Some people are just born cool, and some people, well they just aren’t built like that, ya know dudes, and lemme tell you Stupido, you just aren’t cool.

Face it baghead, you are a loser, so do what you do best and at Turbo Violence do what you do best and lose, bro just lose. Lose like how you were losing at the poker night, where your stubborn stupidity got me and my winning hand booted from the table. Lose like how, you cost us the tag match. You stumble, and get in they way, so do me a favor man and just get out of the way, buy my drink and scram. I tried to be nice and let some of my cool factor rub off, but that’s clearly never gonna work. I don’t mind at all bro, I’m gonna finally get on the W column, and that’s not just a fact, not just cool, that’s tropicool.