chest as bodies slap against each other rhythmically before their eyes. Heat rising off of us all in a steamy mist…”

“A menagerie of kinks to play with, a wave of videos to indulge in.”

“But no video is meant to last forever, is it?”

“As your time runs out, as Glitter’s attention wears thin, you will slowly find yourselves filling the history on Glitter’s computer and in Glitter’s mind.”

“Tabs closed one by one until only one video remains for Glitter to feast their eyes upon.”

“It’s title doesn’t matter.”

“The mask doesn’t change what happens next.”

“Because only one thing will bring Glitter satisfaction.”

“As their grip grows tight, their body goes tense, toes curl…”

“Closing one last video, mating pressing one last toy…”

“Oughhhh-“

“Glitter climaxes.”

“And they will collapse back in their seat. Body and soul driven to the absolute limits of their own hedonism.”

“Balls empty.”

“A belt resting heavily across their gorgeous waist amidst ragged breaths.”

“The greatest pleasure in OSW in their hands.”

“The whole world will see. When Glitter decides to finish…”

“Glitter gets fucking everywhere.”