I've tried it all. If you can eat it, I've tried it. But human flesh? I

When I was a kid, I remember there was this ridiculously lavish abode. Adorned with gold, silver and platinum, it was pure spectacle that even Zeus himself would be embarassed by. A normal extravagance for the rich and famous yet it

I once visited a level, years back, where I met a man named Claude. Claude, a kindly, gentle man by all accounts, was a community man - a man of the people. He loved to arrange and put on community

I remember there once lived a joyful family in my Slums.  Their patriarch, a man of strength and honor, guided his family with unwavering dedication.  Yet, life was preparing a brutal test. Without warning, a fierce inferno descended, engulfing their home in an

Softly we tremble tonight, Picture perfect fading smiles are all that’s left in site, I said I’d never leave you’ll never change I’m not satisfied with where I’m at in life. She told him repeatedly that she wanted nothing to do with him. But he

It is said that through science man proves, but through intuition he discovers. Great scientists have always looked at the world around them and questioned. But when the very notion of questioning challenges that which man has come to know as

When I was younger, I found a stray cat clinging to life. He was starving, every bone in his tiny body was visible, hair was falling out in multiple places, death was singing to him, his frail body swaying to the

Even down in The Slums, love can reach its peak. When two people love each other just enough, they finally agree to come together in the act of marriage. A wedding down there is a bit different from ones you see elsewhere

"There was a preacher who constantly spread the good word of his cult to anyone that passed by his line of sight." "Nobody usually paid him any mind. They all heard the same spiel from other evangelists and none of them

Social stereotypin’ be as palpable in Arcadia as it is anywhere else in our sphere, ya na. Some of it's fair fuckin’ game; the rest ain’ so true. But one thing remains an absolute, irrefutable cert, ya get me? People wit’ a

"My grandfather used to tell me a story.." "An old wise tale, fictional at its core but the moral was one that has stuck with me for many years.." "In another world, there's an island. This island harbors many tourists. Each of

"Never did like candy." "See, thing about sweets? They ain't honest like a slab of meat is. With a hunk of flesh you know what you're gettin' when you sink your teeth into it. It's filling, savory, and nutritious." "But candy? It

Growing up I had a bully he would always hurt the weaker kids.  He was the fancied himself a trophy hunter of sorts.  Viewing everyone he made fear him as another prize for his mantle.  He started stalking me where I would work

Once upon a time, there was a pen that thought it was the most important pen in the world. It was made of the finest materials and had been used to sign many important documents. The pen was proud of

I had this one couple visit me for elective surgery years ago. The girl wanted a boob job, and the guy she was with was more than happy to accommodate her. Let me tell you: this girl had that boyfriend wrapped around

A man really couldn’t see without his glasses. They’d broken and were unusable. Everything was blurry. At first, he tried squinting. He thought if he could bring things into a smaller condensed visual plane, that he’d be able to see with a little

Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!  Today, I’ve brought a very good friend along to tell you a story. His name is Darby Don’t Die and oh boy, does he have a tale for you. Take it away, Triple

man wanted to build a home in Arcadia. First, he had to choose a level to build it on. He didn’t have many credits and was offered two distinctively different plots of land. The first plot of land was expensive,

There's a saying in this world, it doesn't matter how strong or powerful or godlike we may be, all our tales end with eternal judgement by the fallen God in the ice cold throne. The eternal Fate of everyone who lives in

I spy with my little eye, a person who doesn't know his place while in pursuit of the truth. But what is the truth? These days it has all become rather subjective. We have men up on a mountain believing in

A man who lived on his own lit a candle one day. He took the last match in the pack, struck it against the ignition patch, and lit the wick. This was the last match he had, and he knew it

They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That if we look closely enough, we can see beauty all around us. I see… NOTHING AT ALL. A void of darkness. No light penetrates my retina. A stockade of scartissue shields

"Take a piece of nylon thread." "Stretch it out in front of you until it lays in a straight line." "Now comes the fun part. Reach in your pocket, pull out your lighter and set both ends of that thread on fire." "Sit

I’m on the menu You won’t get indigestion I even come with dessert

here was once a man who decided to make himself important. To do this, he would amuse himself by claiming that the end is nigh. If people wanted to avoid their end, they just needed to listen to him.  Citizens on

"When I was younger, my dad shared a tale of an artist that suffered from terrible artist's block." "He was tasked to fill his gallery with fresh and beautiful works before the day of his showcase. Unfortunately for him, that day

There is a certain power in being able to finally speak up. Take, for instance, the biggest crush you've ever had on someone. They make your heart aflutter, and your mouth go dry when you try to utter a single word. This all

In my line of profession, only a few designers become household names. The masses can only give attention to so many things after all. At the end of the day, most clothes are utilitarian and disposable. To make people want your name caressing

"Do you know what death sounds like?" "You might think sounds like pleadin', beggin', cryin'." "All the lil people with tears streamin' down their faces. 'Don't kill my husband!' this and 'Please, leave my family alone!' that." "Screamin' until their voices go hoarse

"I have often asked what the difference between a human and an animal truly is." "With animals, they are run on pure instinct." "Everything they do is run by a drive to survive. They don't think like humans do, they bounce from

Once upon a time, there had lived a man named Jack. Jack was a snake oil salesman, a crafty man who had a way with words. He had a smooth and persuasive voice that could convince anyone to buy his

“Long ago, in a land from tales and stories, there was a river.” “A vast ocean space, in which water was King.” “To cross this river, one would need to employ the services of a Ferryman. It would be his job to

There was once a boy trapped in the shadow of his famous father. A celebrated hero who saved Arcadia time and time again from that which goes bump in the night suddenly vanishes into thin air. Leaving behind a grieving son way

All: The marketing team, including the Vice President of marketing, have all been sacked. Internal job applications will be posted. If no suitable candidates emerge from our talent pool, we'll look outside the company. It is painfully obvious based on their latest

There’s usually two surgeons in the operating room. The resident surgeon is the surgeon who opens and closes the surgery. Though skill set may vary, they are in training and must be overseen by an attending surgeon during critical stages of

Ever since there have been gods, there have been slaves that were created for a singular purpose. The poor girl Pandora, brought to life over a petty grudge and destined to bring about chaos and decay into the world through the

What is the greatest source of pain that one can inflict on a world that has never experienced? Do you know the answer to that? I'm sure you've looked. Everyone with a lack of empathy and care have tried to find

There are many who claim to be the saviours of Arcadia. Some of them want to save the whole god damn place. Some of them want to save their own level. Some just want to save their family. Each of these who

"Stop." "Take a moment to immerse yourselves in the deepest, darkest canals of Arcadia." "Put yourself right in the center of the night. Right in the heart of the streets." "Now close your eyes and take a good listen." "What do you hear?" "Somewhere in

