SCISSORS
MONSTER WRESTLER
SCISSORS
MONSTER WRESTLER
Name | Scissors |
Arcadia Designation | The Marionettist |
Height | 6'2 |
Weight | 261lbs |
Catchphrase | “Snip Snip.” |
Entrance Song | Master of War by Peyton Parish |
Other Aliases | The Master of Strings |
BIOGRAPHY
WHO ARE THEY?
Scissors is a violent and terrifying monster.
It’s murderous and harrowing, terrifying and methodical – all in equal measure.
No-one knows how Scissors came to be. It started with a red light that was attacking people violently in Old School Wrestling, including Felix Foley. At Ring of Dreams, it overcame Felix and morphed him into a vessel – a puppet, known as Scissors. Where Felix Foley resides in this monster is unknown. He’s not been seen since.
All that remains is the monster known as Scissors, puppeting the once Puppetmaster to do terrible, heinous and utterly awful things.
Until it eventually cuts the strings.
ENTRANCE
HIT MY MUSIC!
Darkness.
Oh no…
The Red light takes over the entire arena. We’ve been thrust from darkness to a dim red.
“Hahahahahaha
I shall not be defeated
You are my enemy
And I will seek my revenge
Hahahahahaha
Challenge me
I make my low tall
Master of war
I make my low tall.”
Master of War plays over the PA system, bounding in with its harsh roaring tones. The red light flickers and flashes.
Darkness.
And he’s here! Scissors now appears in the middle of the ring, his head bowed and his scissors raised.
scissors’
MOVE SET
CUT THE STRINGS
FULL NELSON OVERHEAD SNAPPING SUPLEX
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
HEADBUTT, HEADCLAP & THE MANDIBLE CLAW
little mary murder
DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER
ARCHIMEDES PRINCIPLE
THREE POWERBOMBS
the scissor handles
THE DEVIL’S GATE
A QUICK SNIP
POWERSLAM
THE MASTER OF PUPPETS
THE MASTERLOCK WITH A LOT OF RAGDOLL
ATTRIBUTES
MONSTER WRESTLER
RECORD
WINS, LOSSES AND DRAWS
ACHIEVEMENTS
– TAG TEAM CHAMPION (X1)
ON THE MIC!
THE BOTTOM LINE!
It’s over. My entire life as I know it is completely and utterly over. Everything I’d worked hard to achieve just flushed down the toilet like a steaming pile of you-know-what. My VHS Championship reign? Over. One hundred and seventy four days and
I bet it was lovely sitting atop that wall, wasn’t it Narcy? I could just imagine the sights you saw on your ivory wall, above everything and all. That wall, whether you liked it or not, was a place of privilege. Your
He’s back, he’s back, oh how exciting. I finally have a friend to play with. And my best friend, he’s not quite as quirky as he used to be. See, my best friend is a Doctor. He’s a big bad Doctor of
What kind of teeth do you have, little fishy? That mythological creature you compare yourself to has many. Nurse and angel sharks have dense flattened teeth. They use these to crush their prey when scouring the ocean floor. The Devonian had needle-like teeth.
Flashing images of young children singing and swinging around in a circle adorn a fog filled screen. Scissors voice narrates. “Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies. Ashes! Ashes! We all fall down!” “It all starts with a rosy rash, they
You’re bleeding everywhere, little buddy. You’ve got a little red on you. I think it’s safe to say we’ve got a gusher, folks. Digging back into the memory of old Felix the Puppet here and I can see you’ve been bleeding for a
Paper. It’s a funny old thing isn’t it? People go into The Groves and give trees a good wallop, taking plants and whatever else in the process. Thanks to the smashing up of trees and plants, they get themselves some fibres, mix
“We all love a good feast, don’t we?” “But no meal is edible without the right ingredients.” “First, we start with the fresh meat. Luther Grim looks like a tasty morsel, does he not? I could feast upon his misery for hours.
