Tsk. Man that bag headed doofus,, has really gotten in my way man, ya’know not really his fault, he’s not cool, he’s got no confidence, he’s a born loser, but maybe my cool way can rub off on em… Ok probably not but im gonna get that free drink he spilled on me….maybe i should also have him pay me the poker winning, considering he got me thrown out and lady luck always favors the cool, ya know dude?

Hey it’s all good, well, no it’s really not, had a close match with Space Ranger and now bag head got me wrapped up with the big bad War Machine? Dude thats not cool, whatever man. Go with the flow, ya know? We might be the underdog, ok ok no might, we definitely are the underdogs, but hey I like those odds, its cool to be underestimated, ya know? Yeah, Mars is big, he’s bad, he’s one scary motherlover, but he’s not unbeatable, and dudes got a crazy temper, so I just gotta stay cool, and being cool is my whole thing dude.

My shades are more focused on Santiago, that’s one cold customer dude. I know for a fact he can stay cool and calm, but he’s not the only dude with some cool hands, so yeah I am pretty confident I can get it done, too bad I got to depend on…

Bag Boy… jeez, that dude just isn’t cool, but maybe he’s got his own style that can pull us through this, ya know, cuz I’d like to make it too Turbo Violence in one piece dude. I mean I’m pretty sure Mars already has plans to “juice” me and probably do some other crazy shit with me, and I’m all for trying new things, but not what he has is mind. So Stupido, just don’t disappoint me more than you already have dude.

I know if we make it to Turbo Violence, i got the easy win in the bag bro, get it? Cuz you wear a bag on your head? Oh come on man, I though it was funny, whatever dude. Point is, I got a easy payday ahead of me, but if we pull off the miracle here, that is gonna be a huge boost. I didn’t get to finish my drink thanks to a certain someone, so I’m extra thirsty for this W. War Machine might be on the top of the world, but I don’t think they realize, it’s not a mad world, it’s a cool world, dude, a tropicool world.