Just like anywhere, food standards agencies exist in Arcadia for one sole reason: To make a motherfucker think twice before sinkin' their teeth into somethin' well past its best, ya get me? Hit up any grocery store and you'll see it across

Ah, to feel heartbreak. A good man was in a relationship once, spending the best years of his life with the woman he loved. He was so wrapped up in the throes of passion that he committed himself to marrying her one

"It started off as an unusually peaceful day in the Slums." "People were performing their daily routines and no thugs were around to cause trouble. Houseworkers did chores, kids played games, and spirits were overall pretty high." "They had hoped that this

"Drex, I want you to think about the stickiest, greenest, crystal covered bud you ever seen." "How great it'd feel on your lips as you puff away at that blunt, fillin' your lungs with smoke and blowin' out clouds the world

"What do you do with a dead body?" "I want you to think of a corpse laying in the street. It's been brutalized beyond belief, you can barely recognize its face but you know by the clothes exactly who you're looking

No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes There are many Arcadians that hide a sense of hopelessness behind their eyes. Take a trip, mi amigos, through the slums and you will find many

They say that music is a language within itself. But can a blind person play music without seeing the notes on the page? Could a deaf person play without being able to hear what they play? I see a song. A piece of

Once upon a time, there was a tall and sturdy tree that stood in the middle of a vast forest. The tree had been there for many years, and it had weathered many storms. Its roots were deep and strong,

arcissus was a very beautiful young man that everyone adored. However, there was no-one to whom he would return their affection. One day, whilst Narcissus was hunting, he came upon a small crystal clear lake and bent down to take a

In the ageless forest, there existed two peculiar creatures. The Siren, with a lute in hand, spilled forth a melody that could snatch the soul from man's grasp. His audience, spellbound, sipped on his sweet poison, each note a lullaby serenading them

A diamond, isn't it every woman’s dream? A radiant spark, nestled in the heart of an engagement ring. Testament of eternal devotion etched into its every facet. Promise as enduring as the gem itself, not just a mere adornment on a lover's hand. A

There be some rumour goin’ around, ya naa, that people these days be havin’ full-blown romantic flings which involve more dan one partner. Now don’t get me wrong; Big Slim ain’t usually one to turn down an opportunity to take on

As the sands pass through the glass, I'm reminded of a singular notion around every favor I have ever given. Be they selfless or cowardly, be they coveting money or power or simply deliverance from whatever ails them, The notion of death

Children, are any of you familiar with religion? I am, Mr. Teddy. Wonderful, Franklin. Can you share with your peers what religion is? It's when you believe in something greater than yourself. I think that's a fine place to start, Franklin. I do. After

There is a time for old stories, and there is a time for present tales. One such tale of the present is that of the Burned Man. You see, the Burned Man was harmed long ago in one of the cruelest, most

History has had many it's share of heroes, those brave men and women who walked into the darkness so others could be free in the light. Some journeys were successful, giving these saviors immortality in tales of what one good soul

I've always found the forgin' of metal to be such an interestin' process. The blacksmith takes the iron as it comes, heats it up nice and hot in the forge, and then applies force by the way of a hammer,

"There are many types of dog owners out there." "While most owners tend to have at least two dogs, some prefer to have a whole mass of dogs. These types of trainers find themselves infatuated with the way an animal's mind

There was once a child who had been caught by some vile people. These people were looking to turn this child out, make her earn them some money. This young woman suffered horrendously at the hands of her captors, and

Humanity is obsessed with light. They see light as a symbol of hope. But when one really boils it down, all they speak is nonsensical bullshit. Because truth be told, light does nothing but bring us a false sense of comfort. I see

Have you ever gone to work in an operating room? Surgery cannot be performed alone. In fact it takes a troop of people who trust one another enough to work together to be successful. It can feel like you’re in a war

When forging, you must build with the strongest materials in your arsenal. Materials meant to last. After all, Hephaestus wouldn't want it any other way. Now for crafting outside of fabric, I wouldn't know what materials would last but I know something more

"There was a boy who was challenged by his peers to start a fire and keep it burning throughout the night." "He was determined to prove to them that he could do it. Armed with flint and steel, the young man

There is a story shared throughout Arcadia, one passed through generations about a war that was forged through the fires of love. A beautiful woman was brought before a group of suitors, all vying for her affection. Each suitor had their charms,

"There's a difference between fixing a problem and solving it." "I present to you a simple scenario." "Before you sits a man quarantined in a room. He's sick, diseased. Now, you know that you can repress his symptoms and let him leave

"Gunshots ring out through the streets of Arcadia." "On all sides rival gangs fight it out in the middle of a dirty alleyway. A wayward bullet pierces brain, a shotgun shreds a man's throat." "As bodies fall all around you, you realize

I know you, man. I mean, I know you as deeply as I could ever know myself. You wouldn't know that. Because you don't know me. All you know is that you lost a brother. And that you're angry. And that you're hurt. And

Have you ever seen a blister from a burn fester, it’s disgusting.   It will eventually pop and ooze fluids in a vain attempt to clean itself.  While in the open air of Arcadia it can become a maggot infested mess.  Becoming more necrotic

Since the dawn of Arcadia, when our ancestors discovered the treachery of murder and the absolution of death, blood has been spilled in the name of everything, from preaching monsters to lovesick puppies and pure psychotic rage. And now, we’ve once

“Hi, my name is Felix Foley and calling about the advert in the newspaper? You said you can forge performers for war in the industry?” “I can be there in an hour. Am I okay to bring my friends?” “That’s wonderful news!” …. …. …. …. “Thanks

“I’m sure you’ve heard of the fire triangle, haven’t you Prometheus?” “After all, you’re a ranging inferno of a fire that began a long time ago. You once lived in the upper echelon of Arcadia,  alongside Zeus – a trusted friend

Once upon a time, there was a little lamb named Sokha. Sokha entered the world as a powerless little lamb, but eventually, she began to thrive and grow. And as such, her little brain began to grow as well. As

ave you ever heard the tale of the Birds and the Beasts? The Birds and the Beasts declared war against each other. They were unable to find a compromise or understanding, so they drew themselves into battle and went to war, tooth,

Ah, the great outdoors! Full of boundless beauty, the forests of Arcadia are a canvas that stretches out into the horizon, begging to be captured by the lens of my camera. It’s a world in which every living creature has a place,

The quest for the ultimate weapon. From the dawn of time, mankind has waged wars, spilling blood and shattering bones in the name of power, and in the name of a dream. A dream of creating the perfect weapon to dominate all

There was once a man whose whole life resolved around tragedy, fear and misfortune. Evil clouded around and picked apart everything good and pure he ever knew Every step he took something else failed, every action he would falter and worsen the

