“Glitter just loves playing games…”

“They’re something all about power, aren’t they, Pixelshift?”

“And that power brings so much-“

“Ough-“

:”Pleasure.”

“Tell Glitter if they’re getting this right?”

“You take a joystick in your hand, a nice long piece of hardware… Gripping it with all your strength and you take full control of the adorable bundle of polygons on the screen.”

“Dragging Glitter’s thumbs up and down that hard chassis, flicking and pressing those buttons as they order their new pet around the digital world they live in.”

“Every last one is different. Each one has fun new noises to make… But just like pleasure it’s all to bring the story to a-“

“Mmmpf-“

“Climax.”

“You’ve been getting played from the start too, Pixie. Dr. Cube is a handsy little thing, isn’t he? He’s not just groping your joystick by himself either. He’s invited his boys to pass you around and really-“

“Mmm.”

“See just how high they can get that score.”

“Glitter would love to see just how small your joystick looks in Mars’ hand. Like a gorilla holding a pencil…”

“But it’s all you know, Pixie. Being someone’s little doggy on a leash has been your whole life, so when Dr. Cube decided to get his hands on you it was just too easy to…”

“Quickshot your game.”

“Or was that speedrun?”

“Glitter can’t tell the difference.”

“Leading you into situations where you simply can’t hope to win and holding down your B Button until you’re a quivering mess in the middle of that ring.”

“Gods, Glitter hopes they didn’t clean the canvas.”

“As impressed as Glitter is with Cube’s skills, they know they can do better.”

“Because taking control is all Glitter knows how to do.”

“From Perdido’s humiliation to the Invasion swinger’s club Glitter has made it known that their hands get onto everything in OSW if they want it.”

“Nothing is as sweet as taking hold of the leash hanging off of a dumb mutt’s collar and simply yanking it tight!”

“So get ready, because Glitter is going to really grab hold of your joystick and they’re going to show the whole world just how easy it is to make Pixel shift into submission beneath truly skilled hands.”

“Because that’s what you’re best at, isn’t it? A cheap whore giving out pleasure for quarters now being used to pleasure the anyone smart enough to know how their dumb little processor works.”

“Glitter is going to slam you into the mat and let all of Molvania watch as their experienced fingers turns your body into a gamepad.”

“Joystick wrapped in my fingers as I yoink you in every direction. Hands pressing, slamming into your buttons as Glitter finds just what combination is the cheat code to send you to the edge.”

“Mmmf-“

“Then they’ll all see what Glitter can do.”

“OSW, Invasion, you…”

“All toys in Glitter’s hands.”

“Now sit back, bite your lip…”

“Because by the end of this gaming session, Glitter is going to explode all over the screen-“

“Ough-“

“Like a Glitter Bomb.”