Here I am, at a gym. The place that I’ve never thought I would be, but here I am. My consultant, Gmonly, told me that is a great opportunity to make a name for myself. I took out the paper that Gmonly passed to me, and it was listed as the following.

1. Cardio – 30 minutes

2. Strength training

3. Recovery (Sauna)

The reason why Gmonly asked me to do this is because I’m going to be a part of a show called “Wrestle Heroes,” and I will be in the free-for-all match. I don’t know what to expect, but since these are the things that were given by Gmonly, I guess I shall get to it. 

*Stupido contemplate on what he needs to do for a cardio session, as there were no direct instructions, so he does what makes the most sense in this*

To win a match of this magnitude, I will need stamina and as much as I can. So what better way for me to build that than with two cans of energy drink and a run on the treadmill! 

*He steps onto the treadmill, chugging a can of the energy drink before starting his cardio session. He kept pressing on a few buttons, as he is not familiar with the machine. Stupido realizes that the machine suddenly goes on an incline*

Wait, what? I’m here for speed. Why is this machine being lifted up?

*In sheer panic, he starts to press a few more buttons, and now the treadmill starts to move. With the treadmill at the highest incline it possibly can be, Stupido attempts to do his cardio session, and with all his might, he tries to catch up with the speed, not knowing that he is still increasing the speed of the machine, and within seconds, he falls flat on his back, and someone decides to press the emergency stop.*

After a stern scolding by the manager, I nodded and then headed to the next exercise, which is weights. Here’s the problem: I’m not sure what to carry and decided that I do some functional strength training with a vending machine! That would help me with the strength training because I need all the strength to throw people out of the ring.

*Stupido readies himself and finds something to grip on the vending machine; as he starts to lift it, he realizes that it is too heavy, and as he struggles to lift it out once, the people in the gym help to carry the vending machine, and then in unison, everyone carries him out of the gym and throws out his gym bag.*

Does that mean I can’t do my recovery training?  Welp, time to head back and find a way to do a sauna from home. Anyways, I can’t wait to wrestle at Wrestle Hero. The gym session today is very fruitful, and speaking of fruit, it’s time for a banana.