Hello children! Hi Mr. Teddy! What glorious treat will we be trying today? Well, children, that is an interesting question. You know, in spite of my reputation, not all of my ideas have been a hit. They haven't? No. Actually, some of them have

The model catches the eye of the audience with their beauty, entrancin' them to believe in the world they portray. There are many that would say the model is the ultimate bein', adored people from all levels of Arcadia, but what

Look, up in the sky. It's a bird! No! It's

Traveling through Arcadia is a messy affair, to say the least. One wrong turn, and you're all on your own against the dangers that await. That's why you don't wanna travel alone! On the most arduous journey, you need just the right companion

"Some people need to learn they can't fix everythin'." "A fella in the wastes said he was the best carpenter in Arcadia. Ain't no house he couldn't fix, no hole he couldn't patch." "That's what he said when I caught him in

If there be one thing about Arcadia’s sex trade ya need to realise, it’s dat artificial devices exist as commonly here as they do anywhere else in society. Don’t get a brother wrong; there ain’t a motherfuckin’ thing that’ll ever replace

There are only two things certain in life: Death and taxes. As for the former, we could wax whimsically about what happens to us after, the vast spectrum ranging from complete and utter nothing to everything your heart desires. The truth and

“Schrodinger’s cat wasn’t a real experiment.” “It was simply a teaching tool that he implemented to illustrate how some people were misinterpreting quantum theory.” “In this imaginary experiment, Schrodinger placed a cat inside a box with a tiny piece of radioactive substance.

I once communed with a mighty sorceress. She possessed a power so enchanting that she could bend the will of all who crossed her path. Desire. And those who tasted it were cursed to be ensnared in her web. For desire could inspire courage

There was this one fellow who kept visiting my emergency room time and time again. We call those of his ilk “frequent flyers” in the medical industry, and they typically have the same chief complaint each visit. Frequent flyers are generally individuals

t takes but a single thread. A person’s world is their own blanket. In youth, it starts small and careful. The tapestry is very much in a stage of infancy. Small stitches get added over time, turning that small piece of

They say that the moment a parent first locks eyes on their child, time itself stops as an entire lifetimes flashes before their eyes. They hope it'll be everything they deserve, they mourn for the hardships that will surely come. The disbelief

An old hotel sits on the corner in some depraved sector of Arcadia. It used to have a name. But its name doesn't matter anymore. The old sign out front still reads: "Enjoy your stay." The hotel used to flourish, long ago, before

Emergent trauma surgeries are unfortunately a big part of my job as a surgeon. Whether it’s an accident or premeditated, these patients end up on my operating table and I’m the one who’s tasked with determining their fate: Can I salvage their

I ain't never met a policeman with a good heart. The thing about the police is they're great actors. They pretend that they're in this for the community - they're doin' their job to protect us out of the goodness of

"A person who enjoys enduring intense amounts of pain can commonly be referred to as a masochist." "These are usually people who seek out the pain, whether it be physical or mental." "Their love for self-torture usually stems from an abusive household

A man came to the Bleak one day. He had money and the will behind it to see an opportunity to take advantage of the state of the Bleak. He saw the downtrodden, broken, hopeless people and saw a golden

"There was a male prostitute that liked to play with his clients' hearts in order to turn one night stands into frequent outings." "He'd often whisper the right words into their ears and press all the correct buttons so they'd become

Control. It's all anyone cares about. From Zeus who knows he has it to those in the slums that do everything just to get a taste. Then there are those in between, those who feel like they have a grasp on what matters

"Allow me to paint you a picture." "There's a lonesome road, and on it walks a singular hound. It's separated from its litter, no one to help him as he limps down the street. Blood leaks from a wound on its

"I often like to believe that the people of Arcadia are a lot like a present." "You never know what you're going to get until you've unwrapped it." "Because you see, a present can present itself in a thousand different ways simply

“Welcome one and all to the Foley funhouse!”  “Tonight, I’m joined by my very good friend Fatso Moses. How’re you doing, Fatso?” “Hungwy.” “Of course. I asked you along today to talk to the children. Are you ready?” “You mean you bwackmailed me with

Had a watering hole I used to visit occasionally, I liked the quiet.  Well one day this man walks in and says he could break any binding that was put upon him and started taking bets.  The first time it was a

Every soul in Arcadia has a story to tell, a price they've paid just to keep on breathing. Take, for instance, two animals tangled in the web of survival: a street rat and a scavenger bird. The street rat, a sneaky little

“A logging company were sent to the Groves to cut down some of the larger trees within.” “They went to work, cutting down tree after tree.” “The sounds of them thundering to the ground would echo throughout the groves.” “All except one.” “This one

In the darkest corners of the Slums, where light seldom touches, there once stood two trees. One tree was strong and vibrant, roots deep, its branches reaching towards the heavens. This tree had seen countless storms and had endured the brutality of

 Lamb stands inside a pen, alone. Many other Lambs once stood with him. The Butcher led those lambs one by one to their slaughter, removing them from the pen. The strongest and fattest didn’t survive – they were the first to go. The

It's funny how a simple piece of fabric can alter someone's very existence. The very idea of a mask that hides away all the darkness, all the fear, all the hatred and becomes a shining symbol of hope. Or a simple way

Sometimes in order to see the true nature of this world, you have to look beyond the visual into the spectrum of emotion underneath. Blind yourself to the falsehood of preconceived notions to truly see the world as it should be. A

Every member of the surgical team must perform their duties expertly and cohesively in order to preserve the best possible outcome for the patient. The difference between life or death could all simply boil down to whether or not someone can

It's always been the case that man relies upon animals. Perhaps none more so than a dog. I know of no time in the history of Arcadia where dogs were not used by man. Not merely for companionship, however, but work. It seems

"There was once a beautiful young lady." "Every weekend night, she would strut into the club with her beautiful looks, tight figure and well done make up. She sauntered into the club and straight to the bar, giving a flip of

“An extremely popular invention, is a pencil.” “With a pencil, every time you use it, you leave a mark. You can do something wonderful, or something terrible. With said pencil, you have great responsibility over what you do.” “When you make a

Two of the finest artists in Arcadia have come together for the collaboration of a lifetime. The pair bring their unique skills to the workshop, with aims to make a masterpiece. Each a master at what they do, they believe the combination

"A man had been shot in the Groves. The bullet had pierced his chest and tore through his lung." "Not only had that created a burning sensation in his chest, it also left him gasping for air that he couldn't breathe.

