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I've seen it in their eyes. The hunger that is so deep, so demanding, that nothing can satiate it. They chase anything that even looks like a meal in the hope of satisfying that hunger. It's a brutal feeling, this hunger.

You will be saved. Ever since I received that mysterious letter a couple of weeks ago, those four simple words have been ruminating in my mind. Like an echo from the past, I hear the voices of all the people who have

There was once a young woman who was thrust into a world she knew nothing about. Drafted into a war she never signed up for  and ordered to do things that made her sick to her stomach. Atrocities that haunted every peaceful

"The way of a fool seems clear to them, but a wise man listens to guide his path." We are each on a path toward our own enlightenment, seeking answers to the questions of our own heart. Some find their truth in

"Vampires are known for their uncontrollable hunger for blood that can never be satisfied." "I'm known for my insatiable appetite for any sort of food people set on my plate. We share many things in common, like our love for rare

When I first came here, my senses were numb, but I felt them start to come back to life brick by brick, and it all started when I was invited to a party. Now you know already that I love

Somewhere in a dusty old saloon, four of the best card players meet for a game of Texas hold 'em. These absolute professionals are at the top of their craft, each with their own approach to the cards. The bold adventurer, taking

"Allow me to tell you one of the greatest stories ever told.." "Let me to take you back two years ago.." "A man walks through the doors of a well established company and enters a seven night tournament ready to begin his

'The body is a unit, though composed of many parts. In fact, God has arranged the members of the body according to His design.' Each part of the body, with its own nature. Can the eye become a tongue? Can the hand

When James W. Marshall struck gold in 1848 a mass influx of people from far and wide flocked to California to claim a stake at their own fortune. Everyone had their own reasons for pursuing the dream. The gold made an easy

Do you know what it’s like to have to climb out of Hell, we do.  Battling the fires that scorched our essence.  Tempted by the deceitful clergy that had been cast out by their God for evils.  Distracted by the disembodied voices of

My grandfather was a shepherd. He tended his fields with kindness, mercy, and honor. His sheep obeyed his every command, because he treated them as his own children. They ate at his table. Then came the wolves. Vicious and hungry, they struck hard

You know, Simon, acting all about reactions. Take a human being and put them in some sort of absurd situation. Drug them up. Tie them to train tracks. The camera’s right there to capture the actor’s reactions. Their facial expressions. Every drop of

I’m on this new twelve step program. It’s called the Hero’s Journey. Step one is the Ordinary World: the status quo that the hero lives in. For some it’s an ashen world, or even another time. Step two is the Call to Adventure:

“There was once a dragon who terrified a village.” “This mother fucker took pleasure in fuckin’ with the villagers. He’d burn down their homes, burn them alive and devour them with great pleasure.  Eventually, the villagers decided to fight back.” “They sent

“Imagine being on the most terrifying train journey of your life.” “It’s fast, it’s furious and you feel like it can come off the tracks at any moment. There’re eight opportunities to get off and the very last one is your

"What is a king?" "A man who covets the crown upon his head and the peasants sitting at his feet. He wishes to attain wealth and power because it is all that his pitiful little mind can comprehend." "His end goal in

Once upon a time there was a little boy who hated the mundane life he lived and wanted so much more. A little bit of magic, a little bit of power, a little bit of control Everything he ever wanted and never

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Ever watch Nat Geo and see a wide shot of that classic African savannah? It always starts off nice and calm with the sun beaming down on a pack of antelope standing around, shooting the shit with each other or

"Today I'm reminded of the story of Sir Lancelot." "Lancelot began his journey as the third Knight to King Arthur's court, and for good reason too." "Alongside the first two Knights, Gawain and Erec, the three of them made for a mighty

I find it really fucking funny, that in amongst all the talk about Yahweh that has been happening as of late, and his apparent return when Sigil takes the long sleep, there's been very little talk about his counterpart -

Don’t be like Tom. Tom was this guy I used to know. He was always the “good kid,” the one who did exactly what his parents asked of him. In fact, our whole childhood he was the picture of conformance, slavery to

Imagine your favorite song in the world. The song you listen on repeat when you need a comforting sound in the midst of the discord that this world puts us through. The song that makes you stop everything you're doing just to

A ship has been out to sea for months, and has finally made its way home. As it reaches the port, the crew begin the process of setting down the anchor. This keeps the vessel more secure, so it doesn't drift off

"Highland Park was once a clean and beautiful place where the people were vibrant and the streets were full of color and soul." "One day, a Mexican kid arrived in our humble city and began looking for someone named Manny. One

"You ever seen Eyes Wide Shut?" "It's a movie about a group of people who wear masks on their faces while at the dirtiest, nastiest sex party imaginable." "Now, I'm all down with the dirty nasty, but the interesting thing about the

"What is a mountain?" "A mass of rock and stone that looms over the horizon and looks down upon the creatures of Earth." "Many people view mountains as the final frontier, as colossuses of nature that no mere man could conquer." "But they

A young boy found a box of matches. His parents warned him of the dangers, but the boy could not resist. He loved the sensation of watching that match burst into flame. The boy watched earnestly as the flame did exactly

We once watched as village once fell to one man who used his sex appeal to sleep with the wives and some husbands in the village.   This walking erection, used his sensuality to worm his way into just about every bed

"Just one bite, what's the worst that could happen?" Said the Serpent. "Do you not wish to inherit everything that the world can offer?" And so it was that the first example of peer pressure led to the downfall of man

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Over two millennia ago there lived a man who preached the word of God to the farthest regions of Jerusalem. A disciple of faith, John the Baptist’s followers grew in number with every baptism he performed as a service to preserve

The ghostly voice echoing out stopping you from walking into the path of absolute danger. The sudden downpour that has you clambouring for shelter and meeting the one person who changes your life forever. The flip of the coin that makes or

The worst time of my life was when I could only see in black and white. When the Ashen conquered Eden and made us all fucking zombified. When the beauty of life was snuffed out. I think it was worse

"They say that cats have nine lives.." "Felines are some of the most agile and quick-witted animals on this earth." "Particularly, cats can survive falls from great distances. Such falls that would kill a human." "This is where the theory comes from. They

For want of a crown, a kingdom can be lost. We all serve masters, those who rule over us and command us to do what they desire. A Prince rules our dark little world. He or she watches over the world of

Every story has a beginning. Act One. It’s the first trial of your hero, the moment where his ordinary world is blown up and he has to make a decision to move into a new one. It’s never easy, though. In the Tale

Every year, there are 16 million blood transfusions performed in the United States alone. With every procedure, there is a risk of one of the worst medical errors known to the profession. The patient receiving the wrong blood type. If this occurs,

A knight is traditionally a title of great honor, but at its heart it is a military rank. To be knighted is to make a promise to the one giving you that title. A promise to your monarchy, to submit to their

