“Mmmm, education is Glitter’s favorite part of getting a brand new toy in their hands.”

“Ough.”

“But Glitter’s methods are… extreme.”

“Most little toys starting off so defiant, pushing back against every little order until you’re simply forced to bring them over your knee and…”

“Paddle that bratty little rear end until it’s as purple as Glitter’s tights.”

“Taking their ability to climax and holding it high above their heads while Glitter demands they do as they are told.”

“Only once they’ve learned the punishments for refusal to listen does a pet finally understand how important it is to learn.”

“A good education can take the mouthiest, most opinionated little brat and turn them into a good little plaything in weeks.”

“From then on, the lessons are so simple even the most brainless little bimbo can get the right answer.”

“Their tongue plus Glitter’s boot equals praise.”

“A little pat on their head to remind them of what following instruction gets them.”

“Glitter’s class only produces passing grades.”

“Yet, when Glitter looks upon your grading book, Academius, all they can see is a list of failures longer than Glitter’s wonderfully sparkling member.”

“Glitter’s never felt small before now.”

“But don’t you worry Mr. Demius, because class is in session and it’s Glitter’s turn to write on the whiteboard.”

“Class is in session.”

“In the ring you stood there and belted out your adorable commands and lessons to the crowd and fellow competitors… But they all fell on deaf ears?”

“That big brain on your shoulders looking like it doesn’t quite the classroom’s attention?”

“Glitter knows why, too.”

“It’s because you don’t command respect, Mr. Demius. You don’t understand that the only way to stop a growling mutt from barking is to put a muzzle on its snout and a collar on its neck.”

“Yet you hold that ruler in your hands like a paddle yet with a wrist so limp it needs a little blue pill just to stand up straight. A dominant who can’t lead their dumb little submissive through a lesson is no dom.”

“They’re simply a sub in search of a lesson.”

“Allow Glitter to give you the recipe to success.”

“Glitter just hopes you’re a hands on learner.”

“The lessons are quite simple.”

“Someone so smart should have no problems following instruction.”

“When the bell rings, Glitter is going to take you over their knee in front of Lost Boy and Pixelshift so they too can see how a real education is given.”

“Useless as a teacher, but perfect as a teaching aide.”

“Your poor bottom will paddled over and over as Glitter gives demands.”

“No paying attention to the crowd, no looking to the class. You will point those big doe eyes at Glitter.”

“And you will thank them for the lesson you are learning.”

“Now, allow Glitter to give you an equation. Homework for what’s to come.”

“What does Glitter’s bulge + Academius’ face equal?”

“Ough.”

“Glitter getting everywhere.”