We have to meet in better circumstances next time was something I always heard from distant relatives at funerals. We all knew this was exactly where we'd see each other again, the only thing that would change is who we're

"There was once a farmer who was obsessed with keepin' his cattle alive by any means necessary." "Ya see, he was a bit of a miracle worker with his hands. Any cow or lamb that got sick or hurt would come

"Let's say your sink has run a leak." "There's water pouring everywhere, your towels are drenched, and you've all but run out of buckets to fill. You need help, you need someone to fix this problem." "So who do you go to

On a warm and bright summer's day, two children played in the tall grass. Hide and seek, tag, all of the usual games. After their games, they dumped all of their toys, includin' a detectives play set down on the

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Today, my friends and I would like to talk to you about pain, children.” “And I have just the guy to tell you a story. His name is Cocaine Zappa.” [puff] “It’s about to get really,

A heart that's full up like a landfill  A job that slowly kills you  Bruises that won't heal  A composer sits and labors over his manuscript.  In order to compose a great song, one’s magnum opus, the composer must have a meticulous and unwavering

Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Some people just cannot accept that no means no, mi amigos. They’ve never learnt the meaning of consent, and will keep pushing forward for that which

They say never to work with children or animals. For neither can follow the simplest of instructions well. I see a puppy. A bundle of innocent, exuberant energy. Some would call it cute, even. Its adorable ginger fur, right down to the adorable

I knew a repair man he was damned good at what he did.  He had this tool belt with everything you could think of to fix any problem.  If he needed nails placed with perfect precision, he had his trusty nail gun

Hello, boys. Hi Mr. Teddy! Have you noticed anything strange, today? The girls aren't here! That's right. It's a boys only meeting. Yay! Don't celebrate too quickly, boys. With any luck, those girls will one day become women! And you all, men. Proper men. And what

Employment in Arcadia can be a hard thing to come by. That bein' said - there is one established employer in this town who always leaves his back door open for fresh young talent to come aboard his tanker. For an enterprise

Deep within a dark valley, there was a village. An accursed place, for the villagers had a peculiar disability. They could only see one color. It was the color of rage, the color of blood. Red. Their lives were shackled to its relentless hues, with

In a dark forest, there was a small wildflower. Gosh, its colors were so bright. So pure. It brought a sense of hope and beauty to all who gazed upon it. Because the wildflower believed that even the most forlorn deserved a chance. As the

For as long as anyone can remember, our world has been on the eve of destruction. Chaos reigns, evil running rampant while the good are suffocated and weakened because they won't bend the knee to a tyrant who rules through fear. A

I once read a book that told of a far away world, with blue skies above and green grass to be walked upon. The type of world that could only exist in books, the type of world where one could

Long ago, this world was pristine and pure. A tad boring but paradise none the less until one day as punishment for accepting the gift of Prometheus, the divine father gifted a young woman a simple box containing the greatest

There she is. A little girl. And she has no idea how dangerous things are about to be for her. There are many, many people who wish her harm. She is innocent. She has no skin in this game. This terrible game, where she

Congratulations! If you are reading this, you've been hired to work in the Ol' Factory of O'Toole Candy Co., the biggest and best candy company in all of Arcadia. It is an exciting time for the both of us. But I,

If there’s one thing dat gets a nigga around here goin’, it’s standin’ in front of a hot bitch and watchin’ as she sinks to her knees, primed and readyin’ herself for a mouthful of steamin’ semen roadway. Trust me –

Amidst the chaos of life, beauty awaits those who embrace the storm. After one of my first models divulged all the information of her traumatic household, I made it a point to learn everything I could about the people I worked

"Intelligence is an interesting thing." "Some of our world's greatest geniuses use their intelligence in order to create and invent. They use their knowledge to build contraptions and gadgets that allow them to be successful in every day life." "Though the way

"A butcher has come to lead the lambs to the slaughter." "He gathered a wide variety of sheep from all across Arcadia. They're all lined up to be cut down for their flesh and organs, with the butcher ready to sell

When a really good story presents itself, many people will chase it down. And believe you me, they will find a way. Some will be ruthless in their tactics. They will take what they want by force, strong-arming witnesses to give them the

"In the depths of Arcadia sits the most terrifying place in the whole world." "The Killing Floor." "Where Zeus sends men to die." "Once you walk in, you don't walk out." "We call the walk down to the floor the Red Mile. It's the

"You ever had meat stew?" "My momma used to do it once a year with all the leftovers we had lyin' around. She'd take a big ole pot and got to cuttin' up all the meats she could find." "Didn't matter what

As human beings with consciousness, one thing we all have in common is these brains of ours, and the memories they store within 'em. But what we don't have in common is which memories are stored and how they're stored. Sometimes

The Bleak has a reputation of being a place for the lost, broken souls. People are abandoned here, lost to the shuffle of the upper levels. To survive here, you have to be willing to kill or you will be

Pandemonium has broken out in Arcadia. Explosives are being detonated, dead bodies are being displayed as artwork, and Arcadians are frightened by what they see. In these times of wild and noisy disorder, people seek comfort. Like confused, wayward sheep, they flock

Most of humanity relies on its sense of sight as its primary sense to navigate this world. People, in lamens terms, trust what their eyes see. Yet our eyes are designed to lie to us. In its true form, light is energy;

Rising up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet Just a man and his will to survive The will to survive is ingrained in every living creature. It is an innate impulse

I had a dream the other night, it was weird really.    There was this giant metal contraption situated upon these metal rails.  The metal monster towered over the tallest men in Arcadia.  It was massive, it was fast, and nothing would stand in its

Two people. That’s how it starts. Pregnancy, that is. They’re each committed to reaching the finish line. But only one of them will be giving birth. The other

There are many gardens growing on Mount Olympus. But mine’s the best. Let me tell you why. See, most people around here, they don't know the first thing about gardening. They just throw some seeds in the dirt and hope for the best. But

Ah, the arrow of pain. How cruel and relentless it can be. But the first arrow is not the one that truly strikes fear into the heart. It’s the second. The arrow of emotional reaction. The arrow that can make the difference between life

“You’re quite the enigma, Mr. Redgrave.” “An artiste.” “But for every artist, there’s the question of just who they are and what they’re creating.” “The people you slaughter, you do so with a highly dynamic and spontaneous application of vigorous brushstrokes; only the

“Welcome one and all to a very special edition of the Foley Funhouse.” “Today we’re putting on a very special show.” “So sit back and enjoy… Puppetmonium!” “Hey there, my name is Gullible Gemini and I’m really confused; where are the Panda’s? This is

It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. My mom used to tell me that a lot before she died. Ever since then, I've taken that saying to heart

Perfection is made. Nothing natural exists that is perfect. Hard work, blood, sweat and tears goes into the creation of a masterpiece. Painters can throw paint at the canvas and call it post-modern and it will sell. Sculptors can give their

What does it take to get a drink in this place? When they brought me here, they told me I had free reign over the bar. I could more or less do what I wanted. The only thing I wasn't allowed to

Have you ever seen pure desperation? The moment the lights disappear from someone's eyes and they give in to the darkness? When I was the zookeeper to you animals, I lived for that moment. My favorite trick I pulled on the general population