"Alright motherfuckers, sit your asses down and shut the fuck up. I'm going to give you three tips on how to win at eating competitions." "It might look easy, but competitive eaters like myself are more than happy to tell you

He was born blind and wanted nothing more than to see. To gaze upon the world with his own eyes. A beggar who called out the deepest desires of his heart, and the Lord granted him sight. By a miracle, he

"Yeah, I've been chased by the cops a few times." "Being a little shit will do that." "Back home, my friends and I were like a bunch of wild animals causing trouble all over town." "And the cops? Well, they were like a

"The coding of a machine is like a long string of DNA." "Inside of it is everything a machine would use to determine its functional purpose, a string of intertwined ones and zeroes which form its movements and programs." "Not unlike how

'Pleasure that is bought with pain, hurts.' A fly was attracted to a jar of honey. As it flew about the room, it could see that honey on the shelf, beckoning it to taste its sweetness. So, placing their feet in

You’ve heard the story of the Devine Comedy, better know as Dante’s Inferno.  We actually saw something similar to that.   Once we watched as a man, a mortal, marched into Lucifer’s throne room tossing the head of the fallen angel who’d been

Time. Imagine you were gifted with the ability to manipulate time and do anything you wanted. Absolutely nothing was off limits. Some people would go back in time and see famous people in their prime. Others might revisit a time in their life

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Long ago the protection of fate was not meant for one soul but two. A balance between the forces of good and evil, a check against corruption and greed. For how do you counter ultimate power but with itself? Two very different souls

The Holy Grail is thought to be the cup from which Jesus Christ drank at the Last Supper. The chalice was also believed to be used by Joseph of Arimathea to collect Jesus's blood at his crucifixion. It is said that the

Imagine you're having a party, right. A fucking rainbow party. One of those parties that gets talked about for years as people smile and their eyes glaze over. It's been a perfect night - someone bought like three or four kegs

I remember when my village was haunted by a great Beast. This was no ordinary Beast. He was feared and revered by all, roaring so loud he shook homes to their foundation. When his form entered the town, everyone cowered, knowing

We know the story all too well, yet we continue to fall into the same traps. A charismatic man approached the mayor of the town of Hamelin to help rid it of a rat infestation. He claimed to possess a magical

Let me tell you about one of my favorite authors of all time. Diedrich Knickerbocker, a Dutch historian famous for a satirical piece based on the history of New York. The marketing for this work was amazing, especially given this took place

The weak breeze whispers nothing the water screams sublime. His feet shift, teeter-totter deep breaths, stand back, it’s time. Toes untouch the overpass soon he’s water-bound. Eyes locked shut but peek to see the view from halfway down. A little wind, a summer sun a river rich and regal. A

"You know of Venus flytraps, don't you?" "They emit a scent from their appendages that flies find just irresistible. So, unknowingly, the flies flock to them, looking to make a meal out of whatever is making that delicious smell." "These flies, they

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. The clock ticks for all of us. Every year. Every month. Every day. Every hour. Every minute. Every second. Father Time is undefeated, the trust master of all our fates. He watched us for millennia, knowing the very second of all

"One of my dad's hunting friends wanted to get into hunting bears." "This dude was fucking nuts, to put it lightly. He claimed to be a championship level hunter capable of killing any animal that crossed his path." "In reality, the man

Those that live near the coast know all too well the threat of tsunami. The great wave that rises from the sea after an earthquake, destroying everything in its path. It begins as a mere rumbling, deep within the depths of

"Every big brother thinks it's his job to protect his siblings from something." "Back in school I had someone I liked." "Like a lot." "He and I would hang out after school when our friends weren't around, when his brother was off somewhere

First, the fever sets in, your experience a pounding headache, and you vomit while shaking uncontrollably.  Congratulations you have malaria and your life is now officially on the line.  All because of one bite from the most frail looking creature ever…

A young student had only one hand and he wanted to reach enlightenment. His master would take other students aside and help them reach such a state. The student begged the master for the same treatment, so the master took the

"I think back to when I was just a child." "My family had a dog. A brown boxer named Spike." "Spike and I.. we were best friends." "We spent most of my child hood running around in the front yard and frolicking about." "Hours

Long ago, before the universe became twisted and they fell to oblivion, a favorite pastime of the gods was to find a mortal down on his luck. And gave them a single chance of redemption with a simple game of skill

Many centuries ago an aristocrat named Vlad ruled from the mountains of Wallachia and Transylvania. An esteemed warrior, he fought and defeated many a man in battle. Showing no mercy to those he conquered, he infamously impaled thousands of his enemies

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"A few years ago, I had the pleasure of meeting one of the world's greatest adventurers." "He was known across the globe as the best. Forget Crocodile Dundee, forget Steve Irwin. This guy was an absolute legend." "His name was Wylie Wade,

June 2nd, 1942. Germany attacks Russia, opening up the Eastern Front of the War. From that moment forward, Russia joined the Allied Powers against the advancing German war machine. For the next three years, this alliance fought side by side

You've heard the phrase "a window into the soul", I take it? I thought it was fucking hilarious when I heard it. On Eden we don't believe in souls, or any of that spiritual bullshit. Only straight facts and things

Welcome to the party, folks! A lot of hard work and planning went into this, isn't it remarkable? We have snacks for days, whether you're looking for something salty, sweet, or savory. The drinks are overflowing here, you'll never have to go thirsty

Long before I stepped into the doors of OSW, I was still a kid struggling to make some money. Being the best amateur in the world doesn't really pay the bills so I took a lot of odd jobs just

"I recently saw a commercial about preventing food waste on YouTube." "It followed some strawberries from the moment they started growing. From there, we follow them along from their journey from the farm to the factory, where they're preserved, packaged, and

"Back when I was kid my hometown had these two mean ass dogs." "Though I guess every down had a house like that." "These dogs, they were fuckin' vicious, man. Their owner, right? He kept them chained up outside of his house

"Imagine, if you will, a paint brush." "With just a dip of its head and a flick of your wrist a paint brush can be used to create colorful, beautiful worlds of extravagant rainbows and decadent pictures. Just take the brush,

People ask us why we exist as a straight edge demon in a taphouse driven world?  We have seen addiction first hand through many eyes. We’ve seen people act against their characters from their sober selves, hurting the ones they love most all because

'Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord.' Hunger. It is something that we each feel, and yet we deal with that hunger in different ways. Some prefer a predictable diet.

