Man, that sunset sure is beautiful, huh? You know, I really am going to miss all of this, waves and all, yeah man. It’s unfortunate that I got to leave it all, but you know money is tight, and the word around town is all about this Temple. Yeah man, I don’t really know what its all about, but like I know I got this, dude.

Today’s the day I set sail, got me a little raft to make its way to where I need to be, navigating should be that hard, right? I mean you just gotta go with the flow and trust the waves, man. Guarantee in no time, I’ll be at the Temple, lacing my boots for this WrestleHeroes, yeah man, I wouldn’t call myself a hero, but like what even is a hero, man?

A Firefighter? A Mailman? A Cop? Bro, it doesn’t matter, because to me, being a hero is something glory hounds care about, bro I’m looking to secure that top prize, bro, get me that big payday guarantee.  The world title would be huge, hold that for a good few months, I could retire early and comeback to my cool cool paradise. But hey its not the only title on the line, any belt means a pay upgrade, you know what they say, beggars can’t be choosers. So whether its the gift of the gods, the hardcore, or the ultraviolent, yeah man I will take any thing I can, bro.

Yeah, man I’m not scared one bit, bro, I heard about whose in this, a pretty babe, a mobster, a cartel hitman, a vigilante, a mad scientist, bro maybe two or three mad scientists, dude it does not matter what they are. Man, I know they all just think I just a cool lazy surfer from the Caribbean, bro, I’m legit dude, and I’m all business when that bell rings, I got my goals in sight,, I may where these shades all the time, but I can still see the gold shining in my view. So pirate dude, all those spooky religious types, big, small, dude or a babe, it doesn’t matter who you are man, but if you are in my way, we aren’t gonna have a cool time.

*El Tropico throws a bag onto his raft*

Yeah, man, I know people are gonna think, I’m in way over my head man, but I’ve always had my head in the cloud dude, so that’s cool bro, underestimate me, man, it easier like that. So, yeah I’ll see you all at the temple, stay cool dude, tropicool.

*He sets sail on his raft into the sunset*