They say there are no such things as desperate situations, only desperate men. The diorama of the winter cabin is a beautiful scene. Picturesque in a snowy landscape, a cabin lies locked. The cabin is the only solace from the chill

“Needs must when the devil drives.” It has been a saying I have long subscribed to in Arcadia.  It means, when you’re desperate, you must do things you ordinarily would not do.    I realized that when Zeus came knocking at my door just after I had left my parent’s home.  He’d heard of

“Blood can be a tricky substance to remove.” “You need the right tool for the job.” “If you came to a slaughter of a murder scene and tried to remove the blood stains, you’d need to make sure you came prepared.” “Gustav Morgue

“There was once a hungry wolf, stood before a flock of sheep, licking his lips.” “But he found great difficulty in getting at them, owing to the vigilance of the shepherd and his dogs.” “One day, the wolf found the skin of

When I was a kid, my granddaddy used to take me hunting. I didn’t want to go, but he’d drag me deep into the bush. One day, we were out tracking a coyote. Golden fur, he was a great catch. We chased him into

Before I walked the halls of Olympus, before I was a pain in the ass of a grumpy old fart wrapped in bandages, I was a blue eyed innocent kid who thought he could change Arcadia with nothing but a

"A focal point is something that draws the eye to it." "Artists use this in many pieces of art as a way to draw the eye of those who look at it to a certain detail of their work." "It is the

Imagine being the first responder to the scene of a horrific accident. The supposed accident was unwitnessed, and you’re forced to see a broken, bloody man, his head scalped to reveal a skull with its fragments scattered around the scene. His brain

We all feel pain, be it one way or another. Some of us, we suffer in silence in the shadows, hidden away from the world like a deep dark secret we want none to know. Until one day perhaps we

When a man stands at his easel, a brush of finery clasped between his thumb and finger, it is with self-appointed design and purpose that he purports to indent his own, personal mark on the world. To create his great magnum

Have you ever been to a fashion show? I didn't know what to expect when I was invited to my first one. All I expected was watching some models and fans like me curious about the new trending piece. What I was not

"Arcadian folklore speaks of a set of armor that was supposed to protect the wearer from all sorts of potential damage." "It was said to be a mixture of steel, cotton, and Kevlar crafted by Hephaestus himself. When worn, nothing could

Fashion is a tricky, fickle thing to understand. Every trend in Arcadia has run through five stages, being introduced to the people before making a rise and hitting its peak. I've seen a few trends really catch fire, the people loving what

Imagine you found a gun laying in the middle of the road. You wouldn't dare pick it up, would you? If you said no, then you're smarter than a rival arms dealer I once knew. His name was Alvin, and he

I see a room. A dwelling. Once upon a time, the room was ordered. Meticulous, everything in its place and filed accordingly. Over time, the clutter began to mount. Then, the clutter gave way to mess. What once was meticulous and

A blank canvas is nothin' but boundless potential, and a piece of art is just the limit we place on that canvas. Art has always been subjective, because it's hard to quantify art. What is art? What makes good art?  What if

I still remember the first time I touched a gun like it was yesterday. My father took me to the local pawn shop and bought the smallest handgun he could afford. He told me "Maxxy my boy, that's for defending the home

“I’ve seen you both.” “I’ve watched the way you look at her. I’ve seen you idolise and lust after her.” “I looked into your eyes at Dead or Alive and I saw them stare too long in her direction, Drexl. She’s beautiful,

Watching the wildlife of Arcadia has always been a hobby of mine.  It’s lead to some interesting sights.  It was over the course of a few weeks that I actually followed a moose, a truly majestic creature in the woodland biome of this forsaken

Nature is a wondrous thing, isn't it? Full of beauty and surprises, and I’m so lucky to be able to capture it all through my camera. But I remember one time I was out in the woods, and I came across a

Way back when I first opened my doors, Arcadia had stiff competition for those wanting something a little more fantastical. There was the Brute, a malicious monstrous being who proclaimed he could kill anyone without a single trace left behind. His

I've never been fond of photographs, they can twist memory, create false propoganda and can make the greatest tale fantastical in a world that needs legends. But sometimes they're all the proof you need to sort fiction from reality, even when

Let’s talk about my fellow residents during my training years. Dr. Greentomb kind of creeped everyone out. There was something insidious about him, whether it was the way he had pet names for his patients and his coworkers, like when he

“What makes a person?” “A person could be their quirks. They could be their intricacies and finer details. The very things that collude to make a personality. They could be all that they love and all that they hate. A person

There is nothing I love better than pulling on a nice pair of latex gloves. I put on the classical music my mother raised me on. I pour a glass of whiskey. I pull on the gloves. I get to work. I slice

“Have you ever purchased something that once arrived, wasn’t quite what it seemed when you placed the order?” “I once purchased a dog from a reputable breeder.” “A little poodle.” “When I picked my pup in the store and paid my credits, the

"The mind can be a dangerous thing." "In the right hands, the power of intelligence can do a lot of good. A strong mind has the power to lead people away from despair and into greener pastures." "But too many times has

The eagle is one of the most fearsome birds of prey on the planet. Large in span and powerful in build, they are often referred to as the king of all birds - and for good fockin reason. These majestic animals come

There was a long-running shop within the market row of The Slums, run by a gentle old man. The shopkeeper was one of the biggest names in the area, celebrated by the community for his kindness and the quality of his

"I knew a man that let his son to roam around freely throughout the different levels of Arcadia." "The boy was an adolescent at the time and demanded more independence from his family. His father was more than happy to oblige." "Claiming

Everyone in this world is one of two creatures, a cat or a dog. It all boils down to how they interact with what the universe provides. For instance, grab a string and dangle it close enough for a cat to reach

"Have you ever heard the phrase 'one bad apple ruins the bunch'? "Take a barrel full of apples, all nice, shiny and delicious. They have a future, they could be eaten, be used for pies, make juice." "Given enough time, these apples

"I want you to imagine a man lyin' on the ground in a pool of his own blood." "Gashes on his head, entrails draggin' behind him as he tries fruitlessly to crawl away, to find help." "As another knife plunges into his

It's far too easy to carry around the burdens of life. I see it happen all the time. I see people, laden with their past, struggling to continue. A man I once met up on level designation 82 told me that

I see a colouring book. Some pages have already been filled in, with varying styles of colouring. Some children have stated within the lines, others have not. Every page in the book is different from the others. There is a picture of

I’m so happy 'cause today I found my friends They're in my head I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you Broke our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday, for all I care And I'm not scared Light my candles in a daze 'Cause I’ve found God. As

Magic and machine, two opposing forces that have been at odds for centuries. One is a force of nature, born from the raw energy of the universe. The other is a creation, born from the intelligence and creativity of its maker. From the