'The storm starts when the drips start dripping. When the drips stop dripping, the storm starts stopping.' Have you ever taken a walk upon what you thought was a perfectly sunny day? Then, before long, the sky begins to darken with cloud

People love their cliques. And there’s always one gaggle of cunts who do nothing but bash those who aren’t in their club. Mean Girls. When you’re a Mean Girl, you live your life by your own code. No one who’s not in the

A man set out to climb the highest mountain. Now this guy did all the homework. Everyone who tried to make the climb failed. Their corpses littered the path to the top. So he got some allies to go with him. At

No matter what I do, I'll always remember the first time I saw fire dancing in the night air on earth. I was in a garden, and then someone handed me sticks with squishy snacks on the end and said

Legend tells of a great monster, terrible and feared. It was a monstrous creature that lived in the sea and would come out from its hiding place to terrorise the village at the end of each lunar year. For one

In my youth, my favorite tale was that of the two frogs. You see, long ago in Japan there lived two frogs, one from Osaka and the other from Kyoto. At such a great distance apart, they did not know one

Waking up from a coma is weird. In the before, you’re in a prison that you believe you’ll never escape from. Words of reassurance try to pierce the veil of darkness you’re draped in. But they’re lies, meant to make the speaker

Ah, to be young again. To sit in front of the television on a Saturday morning, and watch as your favorite cartoons come on. Fantastic tales of adventure and wonder, for roughly five hours a week. It was a phenomenon that lasted for

Water and blood, the integral fluids that flow through God's greatest masterpiece. They are so vital that even our lord and savior himself, Jesus Christ couldn't survive after they left his mortal vessel. You see, it wasn't the nails that pierced

"You ever heard of Bad Dragon?" "It's a fun site, man. They're a place that specializes in innovation, in creating the most unique, effective dildos the world has ever seen." "Dragon themed, usually." "The thing about these guys, though, is they have the

We once knew a young man who was the gold standard of humanity but he had one direr fault, loyalty, and he kept falling in with the wrong crowd.  First, he joined ship as their first mate.  Soon they decided

I used to be afraid of the dark. The pitch black in the dead of night used to terrify the bejesus out of me. When my pop closed the bedroom door and said goodnight, I was too afraid to close my

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They say that children are but a mere reflection of their parents. Shaped by the very genes that created them, and twisted and morphed by their relationships and experiences. Most use their nurture and love to create a bright and shining beacon

A long time ago a civilization was built on the backs of its slaves. The Egyptians owned a large number of Israelites and put them to work to build pyramids, which were the Egyptians’ temples. One day the Pharaoh Ramses’ brother Moses

"I once had a friend a long time ago. Her name was Jessie." "Jessie was a high spirited young girl with the greatest outlook on life. We weren't very old at the time. Maybe eleven or twelve." "Jessie came to me one

Carpe diem, it is the human race’s battle cry of success because in order to elevate one’s self you must seize the day. But, that very phrase is a double-edged sword.   For some it is their very nature to take

How appropriate to be facing you in a place called the Slaughterhouse. Back in my younger days, in the days leading up to a feast, we would fatten up a prized boar. Feed it as much as we could, to make

A father gives his son a set of chores, dangling some sort of allowance in front of him in return. The son smiles with a nod, respecting the wishes of the one making the demands. "Yes, daddy." Dusting off the cupboards? Scrubbing the

"Once when I was young, my dad took me with him on one of his hunting trips while my mom was out on a business meeting." "He took me to a place in San Diego to hunt for small game, rabbits

"Everyone wants recognition." "From the most famous of movie stars to the youngest of grade schoolers." "Children, the most immature of society, often require this recognition to function. If there's no reward at the end of the tunnel, no prize for their

My grandfather once told me life is like chess, with enough planning and foresight, you can win against anything the world throws at you. My grandmother was quick to remind him not everything, She told him, if you play marriage like

"Arrogance is a weed that grows mostly on a dunghill. The only thing more dangerous that ignorance is arrogance." The Gospel of Mark tells a story of a Rich Young Ruler who approached Jesus. He asked what he must do to

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Since the first organism breathed life into this ball of blue you call earth, time has overseen many a change. Society has changed and adapeds, empires have risen and fallen and entire species have faded into obscurity. Yet the greatest change that

There once lived a man who accumulated a modest amount of wealth for himself. Before setting out on a long journey, he entrusts 'talents' to his three servants. A talent was described as a considerable amount of a valuable such as

"I once knew a man who was a world-class assassin." "The best of the best." "He went by the name Seven." "Seven told me the story of his greatest bounty to date." "A target that had been at the top of the most wanted

I once knew a kid that was utterly obsessed by animals and creatures. It didn’t matter what it was, he loved it. If you wanted to find him at lunch, you’d go looking in the woods that surrounded our high

A crow walked lost through the desert. He was hopeless. On his last legs, even. He desperately needed somethin’ to drink and couldn’t find not a fuckin’ drop of water. The longer he walked, the harder it became. He struggled to put even one

In my father’s small village, there was a man named Rukil. Old Rukil was an amazing artist, painting these vast landscapes and beautifully vivid canvases. Every one of them was presented to his wife, who cried with joy at them every

"They say a tiger cannot change its stripes, a leopard cannot remove its spots." But neither do they truly understand the fate that gave them their spots and stripes in the first place. Is our fate inevitable? Or are we all tigers

When I broke into Hollywood, my first flick was an ensemble picture. Me, Tanya, and George. Bright eyed and bushy-tailed, we were ready to take Hollywood by storm, no pun intended. Every move we made was calculated to maximize our successes. Producers

Threesomes: Every man’s dream, right? Personally, I think three’s a crowd, especially with two dudes. Let me tell you why. It starts off all peachy. Everyone knows why they’re there and what’s on the table. We’re all after the same prize: Getting off. But

Somewhere in one of the many bustling cities of technology, there is a tech facility of grave importance. Deep inside this facility, amongst all the wires, buttons, and switches, is a communication system that must be protected at all cost. So valuable

"I once went to school with a chick named Lucy. At the time, she was constantly targeted by unaccepting teachers and staff for her sexuality." "Once she came out as gay, word quickly got to the brass and quite a few

More than eight centuries ago when people still cared about the lord and he rewarded them with dreams to give them purpose, two young children were given angelic visions to set them on a path that would define their lives. These

I see a world filled with hunger. A hunger for power, a hunger for justice. A hunger so fierce that the hungry will destroy anything in front of them to satiate it. But what happens when they finally do satiate it?

We had a dog.  It was a good animal, vicious, and knowledgeable.  He kept by myside not really an ally but also not an enemy.  We knew he was only loyal to us because it was beneficial to him.  One day We came across the

"You know, I really fucking love chocolate ice cream." "I could eat it all day, literally the kinda appetite that'd put Ether to shame if you put it in front of me." "There's nothing wrong with me liking chocolate ice cream, right?

