You know, there’s somethin’ about whores and wantin’ to fuck Zero.
I got so drunk one night, I picked up this rancid lookin’ bitch. I must’ve had beer goggles the size of Israel Grimwolf’s tentacles, cause I ain’t see how ugly that cunt was.
She talked like a fuckin’ sailor, drunk like one and hobbled along with a fuckin’ peg leg to boot.
And I still brought this bitch home with me.
I see past the facial scars and rotten teeth. I couldn’t give a fuck what her mouth looked like, as long as she sucked my cock. She weren’t pretty, but neither was what I was gonna do to her.
As the evenin’ progressed, she kept workin’ her way round back.
Every now and again, a finger would press against my asshole and stop me mid-fuck, or her mid-suck, and I’d have to rearrange that shit. Now don’t get me wrong, ol’ Zero don’t mind having his salad tossed or a finger massagin’ the prostate, but this bitch was tryin’ to put her fist in my ass.
At least that’s what it felt like.
Eventually, the ugly ass cunt got straight to the point. She told me to bend the fuck over; said she got a peg for my asshole.
That’s where I drew the line.
See Grimmy, bitches always wantin’ to fuck Zero.
Goro Nakamura.
Pyre.
Luke Storm.
Someone always be tryin’ to shove somethin’ up my ass. Everyone wants to the peg the biggest swingin’ dick in the room.
Everyone wants that control.
You want it to, don’t you dipshit? You’d love nothin’ more to sail my ass across your seven fuckin’ seas of cum and make me look like a god damn bitch in the process.
We all know what the fuck happens on the water when there ain’t a wench in sight, Grimmy.
And now you’re here on dry land thinkin’ you’re gonna stick your cock in my ass and fuck me?
Nah uh, mother fucker.
That ain’t how this shit works.
See, that bitch I took home – she wanted to peg me too. She reminds me a whole lot of you, man. She must’ve thought herself a fuckin’ pirate, but when push come to shove, I made that cunt walk the fuckin’ plank.
On Monday, Captain Grimwolf – former King of the Seven Seas, swings his way onto my deck and thinks he’s gonna fuck me.
Mother fucker, it’s time you cunts learned that no-one fucks Zero.
Not Goro Nakamura, not Pyre, not Hollywood Cunt Luke Storm and not you, bitch.
Zero doesn’t get down on all fours…
He don’t get pegged.
And he don’t get fucked.
Zero fucks.
Zero fucks Goro Nakamura until his face is mush.
Zero fucks Pyre so hard that Simon throws his sausage down her fuckin’ bowlin’ alley of a cunt..
And Zero fucks you, Israel Grimwolf.
You wanna fuck around and find out?
Let’s fuckin’ go.