As I sit here sharing a holding cell with Arcadia’s oldest fucking child.  Awaiting whatever fate the Arcadian judicial system has for me.  I’m reminded that most turn to religion and worship when they hear those bars slam home.   I’ve seen many

Darkness and light. Two opposing forces that have existed since the dawn of time. It’s the duality of nature, a balance that must be maintained. But in the beginning, there was only darkness. Uncertainty. Fear. Like a leaderless herd, the people wandered aimlessly. But then a

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “This week, we’ll be talking about music!” “With music in the air here in Old School Wrestling, I thought it prudent to hear from an expert on such matters. So, please allow me to

It's a fear that most hold in their hearts, the sinking darkness that fades away and takes every bit of who you were. Every appearance, every action, even the very whisper of a name is lost to the horrors of anonymity. From

Life is an act and we are all actors in the arena of life. We all do act each day from dawn to dusk. Some act well but some act to cover their acts. Growing up where I grew up, I

Chasing the dragon. It is an expression I hear from the addicted who, so often, find themselves receiving justice from me, one way or the other. It is, as they freely admit, a fruitless chase. But they persist anyway. They say that first hit

Since I can remember, there's been a sweet yet macabre voice echoing throughout the soul of Arcadia. The strings of death have always and will always be the theme song of this world and anytime a force tries to rewrite that

The skull and the brain depend on one another to survive. The hard skull encapsulates the tender brain. The bone provides the protection that the spongy gray matter needs for it to dictate the executive functions for the rest of the

“Welcome to the wild west.” “Four men step into a dust covered landscape; their weapons drawn. Only one can leave this place with the coveted gold nugget. He who survives the battle will take the prize, but all four cowboys come

"Imagine a child. No older than the age of three." "Everywhere the young child goes, you can be assured that their thumb is in their mouth and their blankey is grasped tightly within their free hand." "To them, that blanket represents something

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Today, we’re going to look at the rainbow. You know children, the rainbow is an often spoke of but never seen wonder here in Arcadia. Whilst it may be somewhat mythological – one

Sweet children, I have grave news. Some day, each and every one of you are going to die. But maybe, just maybe, you'll also live forever. Mr. Teddy, that doesn't make sense. It makes all the sense in the world, sweet children. Please understand,

There was a big ol' gathering a while back, a rare celebration down in The Slums. Work was finally completed on a big community development, something that could really help the people out. Standing tall was the result of years of hard

What's the most important thing someone can wear? Their smile, my mother ingrained this lesson into me as she forced me to brush my teeth until my gums bled. She would regale me with a story she had learned from her mother. Once

"There exist creatures that depend on a host to keep themselves sustained." "They latch onto the unsuspecting host, in this case a human, and proceed to drain their lifeforce until nothing remains. At that point, they'll unlatch from the skin of

"In nature, animals find it in their best interest to stay wherever is the safest place. Outta reach of predators, away from pryin' eyes." "For the birds, this safe place is high up in the branches of trees in nests crafted

"Allow me to tell you the story of a girl named Pandora and of the box left within her care." "The box, you see, was crafted by an evil, terrible force. Its walls were made to contain something frightful, so terrible

The levels of Arcadia are vast and unknowable. But one thing I know is that there are people of all types here. People who sing for a livin'. People who kill for a livin'. People who scheme for a livin'. But

Love is a burning thing, It makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire. They say love is a many splendored thing. A bond that holds two people together, which comes in many forms. Lovers, family, friendship. But

Many things in life are not what they seem, the worst things never are. I see a bouquet of roses. Outwardly, the bouquet smells divine. It is well packaged and presented in a way that entices the common man to take a

When I was a lad, I was really into chess. That might come as a surprise to some people; it ain’t exactly a past time you’d associate with someone like me. But I loved to play that shit, yo, and what’s more?

We used to go to a place my parents called the Arcadian Fun House.  They told me it was the place where all the fun people in Arcadia lived, this included my Aunt Gerty.  They would take me there and I would hear

It's one thing everyone desires: Power. Yet, so few are willing to do what is necessary for it. It takes a will made of iron to pursue it, to navigate the landmines that come with the territory. But the tiniest secret can

The journey of the thousand mile stairs begins with a single step. But what of the step after that? Or after that? Ancient proverbs speak of the importance of taking that first step, of beginning the slow climb towards enlightenment. But what of actually

Have you ever seen the masowillow flower? Golly, it’s so beautiful. In the springtime, it blooms, growing so tall and strong as it basks in the glow of the brighter Arcadian lights, and the gentle touch of the air condensers. But as summer

Do you ever feel the electricity between two people? It’s a tension that both draws them to each other and pushes them away at the same time. Often times it cannot be explained, as it’s just something out of the realm of

Sweet children, sour children, can you hear my voice shaking? The ground beneath my feet quaking? And my poor jaw, breaking? Introducing

Man has a tendency to want to be one thing. He dreams of the achievement. One man desires to be rich. Another man desires to be powerful. Still another wants to be a star. But where man is rich in one area, he

Once a broken young man walked through my doors, skeleton thin with a look that had lived a thousand lifetimes and suffered them all. A poor man who'd barely been weaned off his mothers teet when he was given a taste

Wagwan, bitches? Ya naa, if there be one thing we humans are all born equal with it’s the fact we are all given a voice. It’s the unique ability each and every one of us has to chime in and speak up

Hey everybody, did the news get around About a guy named Butcher Pete Pete just flew into this town And he's choppin' up all the women's meat   He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin' He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat Man kills for many reasons. Out

"A man once had a dog." "They quickly became the best of friends. Wherever the man went, his loyal companion went with him." "They were so close that when the man sat down for dinner, his best friend had a place at

The beauty found in works of art is when they imitate life. They speak of layers upon layers of meaning, where an abstract artwork can speak as a commentary of political protest or thought provoking statement. My art is just like

The Bleak has long been plagued by addiction. By people who come to take advantage of the hopelessness here. They come promising the people here a way out of their empty and broken existences. They dangle the carrot in front

If there's one thing people know about me, it's my life's mantra. There is beauty in everything. Not many people know exactly where it started. You see, I had some learning disabilities growing up mostly when it came to reading. I have dyslexia so

Once I was tasked with collecting old photographs for a grieving family. The photos belonged to an older gentleman, someone of note within the community. He climbed up the ranks of his occupation, achieving a modicum of fortune and fame before his

"What do you call a man who roams the streets at night?" "A man that watches you from a distance, watching you closely, and finding it in his best interest to kick down your doors?" "A man that will beat you down,

There is darkness in this world we know as Arcadia. Not a physical darkness, which my eyes cannot perceive, but a darkening of the very fabric of society. Arcadia is a place filled with dark corners and black hearts. That

Centuries ago, The Mortuary was breached.  A curious boy had gained entrance in the midst of one of the Courier’s deliveries and was found stalking the hall of preserved souls - with a camera hanging from his neck.  “What brings you here?”