An ancient and powerful ring was passed from generation to generation. Saying to possess great power, the bearer of the ring would accomplish great things and find favour in the eyes of the Lord. But when one such bearer of the

"Let's look at a man who works in a nice, cushy office." "All around him lay lavish furnishings, the luxury of an entire world at his finger tips as he sits back and leers at his computer screen." "In his hands is

Names are pointless in a world where it doesn't matter who the fuck you are. And I never mattered at all to the Ashen. Just another boy in just another black coverall. Just another prisoner. Just another number. So that's what

There was once a young girl who felt completely powerless. Wrapped in wool and treated like porcelin by those she loved, While those the world deemed above her broke, battered and made her feel insignificant. Pushed and prodded to the brink as her

Millenniums ago there lived a man named John. A prophet, he spoke and scribed the word of the Lord, and it was his Book of Revelations that shone a light on what our new world would look like. An angel showed John

When I came to this planet, I had a hard time getting used to the language. English is full of fucking flowery bullshit and double meanings. Words don't mean what I thought they mean. Sayings mean the opposite to me

My great grandma was always obsessed with church. She’d do anything for that place. Throughout my childhood, she’d drag my great grandpops along and they’d do bake sales, funfairs, and fetes. They’d attend church every Sunday without fail and they’d say their

A smart man once said that time is like a river. When you dip your hand down into that river, whether you know it or not, you’re taking in a special moment. That water touching your hand is the last of that

Have you ever wanted something so much that you're willing to do ANYTHING to get it? Most are guilty of the sin of greed, but for some, greed controls them and will ultimately lead to their downfall. Gehazi was a servant of

Every man dies, not every man lives. That was Tommy's motto for life and he made sure he not only lived but everyone felt alive around him. He had this special innate ability to make anyone he talked to feel important. Even

There is a group enjoying themselves, having a lovely little party out on the patio. The food is bountiful, and the drinks are flowing. Unbeknownst to these party animals is a whole different breed

"There are people out there that take the word of Yahweh as true gospel." "These people turn to the holy book in search of their answers." "They consult the good word before planning their next course of action. They abide by the

"Let me tell you the story of a lost little puppy who I once called my own." "A poor little flea ridden mutt who I found in the rain." "He was as meager and pathetic as they come, having no direction in

"A former friend of mine possessed a family recipe passed down from several generations." "It was for a coconut cream pie, one that they claimed was perfected after centuries of tinkering with the formula. Everyone who tasted it claimed it was

You see a lot when you have lived as long as We have, you meet some interesting people. One such person was a man named Micha he loved fast food and ice skating on a pond outside his home.  He would

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Eden and Earth aren't the only two planets I've been on, you know. I'm a well fuckin' travelled man. Alien. Fuck knows, but I've been around the block, is what I'm saying. I've even visited some of your fellow Milky

"Three very different teens found themselves sitting together in the basement of one of their mother's house." "They didn't have much in common. There was an emo kid, a punk chick and a silent freak type." "But today, they would unite and

There was once a man who twisted realities to make himself invincible. Many tried to take him down but any wound they inflicted would instantly heal. Any blow they dealt would roll off like running a finger through still water And even death

You ever watch someone get got? That moment when all their bullshit comes to a head, and they realize that they ain’t shit? Well let me tell you about this kid who came to Hollywood. Fresh faced. Naïve. When he stepped in the door,

A man is on a long and arduous journey when he makes a pit stop at a small town. It's a tourist attraction, the kind of place with a little gift shop and everything. A perfect place to rest your feet for

"There was a kid on our turf who ran away from home." "When asked why, he'd claim that his father was an abusive asshole that would make his life intolerable. The boy would constantly be beaten for the most minor of

There was once a man who owned several bridges. These bridges connected very important routes into the city of opportunity. As long as there was a way to cross the wicked seas that churned below, he could find his next place of

When I was staying with him as a kid, I saw Bootsy hit a woman - several times, actually. She was a good woman with a big heart, and she laid it all on the line for him, man. This bitch

In His holy word, Yahweh was crystal clear on the subject of betrayal. 'Love the Lord, all ye faithful ones. For the Lord protects those who are loyal, but he harshly punishes all who are arrogant and betray others.' The Assyrian empire

"Before I had my satchel, I had a simple bag at my side." "It was adorably mundane, but for a time it got the job done. You see, the bag had one purpose, it was meant to hold things, to take

Zero, I want you to sit down and listen to a sermon I wrote specifically for you. No, it’s not going to be a parable nor a prophecy. It’s not even going to be about the existential ideas that us religious

"Imagine you're at a party with a bonfire raging in the middle." "What do you do?" "It's hot, it's pretty to look at, and it can burn the fuck out of you if ya ain't careful. Now most people around that bonfire

“Behold, the lord god comes with might, and his arm rules for him; behold, his reward is with him, and his recompense before him. He will tend his flock like a shepherd; he will gather the lambs in his arms;

A man begins tormenting his enemies. Every move they make like one made on a chess board. The manipulator knowing every move his victim makes because he's making them move. He is in complete control of everything they are doing,

We all know him: The guy who never grew up. For me, it was this guy named Kyle. When we were younger, Kyle had it all figured out. He had his crew, his board, all the smoke he could handle, and some

The cycle of fate is a tumultuous one, fraught with the undoing of those who never learn from what’s come before.  We watched just that happen during the Renaissance.  As the Vizier to a warrior king bedded his she-bitch of a queen.

“When I was a boy, I was terrified of storms. The thunder and lightning would roar across the sky and I’d hide under my blankets, hugging my teddy, waiting for it to go away.” “This continued until my teens.” “That’s when my

“I’ve come to hate the fuckin’ world.” “And just about everyone in it.” “These bad mother fuckers can be divided up into two kinds of people: Sheep’s and Goats.” “The sheep’s are those that follow – they listen, obey and think only what

“Hello, can I speak to Mr. Stick, please?” “I’m sorry sir, I don’t understand. Who do you want to speak to?” “I want to speak to Mr. Stick. Mr. P Stick, if I must be so formal.” “I’m ever so sorry, sir –

Do you remember your first time? STARBOY remembers his first time. In fact, it feels like just yesterday he was at band camp balls deep inside some tight virgin pussy with another sitting on his face. Yeah, that’s right. My first time was a

Picture a moment in crisis when you need to choose between absolutes of right and wrong. The proverbial angel and devil on your shoulders. One provides the solution that's true and just yet may lead you down a harsh and traumitising

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This universe is bigger than you could ever fucking know. And I should know, given I'm a fucking alien. I've seen some of it - and even the small parts I've seen would blow a human's tiny little mind. Take the stars,

Adam and Eve had become fully aware of their truths after a serpent tempted them to change their fate. But eating the forbidden fruit became their ultimate sin, and the price of their knowledge came with the price of expulsion from

"'Mom, I want to be the Champion of the World when I grow older.'" "A young boy once tugged at the bottom of his mother's shirt with bright eyes. His mom looked down upon him and with a smile, she replied

A man drives through an old, familiar neighborhood. He knows the area well, it's a path he's traveled before. It gives him a sense of confidence and security during his drive. What he didn't count on, however, was a drastic overhaul from his

We all have our cages either put on us by others or ourselves that control our everyday decisions, our relationships, our lives in general. Knowing this basic fact is the first step of escaping it. I didn't see it at the time

"We once bought a three pack of steaks from our local grocer." "It was enough for my whole family at the time. We were watering at the mouth for what we believed were three prime chunks of beef." "Once we opened up

"Ever seen Toy Story? Preferably all of them?" "Come on, I know you've definitely seen it. Buzz and Woody? Things you'd name your dildos but also your cowboy and astronaut?" "The plot is simple, but it's pretty sad too." "See, a kid named

"Simon, you love to view the world as one big game of chess, don't you?" "Let's break it all down piece by miserable piece." "You see, sitting in front of you are a plethora of little toys for you to play with.

