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SEEHULK VIOLENCE YES

SEEHULK VIOLENCE YES

 

SEEHULK LIKE VIOLENCE. 

VIOLENCE LIKE SEEHULK. 

SEEHULK LIKE WATCHING WRECKING BALLS SMASH INTO IMPORTANT THINGS – LIKE BANKS, FIRE STATIONS, CAR DEALERSHIPS, BLUE COLLAR AMERICANS, AND ANYONE THAT GETS IN THE WAY OF BROTHER. 

BROTHER… SAVED ME. HE GAVE ME MY KIND OF FUN AND MY KIND OF THE FUN IS THE MOST FUN!!

{SeeSaw} And… even though SeeHULK is angered, him and I both know that you’re just a little bit misguided, right SEEHULK?

SEEHULK VERY FUCKIN’ MISGUIDED. 

{SeeSaw} Language! Just because we’re here to have a little bit of fun doesn’t mean that we reserve the right to be disrespectful, Brother See. Besides, our work is just about done.

DONE? SEEHULK NEVER STOP!!! 

{SeeSaw} No, listen – remember those videos game demonstrations that we used to play back home? It’s like… we’re at the end of that. We’ve just about completed a vital part of our mission – it’s now time to eliminate Chip Montana. He’s the big boss at this level, SeeHULK.

CHIP MONTANA DIES. I WILL CRUSH UNTIL BONES AREN’T BONES! 

{SeeSaw} Yes, that’s perhaps the ultimate outcome – but you’re missing the point, SEEHULK. This is supposed to be about one thing. What’s that one thing?

PHYSICAL HUMAN DESECRATION?

{SeeSaw} It amazes me that you have that kind of vocabulary, but you choose to talk like a caveman. We’re made how we’re made – but that’s not the point. The point here is that we’re supposed to have fun.

FUN? 

{SeeSaw} I have an entire workshop that’s filled with just the most wonderful things to play with – and Chip Montana’s gonna be thrilled.

CHIP BE HAPPY? 

{SeeSaw} Well… no – he won’t be happy at all. I can’t say that a lot of what’s going to happen in there is going to be pleasant for ole’ Chippy doo, but he’ll be taken aback by our imagination, SEEHULK.

IMAGINOOM? 

{SeeSaw} Right, you barely know anything about that, do you? Well then – we are going to bring that part of you to the forefront, big buddy, by flipping the tables on our stallion outbacker. We’re going to use the same tactics that he would use in the wild against him – buy ensuring that we infiltrate all of the weakest points on the hunted. Just like those adventure games they would give out to us, remember SeeHULK?

CHOCOLATE? 

{SeeSaw} Oh come now, I just gave you a bar ten minutes ago. Slow it down, buddy.

CHOOOOOCOOOOLATE?

{SeeSaw} Milky Way, Payday, or Kit Kat?

KIT KAT KIT KAT KIT KAT! 

{SeeSaw} While you enjoy that delicious treat, let’s get back on topic. We have an entire workshop of all sorts of gadgets in there and, even better, an entire audience that’s not only waiting to see Chip but are ready to welcome him into the family. It couldn’t be more perfect. He doesn’t even know it yet, but every little piece of that body of his is invaluable.

INVALVABUL? 

{SeeSaw} Exactly, big buddy. I’m so glad that we’re so in sync and on this adventurous road together. We’re already got ourselves a pet and can you believe it, Chip? We’re about to get ourselves another one!

YAY! KILL! NOW! 

{SeeSaw} Off we go!