The humble dollhouse. A little girl sees the fabricated reality, the plastic dolls, and she takes to it like a moth to flame. Her tiny hands get to work constructing a reality she wishes she could live. She positions these dolls in

My father’s brother Frank came to live with us for a bit when I was younger.  Now Frank ate our food, drank our water, and took up our space.  He was a silver tongued son of a gun.  So, any time my dad

"Let me tell you about an infection." "See, this infection started small and went unnoticed on the feel of his foot. The body it was on figured it won't worth worryin' about." "But then it began to spread." "It wasn't just a little

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Every child born in Arcadia one day wants to become a superhero. Whether it’s the antics of Superduperman or Beetleboy, children all go through the same phase; the hero phase.” “For most, the hero

Have you ever heard of the Angel’s Trumpet? You’d know it if you saw it. If you walk through just about any part of Arcadia, you can see it swaying to and fro on someone’s doorstep. Gosh, it’s so beautiful and colorful, with

Candy. Sugary sweet little things that bring man and child alike great pleasure. That quick burst of sugar comforts those who partake of it, it binds them to its magic, causing them to crave another. And another. Soon, no pleasure compares to that which

There was once an inventor, a blacksmith of old who could create masterpieces with the most fragile of tin. Many a legend was crafted through the tools he gave noble warriors as tales of his gift spread throughout Arcadia. Until Zeus himself

There was once a boy who was brought up into a cruel and uncaring world. An unwanted surprise to parents who had no idea how to raise a child. Physically, he wanted for not but the love and comfort he craved was

In another world, one far and distant from this place, there stood a house. The house sat atop a small hill over looking a meadow, much akin to something you would see in the movies. But this home was more

There are many creatures found in the depths of Arcadia. Some of these creatures are disruptive. Some are destructive. Some are downright dangerous. But Arcadia, for all it's faults and foibles, has a softer side. There are some creatures in certain levels

A tale centuries old speaks of a ferryman, instructed to carry a soul to its resting place.  This soul - it was conflicted, you see. Two minds, two paths. One of them wanted nothing more than to carry out eternity in the

A flower grows by the sunlight and by the care of the gardener to become a beautiful image. Something that people look upon and admire for it's beauty and elegance. A red rose, beautiful and full of meaning. We put

People always ask me where I’m going. But shhh… here’s a secret: I don’t know. Let me tell you why. Long ago, I met this man who told me he could take me places I’d never been. Arcadia’s a big place, so I jumped

Once I observed a man kneeling beside an insect. It was a butterfly, trying to force its way out of some kind of cocoon. “Fool,” I called out. “Do you not see?” “It needs help!” He exclaimed, a scalpel in hand. “I

Entering someone’s mind is not an easy task. It takes something extraordinary to make an impression that sticks in your brain. For example, a profound experience could lead you to develop a surprisingly new way of thinking and become a core memory

When I stole weapons from the APD, I was doing it for the good of the Arcadians. I was going to supply it to revolutionaries that would actually use them to protect the common folk. They needed to have some semblance

Down in one of the darkest corners of the Slums, a murder has just been committed. The APD arrive as soon as possible, clearing the area of civilians and other onlookers to get a proper investigation started. They block off the crime

"There are some things that might seem beautiful, but are actually hideous when you take a closer look." "Take fire as an example. It looks mystifying at first glance, almost as if it was designed to take your breath away with

"There's an infestation within the walls of a man's home." "Everywhere he turns he sees these tiny, bioluminescent insects that flash their lights in his face, crowding him and forcing their ways into his personal life with their endless chittering." "We call

"Squirrels got a one track mind, don't they?" "They only care about one thing." "The nut." "Not just the nut, though. They want that tasty meat inside of it. To crack that hard outer shell and dig their grubby paws into the soft

In Arcadia, shit man, it's fucking hard to keep a secret. I don't mean a stupid fucking secret either, some dumb shit like "Jamie has a crush on Charlie." No one gives a fuck about that. I'm talking about serious

I remember the first time I saw one of my mother's ads. It was near one of Arcadia's higher learning institutions. The very first thing you noticed was her perfectly manufactured image. The curves that every man wanted without the fat. Fiery eyes that

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences for so long now Oh, you're a hard one But I know that you've got your reasons These things that are pleasin' you Can hurt you somehow. He had always considered himself a

I had a brother, Howard.  He was strong, smart, and pure of heart.  My mum and dad adored Howie because he aspired to be a hero.  They would often look at me and say, “Damien why can’t you be like your brother Howie,

“A little girl complained of a tooth ache.” “Her father, an incompetent swine of a man, didn’t know what to do. At first, he thought that if he left it, it would fall out of its own accord or simply resolve

“Mr. Foley is unable to join us today, children – he’s a little under the weather.” “But my name is Marvellous Mr. Mammon and I’ve been asked to step in.” “Today, I’d like to tell you a story.” “There was once a man

Walk into your nearest gallery and go to the first painting that you see. Can you see the meaning behind the artistry even in its simplicity or is it just another decoration on the wall? This is a quandary every artist I

Take a moment and think, think about what it is you are grateful for. Perhaps you are grateful for the sky above us, the beauty of the stars twinkling in the night. Perhaps you are grateful for the family that

Memories are interesting things, aren't they sweet children? Each one contains within it a power of some kind or other. Some memories make us long for the days they existed in. Others remind us of the hard times we endured. There are memories we

I’ve heard the same story from so many people. A shady man in an alley offers you a hit from his stash. Just one toke, that’s all. You immediately feel the potent rush of his chosen drug. It permeates every crevice of your

"Many of nights in the lower levels of Arcadia, many people will go starving." "Unable to produce the credits needed to put food on their tables." "A lot of the time, this will force some of those people to scavenge for food

Do you know how to tell the difference between gold and fool's gold? I learned the hard way. When I was designing for Zeus's court, I wanted to create outfits that showed the importance of those in power. I wanted to show the

There's a kid in a candy shop, his eyes fixated on all the treats contained within. It's all that kid could ever ask for, and the only thing speaking louder than his mind is his sweet tooth. "Go on, then

"Someone's home was broken into not that long ago. The crooks intended to steal anything that wasn't nailed down and sell their loot for credits." "They attacked the homeowner in the process of nabbing everything they could. The proprietor retaliated, attacking

I like studying my surroundings, it’s one of the reasons I’ve been able to survive here in the chaos of Arcadia.   Once I watched as a candle flickered in the night, I saw a moth darting back and forth around the flame.  Some say

When we were young, we were told stories of great heroes. People that came before us who did great deeds, that save the innocent and punish the wicked. We are meant to idolize these people, to hold them up of examples