Oh boy - Oh boy, boy - You know when you just wake up in the morning and you're stretchin' all of those muscles and just wondering what this day of sunshine and daisies is going to bring to us today - and

Have you ever played a game that affected you so emotionally that it actually affected your reality? Like, you saw the building blocks of that shit in real life and this virtual world - it lets you fuckin' see the simulation

When I was a child, in my village lived a hunter that kept as a pet a crow. That bird was the hunter's favourite pet. He taught the crow many useful tricks, including how to track and hunt prey. Every

Have you ever stared down a face that has experienced true loss.  We have, whether it was a brother asking to speak to a sibling that had passed or mother looking for one last day with their progeny.  It's truly heartbreaking to

I love to dance. Not that ballroom shit, but real dancing. Dark rooms, hot lights, sweat dripping between two people locked in an eternal battle of wits. No words. Just action. Just dance. My favorite partner is this girl named Leah. When the lights

"Your pain has a purpose" - Philippians 1:29 A grain of sand. Harmless enough in itself, but when it finds its way inside the shell of an oyster it causes a continual irritant. The oyster attempts to get rid of it by coating

“A friend of mine used to receive death threats every single day. He wasn’t too popular at high school.” “The first time it happened, you can probably imagine his horror. The note told him that he’d die at four pm after

Something so simple, like a flame can lead to grave consequences. It can burn down people’s dwelling places. Their mode of transportation could be engulfed in flames. And more seriously, it could lead to death. But with the right precautions, have the proper safety

It all began with a single mark. A curse for the unforgivable sin of fratricide yet was undermined time and time again because they truly did not know what death was. The first in a very long line of excuses from the

A man walks alone on a cold winter's night, straying further and further from a familiar trail. The storm that blew in made the environment an unrecognizable one to the traveler, on account of the influx of snow. The freezing temperature began

"A group of kids gather around on a nice sunny day." "They huddle into a circle before all of them but one scattered in every direction." "The little boy that was left alone turns towards a tree and covers his eyes." "One.." "..Twoooo.." "..Three.." "The other

"A neighbor of mine wanted to be an actor ever since he was a little kid." "He aspired to make his way to Hollywood and become the next box office draw." "Everyone he knew and met said that he had the talent

"Time is what we want most but what we use worst." Consider the value of a second. To the giant tortoise, who live for hundreds of years, a second is but a blink of an eye. Their lifespan filled with hundreds of

"The casting couch is where dreams go to die, man." "Well, maybe not." "You see it all the time online on every porn site as far as the eye can see and the dick can jack." "Girls trying to make their name in

Have you ever heard of the White Death? In the span of 100 days, over 500 Soviet soldiers succumbed to it. During that time, no one knew what caused these men to perish in the prime of their lives. These men went into

Three adventurous entrepreneurs come together on one fateful evening in Encino, with no other intention but to vibe until the sun went down. But, deep down inside, something fucking magical happened. They built something that people were interested in. Lovers arrived, and so

There was once this monk who had learned of our society. He saw the disappearances of people from this village and was determined to find the source of it. Long did he search for the clues, prayed for guidance from

The preferred method of killing a rabbit is dislocation of the neck; the rabbit is held by the rears and head, stretched at full length, and then pop - with a sharp pull, the head is bent backwards. I prefer more of

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“I have placed my rainbow in the clouds. It is the sign of my covenant with you and with all the earth.” -Genesis 9:13 We all remember the story of Noah saving all the animals by coupling them up and loading them

"An old master had a lesson to teach his students." "In his hand was a stick which he swung violently through the air. He showed off its speed, the wind whistling as it flew by." "He wanted to teach them a lesson

When you’re shut off from the world, that’s when you find out who you really are. Every waking moment becomes dedicated to the one thing that you can find happiness in. Some people start stuffing their face, turning their loneliness into a

Old Man River down the road was a real dick. He lived on a farm. Twenty acres of pure grade a shit where he could live like the cunt he was. He stayed out of everyone’s way, so we stayed out

Humans have a saying, right, that good things come in threes. But they also have a saying that bad things come in threes. So does everything come in fucking threes? That doesn't make any sense! But this is the human

“A friendly, honest, lovely young man once took pity on a Junkyard dog.” “The dog was tied up in all weather, starved, kicked, beaten, and left to rot in the most dangerous of places. His owner didn’t care about him or

“Mr. Simon had a big bad fuckin’ dog.” “And he treated that mutt like a piece of shit.” “Every day, in the blazin’ sun or the pissin’ rain, that dog would be tied up in the yard to bark his days away

"My soul doth magnify His word." Light is all around us. Incandescent, white light that we take for granted yet is essential for life. Invisible to the naked eye, yet we feel the presence of that light in everything. Without it, we are nothing. But

Do you know what it’s like to be bound to someone.  To be beholden to their every whim against your will.    Because We do, a witch in the early nineteen hundreds managed to summon us and bind us to her.  For ten

There was a man who dedicated his life to travelling around the lands and collecting objects. Building a vast collection of the finest rarities and treasures, the man covered every unfathomable corner of the world. He wanted it all and he

One of the funniest theories that humanity seems to have about the universe is this ideal of pure evil. That someone is just snapped into existence consumed by darkness. Every person I have ever encountered was born a pure soul. It's

  STARBOY has no problem getting his LOVEstick rocked, cocked, and ready to go. Anytime, any place. STARBOY can get it up

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"When it comes to getting my hands dirty, I'm no stranger." "Many moons ago, a man came to me to make a deal." "He wasn't the greatest of men. In fact, he was an average drug dealer looking for his rise to

All a human ever wants is to find the One and settle down, right? That's what I'm told at least. That's not how we fucking do it, that's for sure. Maybe that's why I'm drawn to Starboy. He'd fit in

When I was a kid, I had an Australian Shepherd named Ace. Ace was an energetic sumbitch: a ball of energy that chased every little thing he saw with all he had. Neighbors, birds, bats even. Cars… Speaking of, there was this old

A man looks around a record shop, looking for some of the old hits on vinyl. He passes right by the newest presses, heading straight to the retro section of the store. And, after some foraging around, he happens upon the perfect

Every single year, on average, 56 million people will die each year on Earth. 56 million motherfuckers. Not me, man. Not me. Truth is, I'm terrified of dying - and they'll tell you that this fear is completely normal, until you see some Red Bull-soaked

I was greeted by the voices every morning when I was locked up in testing. T Incredibly vicious voices, at that. They begged me not to get up. They tried to convince me that where I was just had to be better than anything

"There was once a gang that ruled over the Sodapop Frequency before it became our hangout." "This group was deluded into thinking they were the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. They acted like they were hot shit and convinced others into

"Let's view Fate like a puppet show." "They say that fate manifests as a series of strings that leads you through life in a very precise manner." "Like puppets to the hands of an unseen puppeteer all people in this reality follow

"Have you ever heard of puppy play?" "It's simple. One person gets on all fours, puts on a leather dog mask, and acts like a little bitch for their owner." "Kinda hot, won't lie." "See, these subs, or dogs, are entirely at the

As the world spins its endless cycle, us human beings do the same. Wake up, get ready, go to work with people you hate to support the people you love, come home and give the people you want to give the

Scriptures foretold that the second coming of Jesus Christ would signify the final judgment of people worldwide. Based on their behavior and adherence to Christian doctrine during their tenure on Earth, each person would be sentenced upon their death to hell,

"The ocean is where I go to lose my mind and find my soul." A wise shīfu was once asked about those that seek enlightenment but get lost in the process. His reply was simple. Consider a fish. A small fish swims up

'Everything seems impossible until proven possible.' It seemed like an impossible feat, to put a man on the moon. We look up at that night sky and see it shining down, but for every day in history up until July 19th,

We used to enjoy the theater back in the mid eighteen hundreds, during that time we made friends with a master of the stage. The man specialized in dark comedy.  In fact, he was real Clown Prince, a Madcap maestro

“When I was a boy, my father wanted to lay a new sewer line in the yard. It was a monumental task of epic proportions and frankly, I was terrified of it.” “We were going to need to dig a forty-foot

    You ever get that feeling when you’re around someone your sexually attracted to? You just have this raw, animal, attraction to them. You haven’t even bumped uglies yet, but for some reason something is drawing you into them. Could it be gray sweats

Once upon a time, along a now faded river , there slept one single man with a vision. A desire to unleash belief that would better society, and would create a utopia beyond human comprehension. A powerful son took the fragments of

There was a fish that was confused about his identity. He did what any fish would do of a day: swimming around, chasing the smaller fish, trying to muscle in with the bigger ones. But he always looked longingly out

I still remember the world, from the eyes of a child. I once thought the world was a warm and safe place; that my Brother and I would be okay. I always wanted the best for us but after the Embrace,

"A young lady spent most of her life moving in and out of orphanages." "She didn't know her parents. She knew of a sister and brother, but she had never met them as far as she could remember." "She went well into

“And may your hearts be fully committed to the LORD our God, to live by his decrees and obey his commands, as at this time.” -Kings 8:61 Commitment is the trait of sincere and steadfast fixity of purpose. It’s an act of binding oneself to a course

"Only the curious fish get caught

“I once had a mountain of revision to do for tests.” “I remember sitting at my desk, bopping my head to the newly released Jump by Van Halen, trying to find a way to focus on the task ahead of me.” “It

We once watched as group went into a long-abandoned sanitarium. They went in obsessed with exorcising the ghosts of the past. They bit off more than they could chew that evening, as they were ill prepared for what met them, and none

The corner became a lot scarier when I found a girl there. Her name was Gail. Smart girl, driven, real all-American type. But she didn't have a lick of common sense. She melted at the attention from this older guy named Tye.

A group of Sabbat had broken away from their group. Three very different Kindred with very different views on what they were to be to the world. One loved the oldies, the music of forgotten ages and the golden age

My mom used to sell Mary Kay. What the fuck is that, you ask? Those in the biz will tell you that it’s empowering women, that they have world-class cosmetics, and that it’s a place where you can be a millionaire. If

Possessions. People and their possessions. They'll fight that it's theirs until they don't even know who they are anymore - and it's a slow, cancerous burn. Ever lost something that you thought you needed? The hours you'll spend, far more committed than you've ever been, trying your hardest find it. And the

My dad was my hero. He still is today but when I look back at all his little intricacies, all the habits I thought were so random, I realize he was just another man trying to do his best. One of

Friendship is like a really good car. You honor the shit out of it. You use that hard-earned money of yours to keep that car maintained - showroom quality - and you take every opportunity that you can to show that car off. There isn't

"If you want to be a good tagger, there's more you have to possess than a spray can and a wall." "You have to make that can your bitch when it's in your hands. You need proper can control when painting

"You guys remember that dirt bike I used to own?" "I absolutely loved that thing, man. I hopped up on that bad boy and it was smooth sailing as soon as I took off down the road." "But, you know, no matter

"Let me tell you about a man who was born in chains." "A slave from birth, ever since he could walk he could remember chains clinging to his skin and dragging him down into the dirt." "And every day he was reminded

"Now if you obey me fully and keep my covenant, then out of all nations you will be my treasured possession

Let me see if I've got this right. I think I picked it up from a friend. I'm sure I got it. A Lord, a Lady and a Monk walk into a bar

“My mom used to be a church goin’ woman.” “Every Sunday in the hood, she’d drag us by the drug dealers, the hookers, and the gang bangers to go sit in some rickety broken-down church. Rain or shine, she’d have us

What is the greatest weakness of the human species? Is it our need for sustenance to fuel every cell in our body? The reliance on spending hours a day in a prone unconciousness that science still cannot understand? The innate

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There was a time that I had to deal with a copy cat in 2008; the Kindred was in the UK basically trying to be the new Jack the Ripper. The Kindred would walk the streets, hunting Kine; the Kindred

Each generation that succeeds the last brings with it revolutionary change. From the age of stone to the age of bronze, from the age of the sword to the age of the gun, each successive generation brings with it more

They say that those in absolute power - engorged in fame and all the bullshit that comes with it - are there because their eccentric personalities are housed within the "dark triad" of narcissism, psychopathy, and motherfuckin' machiavellianism. Grandiosity, pride, egotism, remorselessness,

There was a great fire and it raged for years, wreaking havoc upon anyone and anything caught in its path. So fearsome and destructive was this blaze it razed an entire civilisation, rendering it sterile of all life. But soon that fire

“I’ve shed blood, sweat and tears for the Rewind Championship.” “I sweat to win it. I battled through hellacious circumstances to take that title home. I’ve held it three times and defended it twice. Every time I set foot through the

Brothers and sisters of this congregation, I come to you asking a simple question. How are humans different from animals? It's not our opposable thumbs, primates have those. It's not our ability to use tools, crows have the capability. It's not even coming

A young man sought to prove himself worthy, and began to climb the nearest mountain. The trek was arduous, made more challenging because of a light snowfall covering it