That which is most fragile receives the most protection. I see a glass vase. There are many others like it, found all across Arcadia. But this vase sits within squalor. It is battered, brittle but hasn’t broken yet. To many, it would be

“Cleaning a crime scene can be a challenging prospect.” “But as in any profession, you need the right tools for the job.” “Industrial grade chemicals are necessary in order to disinfect the scene, remove dangerous pathogens and make the area safe for

The concept of cleanliness is a paradox all its own. Imagine a stark, white linoleum floor in the middle of a seemingly pristine room. Upon it a pool of blood and a broken man lying within it. Obviously, this room must

In the light of day a man goes about his work, and in so doing he casts a long shadow. The shadow mimics his every action. After all, it is the shadow of the man. In fact, as the days pass

Every now and then I’ll receive an inquiry from a certain type of person about plastic surgery. You know the type of person I’m talking about. Vain. Narcissistic. They’re more concerned about keeping up with the latest trends and appearances than siphoning out the

When you’re in the business of sex, you have to put up with some pretty weird shit from time to time. Once a client gets a sordid idea in his head involvin' one of my girls, there ain’t nothin’ a nigga

When I was a kid, I had a carefree existence. Never wanted for anything, always felt loved and cared for. Nothing off limits. Except for two things. The blade I hold on my shoulder. And a tiny little box that my father kept

Cancer comes in many different forms and can attack almost any part o’ the human anatomy. When the disease is present, abnormal cells begin to grow and reproduce, goin' beyond their regular boundaries to invade other parts of the body, destroyin’

Imagine your average man. He has a respectable 9-5 job, a beautiful wife, 2.5 kids in that white picket suburbia. Donates to charity, helps his fellow neighbour and even goes to church on sundays. From anyone's outside perspective, he has everything

Nobody ever really dies when it comes to me. There's a lot of heavy lifting I have to do because of who I am and the job I do, and sometimes that doesn't go well for people. Sometimes they end up

In an attempt to avoid detection, a thief knocks on a kindly man's door. This thief asks the man nicely for some help; His father has been mugged and beaten and he needs to use a phone since the muggers

Darkness. Have you ever noticed how much most living creatures cannot stand it? Plunge the common man into darkness, and he will squirm uncomfortably. He will search for the light. I see six moths. If you shut these bugs in a darkened box, they

"Art can come in many forms, but one of my personal favorites has always been the puzzle." "Puzzles are some of the most intriguing pieces of art." "They are constructed of individual pieces. Some puzzles consist of hundreds of small pieces." "Each piece

When your house is a den of darkness and people only show up to get what they want, you tend to ignore everyone who comes close to you. The people who actually care about you are the rare bright spot in

"One of the most vivid memories I had of my teenage son was when he was much younger. I bought him his first pair of laced shoes and tried to teach him how to tie a knot." "Before I could get

"The world ain't much more than a bargain system that got outta control." "Before credits and cash there was sweat and trade." "And everyone had the currency they would accept for their labor. Whether you were giving meat for protection or sex

People have studied the human brain for ages, trying to map out the many aspects of life it can control. A central hub to the nervous system, the brain can control everything from cognition to a wide range of bodily functions. Every

"Home is where the heart is, the place one feels safest in Arcadia." "A haven away from the evils of the world around it." "Until the day that home gets invaded." "I once responded to a breaking and entering, five men attempting to

Out in the wilds of Arcadia, there were times when I felt that my life would end. And even when it become clear that I had escaped once more by the skin of my teeth, it felt like I'd never

To a melody played on the strings of our souls And a rhythm that rattled us down to the bone

Broken, bleeding, and his life in tatters a young man sat in mixture of blood, some he assumed was his own but most was from the bodies that lay before him.  Looking as if torn apart by a pack of wild

Before I was put here, I was a collector of blades, anything, and everything that had a cutting edge was on the cutting edge for me.   The scalpel being my favorite because, it can be used to create, to make beautiful

“In the ancient texts of mythological worlds, there were animals known as horses.” “Some of these animals are thought to exist in Arcadia.” “But in the wild, the youngest males of this species, are known as colts.” “The colt is normally an unneutered

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Damien Wolfe has one of my friends. He’s holding the Conservator hostage until Invasion and I’m afraid of what he might do. Damien, I know there’s an evil within you, and I want

High above a pit hangs a briefcase. The Briefcase. Inside it: a ticket to the greatest treasure in Arcadia. But it was said that only the bravest and strongest could reach it. So they came to the edge of the chasm, looking up high

A great adventurer always gets his prize. And a great adventurer always brings his trail mix! INTRODUCING

Invasion is determined by skill set and target. Every profession is trained a specific technique to willingly or unwillingly intrude on a particular target. A policeman could breach you by force if you were to resist arrest, subduing your body into submission

It wasn't long ago that I nearly walked down that path of burning vengeance trying to find the one who killed my father. Days upon months of searching through the shadows, battered and bruised wading through the scum to find answers. Slowly

Not all candy is the same. Surely my sweet children understand that as well as anyone. All of my competition in the markets know it as well. They design their packaging to look like mine. They copy my recipes so their products taste

School is the place where the young boys and girls of Arcadia can go to learn, further themselves and brighten their futures. Within the safety and confines of the school, the children of Arcadia are allowed to dream, be they

I used to have a friend named Wiley, and we’d been like peas and carrots since we could walk. And boy did we like to race! I always won, though. Over the years we did this, Wiley started to become more and more

Now there was an Artist whose name is forgotten to time. He came before the Preacher, melodically waxing poetic about his quandary. All throughout Arcadia, his art sold for thousands and thousands of credits. Every elite on the top levels had something

Like mose kids, I used to enjoy chowin’ down my fair share o’ sweets. Every evenin’, after school, me an’ my homies would swing by the local candy store an’ fill our pockets full o’ toothsome treatsies. The joint was run by

I see a box. Adorned with an ornate design, splendid and proudly it sits atop a child’s dresser. The child opens the lid of the box, and a beautiful song plays from within. A melody equally as ornate, flowing and melancholy

"My grandfather used to tell me a story." "The story of three men. Some of the baddest warriors of the land." "Enlisted by their king to venture into the depths of the dungeon to retrieve a chest full of riches. A prized

There's certain things that make you think of goin' to see the doctor. Sterile rooms, lined with people coughin' quietly into their hands so people don't think they're contagious. A loud tickin' clock. A lollipop or a sticker for the

While a wolf has countless positive traits devoted to it, there is one that is universally shared. It's not the physical traits that the world sees. No, the universal truth of a wolf is the excruciating hunger they continually experience. Due to this,

Journalists love a good mystery. It's like a lock just begging to be picked. And any piece of info gives them a crucial tool for the practice. Searching high and low across all of Arcadia, they will find out who this person is,

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