We once lived a life as the head of the town guard during the fourteenth century. We found ourselves just outside two warring nations, we attempted to remain as neutral as we absolutely could in that situation. A couple months of battles

A man once dreamed of climbing a mountain. He had traveled and found himself staring at the foot of the mountain, determined to climb.  A local Sherpa stopped him and asked if he would like a guide to help him scale the

Have you ever tried bowling? I went bowling recently with the Rainbow Party gang, and it was fucking magical. I realise these things are probably mundane for humans but for someone like me - I've never seen bowling before. It

  Never judge a book by its cover. You will never know who that person is or what that person is all about if you only pay attention to what is on the outside. You don’t know what they have gone through,

There is this belief that twist and change fate are doomed to die. That their trangressions against the natural order are absolute and the Harbringers are judge, jury and executioner for the good of the universe. Yet I learnt very early on

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, “Son, when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?” He said, “Will you

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"Imagine a man who is fixated on power.." "This man would be willing to go to the ends of the earth in order to collect any sort of advantage over the next man." "Though he may create alliances to reach the next

A young reporter in the nineteen-fifties looking for his first big scoop, went to the docks to look into a smuggling ring.  Hours later he stumbled through the door of his apartment a sucking chest wound where a blade had been

The man who has it all is most tempted by greed. You see it all around in the news. Fucking Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos, walking around with their billions, but it's just not enough for them. They always want

A ship sailed through the many seas, its captain on a mission to collect the world's greatest treasures. The captain had collected all but one, vanquishing all those that tried to keep him apart from his prize. One remained to complete the

My first memory of death was when I was seven years old. My uncle had a farm, and he bred horses. Not just any horses, but the best of the best. Real thoroughbred racehorse shit, right? Well, that didn't count ole' Triple

Let me tell you about this new picture. Walking Sally. It’s a cute little movie about this dog named Sally. Nobody wanted her because she ate everything in sight, and wrecked everything she touched. That depressing little backstory leads us into the

My PTSD haunts me like a demon. I can’t escape it and once I thought I have, it comes back like a nightmare. Hearing my screams of fear and pain, seeing my sire’s face, the smell of blood, wondering where my

"I'll be the first person to tell you that I don't always get to swallow everything I eat." "Sometimes the food fights back and I end up painting the floor with vomit." "I usually spew when what I was eating tasted that

It's amazing what power information holds. Just a few nuggets of information can crumble mighty empires or lay the foundations for new ones. A few bits of information about taxation? A nation is born. A warning laid out with the evidence to

Millenia ago, our savior was confronted for breaking bread with sinners by men who knew the words of the Bible but not the spirit of the lord. To these Pharisees he responded, "Which of you men, if you had one hundred sheep,

Little fly on the wall, why are you such a little disturbance? My God, it's like you want to be my new friend. But don't you understand that I have things to do? I'm a busy boy these days and you just can't expect me

Portraits are our way of trapping memories, ya'dig? Whether it's your house, your momma's house, or your momma's momma's house, the inside walls are occupied with frozen moments in time - when things just felt right across the universe. You see all

"Remember when my mom got cancer, Wiz?" "It was fucking rough, I swear I spent the whole first night crying my eyes out while you and Ether tried to keep me together." "Now, the worst thing about cancer? You gotta fight it

"Imagine flies in a web." "They are powerless to the forces that be. Small, weak, insignificant, those flies landed in the web because they were trapped there by a force beyond their comprehension." "The spider." "Cowardly, calculating, the spider lays out its trap

"Life is only a reflection of what we allow ourselves to see." In the midst of an identity crisis, an animal came across a pond. While usually still, the water of the pond was disturbed and rippled. When the animal gazed

'Wheat and weeds cannot grow peacefully together. Any gardener will tell you that

“Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ entrusted three servants with bags of gold, so that they could grow their master’s wealth.” “The first servant, he was given five bags of gold and asked to retain or improve upon this wealth.” “The second

A shadow that tore itself apart in the blinding light to drive away the endless night. An unfeeling monster who gave up eternity to see a little birdie fly once more. A psychotic madman obsessed with love who trapped himself in an

Have you ever known someone who sucked? Like, they sucked so bad at something that it was all they were ever known for. They could be good at something but it doesn’t even matter. Because all that people remember or associate with you

"It's a popular belief that no matter how many sins one may commit during a lifetime.. all will be forgiven so long as they repent before the rapture." "A young male spent his entire life causing ruckus." "He was the type of

My brothers and sisters, Has anyone in the house ever felt down in the dumps? Trapped in the shadows— out of reach from God’s ethereal light? Contemplating antidepressants— or worse? Then please lend God your ears this morning, because this sermon is for you. Sadness-uh— Is

There was a cyclist on a journey to find paradise. On the way the cyclist hit this really rough trail. The ground was uneven, difficult to navigate with rocks and stones of all sizes and angles, and no safe footing. You don't

Y’all ever acted in an ensemble flick? I thought not. See, when you step onto set for a picture with a lot of moving pieces, you have to quickly learn your role. Look at the Avengers. Robert Downey Jr. is the man. Iron Man,

Misplaced faith is a dangerous thing. Think about it, people are inherently built to place their faith in something. Some people take an item of some kind, and put their completely trust into it. What that item is can vary between

A group prepares for war, gathering an army of the best men they can find. These are the strongest, the bravest, the wisest to serve their leader. Each man plays an important role in the success of their army and the opportunity

"There was one religious kid that used to follow me around and found fault with just about everything I did." "Every time I wanted to indulge myself in all the pleasures life has to offer, they'd be there to call me

Admittedly trapped in my own mind as of late, I've had some time to invest a little bit of my thinking time to a lot of interesting things. Things that made me stoic, things that made me catatonic - and there

"So, in BDSM there's a certain kind of activity we call flagellation." "I prefer to call it whipping, but that's because I can't spell flagellation through text." "Now, when it comes to whipping, there's two ways to go about it. Either you

"There was a man who once walked side by side with Jesus Christ on a sandy beach." "This man, a disciple, a believer in Christ, saw him as his lord and savior. He walked with him because he believed Jesus was

Where can one be full yet empty at the same time? Some might say heaven, full of joy, empty of pain. Others think hell, full of torment, empty of jubilation. However, the place I'm referring to is somewhere we can go to right

Mining has always been an ugly and dangerous necessity in our world.  A mountain gutted for its resources, left shallow, an empty husk of what it once was.  The majesty that once was left a desolate wasteland.    Flora and fauna that

Ahhh, the little deviants. While it's not my usual business to deal with them, every now and then one will come to my attention. Little creatures who society would reject because they don't fall into line. Our society knows what

"Karma has no menu, you get served what you deserve." A man was traveling a notoriously dangerous landscape when he saw the clouds of a storm appear on the horizon ahead of him. Seeking shelter from the storm, he came across

“Life is a journey, not a destination. The journey IS the destination.” There are two types of people in this world. Those that take the highway, and those that take the winding road. Highway dwellers are obsessed with but one factor. Time. They are

When I was embraced; it felt like time stood still. When you’re being embraced, you’re dying; it felt like time was running out. If I was going to die, I was gonna go out fighting. I never asked to be

I'm not sure if you've ever tried explaining human emotion to a fucking alien but it's not that simple. I'd been told that humans were led by their emotions and doubted that it could be as obvious as that, but it's

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Ever been to a casino and just observed the people around you? Millions of people flock to casinos in Las Vegas, New Jersey, and even in overseas destinations like Monaco and the Bahamas. STARBOY was once flown out to Macau, China

"Some of you may be familiar with the story of the thirsty crow." "it is said that on one hot summer day, a crow flew through the skies looking for hydration. The sun had beamed down fiercely for the entirety of

Zealotry is a horrid thing in any community. Whether it's the origins of the name, the Jewish Zealots who opposed the Romans and wished to create a world Jewish theocracy, or the Crusaders who battled in the Holy Land to

"There was a restaurant I used to go to called The Facts of Knife or some shit like that." "I'll be the first to tell you that place fucking blew chunks. The food was terrible, like the kind of dogshit you'd

"There was once a man who wished to be amongst the stars." "Dreaming of leaving the world beneath his feet behind as he soared into the night sky and entered space at the speed of light." "This man, you see, was an

Once upon a time there was nothing I loved more than to sit down with a great book. I was a real bookworm, burrowed away in my favourite spot, just me and the magical pages of a great book. Reading these stories

The untrained dog will remain rebellious. They'll do what they want, oblivious to a sense of authority because it never really existed. They'll tear precious valuables to pieces, and leave the remnants of their own bowels on the floor - a marker that symbolizes

It’s high noon. Two gunslingers, Ace and Jim, stand in the middle of town facing one another. They’ve been here before, stood in this exact same spot time and time again. Each one of them knows exactly what the other will do

Growing up, I’d watch the kids play outside of Alexander palace; I never once joined them since I didn’t feel that accepted, I knew from day one I was different. I kept to myself and only interacted with my twin

I'm used to being looked at. Stared at as people pass me in the street. You'd think it wouldn't bother me by now, and you're half right. People take one look at me and think "What the fuck is that!?". I

I had just left University when I found it.  I thought it would be great addition to an ensemble, it became far more.  The mask spoke to me, it told me of eons of history.  It told me of a conflict with the

If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us. John 1:8 You see if we are not even going to be truthful to ourselves, how can we be honest to others about what we

Samson was a warrior of great power, but it came at a great personal cost. His life laid out before him, Samson was destined for greatness. He was a Nazirite, born into a life of dedication and service to God. It

In every great tale of human history, there are certain archtypes that persist throughout the millenia and OSW has been no different. The monster, the hero, the psychopath, the underdog and the greatest of them all The mastermind. Intelligence personified with an ego

STARBOY had started to go through a dry period. Business wasn’t booming as it once was and instead of his phone notifications going haywire around the clock 24/7, he found himself staring at the screen waiting for a text or a call. He

When I first arrived here, my host put me up in a typical human spare bedroom. A nice comfortable bed. A small TV in the corner. Bookshelves containing the books, DVDs and CDs he had managed to build up during

"There's always that one girl in every neighborhood." "You know the type. She's pretty and well dressed. She seems funny and smart at the same time. She seems like she has it all." "Every guy in the neighborhood lusts after her. They

"Every cereal worth their shit has a mascot featured on the front of the box." "Captain Crunch, Toucan Sam, Lucky the Leprechaun, and so on not only help their brand stick out from the rest of those bland store brand or

Some of the greatest games in the world involve a combination of skill, strategy, and sheer luck. The perfect game can be found at the intersection of the three

"Every school had those kids with an absolute hard on for their teacher, right?" "And the teacher knew it too! She'd see these kids who stayed behind after class to talk to her, chatting away like they had a chance, and

As long as I can remember, I've had a fascination with music. My parents always told me I was the kid who danced before he could walk. Dancing eventually progressed to singing and my favorite place to sing was in the back

“The last echoes died on the white slopes; the new mount glittered and lay still in the silent valley.” - Evelyn Waugh   To face the full force of an avalanche is the greatest fear of those that climb the slopes. We learn to

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Nobody ever sees until it’s too late. Nobody but me. When I was a freshman, there was this kid named Tyler. He talked funny since he wasn’t from around here. People loved him, though. He’d walk through the halls like he was hunting wabbits,

"When you lay down with snakes, expect to be bitten." A vet was once presented with a strange case. A man owned an enormous python. Every night, the man would sleep with the python in his bed. In what he thought was

I once knew this punk who thought of himself as one of these free fucking spirit-types. He was like something straight out of the 60s, but in his own warped mind, this bohemian was somewhat of a New Age fucking traveller,

It was 2007, when one of the biggest boy bands of all time officially disbanded. 1.8 million records of N*Sync's last album sold - and they earned hundreds of millions of dollars across two tours for this record.  And then as

Man was created by Yahweh in his image. Yahweh then created woman to fulfill man’s needs. Together man and woman were designed to work side by side to achieve greater heights than they could individually by committing to one another through the

“Imagine one big mother fuckin’ field.” “That shit is overgrown as fuck.” “There’s giant fuckin’ weeds growin’ all over the place, the odd beautiful flower and there’s a dipshit ‘thinker’ stood beyond it with a group of cunts, tryin’ to figure out

When you smell it enough, the stench never leaves your nostrils. The stench of blood. I'd pat their back, push them forward onto the table and as they settled down and lowered their guard, slit their throat. Sedation was not

“The road is a long and winding one.” “Everybody has their destination.” “You’ll find all kinds of modes of transportation on the road. Each one travelling towards that destination as its own speed, in its own style.” “You’ll find Wiz there as he

"Her name was Haley, and she was the hottest bitch in the hood." "Everybody wanted a chance to clap them cheeks, yet nobody was ever able to catch her eye." "They pulled out all the stops to try to impress her. Either

Long ago, there lived a great Dragon. In his youth, this Dragon had terrorized all that he laid eyes upon. Whatever he wanted, he took. Because none could stand against his might. All those who opposed him were burned to ashes,

When thinking about one's humble abode, many avoid imagining blood on the walls, limbs strewn upon the floor, and scattered viscera from the people who resided there. Most would consider that a nightmare. That's with the reductive thinking of a self-absorbed mind. You

"Two brothers, born from Adam and Eve, were working on offerings to please Yahweh." "Both of them lived different kinds of lives. The eldest brother, Cain, was a farmer. Meanwhile his younger sibling, Abel, was a shepherd." "Cain offered the lord the