IF YOU’D JUST SMILE
BACKSTAGE
‘Smile, though your heart is aching.
Smile, even though it’s aching.
When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by.
If you smile through your fear and sorrow,
smile and maybe tomorrow…’
‘You’ll see your baby again maybe too…
If you’d just…’
“Smile…”
[He releases his hold on Lane with a series of maniacal laughs, walking around to face Lane face to face.]“You seem a little glum. You should be smiling… Champ.”
[Lane stands up, his anger getting the better of him as he grabs Smiley by the throat and pushes him up against a row of metal lockers. In his rage, both the Championship belt and his photo of Destiny scatter to the ground. He presses his face right up against that of Smiley.]“Where. Is. My. Daughter?”
[There is no fear in Smiley’s eyes from Lane’s anger, only a wild amusement. His body rocks as he chuckles aloud.]“You’ll never find her with an attitude like that. Temper, temper… What kind of father would you be if you lose your cool so easily.”
[Lane only tightens his grip around Smiley’s throat. Smiley’s voice becomes a little forced but it does not lose any of the joy – he is clearly enjoying his little game.]“Relax, she is safe. Or at least, she was last time I checked. Smiley Jr. is looking after her. He’s great with kids.”
“I will bring justice for my family, just as I did for LH Harrison’s. And I will get my daughter back, one way or another.”
“Oh, I’m counting on you playing your part, Champ.”
[Lane pushes Smiley up against the locker, releasing his grip and falling to his knees to recover the photograph and his belt. Smiley simply laughs before walking away, whistling the Nat King Cole tune to himself merrily and leaving Lane alone. Mike sits with his back up against the locker, he head in his hands.]“That’s exactly what he wants, to get inside my head. I’m just playing his game.”
BUT I’M A WRESTLER
SOMEWHERE ELSE
“Mr. Van Chan?” [A receptionist calls out. Bruce turns to face her, his face as white as a sheet.] “The Doctor will see you now.”
[Bruce carefully stands up and enters the office, shaking hands with the Doctor who shortly thereafter points to a seat, offering it to Bruce. He walks around the desk where his documents sit and takes a seat himself.]“Thanks for seeing me, Mr. Van Chan. Last week, you had an extremely serious cardiac event. I’ve reviewed your tests and I have to be honest, the prognosis could be better.”
[He pauses, almost for dramatic effect, though there’s a sincerity in his voice.]“I’m afraid that you suffered a heart attack. It was mild by comparison to what it could be, but that’s why I needed to see you. I cannot stress this enough, Mr. Van Chan – you need to retire from in ring competition.”
[Those words cut like a dagger through his chest.]“I don’t understand, Doc. I feel fine. I don’t know what happened,” [Bruce protests.] “But there has to be a way to fix it, right?”
“The only way we ensure your long term safety is for you to stop competing. If you didn’t, every time you stepped between those ropes, you’d be putting your life on the line.”
[Bruce’s eyes widen.] “But.. But I can’t. I can’t quit, Doc. My family needs this. I haven’t ever done anything else. I have one of the biggest opportunities of my career in a few weeks and if I were to win, I could provide for my family and their futures for years to come.” [The Doctor stands up, walks around his desk and takes a seat in front of Bruce.]“You don’t understand, do you?” [He asks.] “If you fight, if you get hurt, or you exert yourself – it could be the last thing you do. The symptoms will come and go over the next few months, but if you stay out of the ring, there’s every chance you could lead a normal and active lifestyle. I’m sorry Mr. Van Chan but if you fight again, you could die.”
[Bruce doesn’t know where to look. His eyes are glazed over, and his expression is almost empty. He’s in shock.]“But I’m a wrestler.”
[We close in on his face, before fading to black.]MAKENA JAKANDE VS. TOMMY HAWK
SINGLES MATCH
LESSON ONE
RINGSIDE
“Makena Jakande, The African Assault. I see I took you by surprise, didn’t I? Well I can’t say I didn’t expect to, you’re not exactly known for your intelligence, are you?”
[He watches as Makena lunges to get over the ropes, flinging herself to the outside. He holds up a finger, Jakande stopping where she is once Edward speaks again.]“I wasn’t done speaking.”
[He glares down at Makena.]“But that’s a perfect example of what I was going to say. You don’t use any reasoning or logic in your actions. Everything you do is driven by mere instinct, all you accomplish is through your strength. I’m here to show how obsolete that primitive way of thinking truly is. I am here to teach you.”
[Edward stands back as he watches a livid Makena advance on him, he waits, letting her get up the ramp half way before pressing a button on the side of his microphone. A BLAST OF SMOKE CATCHES JAKANDE OFF GUARD! The African Assault stumbles backward, coughing wildly as Newton turns to walk away. He raises the microphone to his lips one more time as he leaves.]“Lesson One, always think before you act. Let instinct kick in and you’ll be beaten each and every time by the person who cared enough to step back and analyze the situation.”
[He moves to the backstage, leaving Makena to grit her teeth as she tries to catch her breath, getting distance between herself and the heavy smoke before chasing after him.]MANIPULATIVE MEN
BACKSTAGE
“Tommy! Tommy Hawk!”
[Hawk stops and looks at Rose.]“Tommy, gee, I’m sorry to interrupt you, but could I have a quick word?”
“You may, Ms. Rose. How may I be of assistance?”
“Well, last week you finished off a long and brutal feud with Frank Harrison. Do you have any thoughts you would like to share?”
[Hawk seems to ponder the question for a moment.]“I would rather not discuss that part of my past. I have vanquished the Wendigo and the beast of a man that was even worse. I am ready to move on from that chapter, and into the next. One where manipulative men do not try to control me.”
[Stephanie looks slightly ashamed to have asked.]“Golly, Mr. Hawk, I’m sorry to ask you a questi….”
[She stops midsentence as another steps into the shot. It’s Ethan Bird.]“Hello, Tommy.” [Bird puts his hands up defensively as Hawk balls his fists, ready for a fight.] “Whoa, whoa. Calm down, Hawk. I’m not here to fight, I’m here to offer you a proposition. I saw what Harrison did to you and your people, and I’m just all torn up about it. I thought I might offer you a deal to help your people.”
[Hawk stares straight into Bird’s black eyes.]“Did you not hear what I just said. Tommy Hawk is through dealing with manipulators, and you are more serpent than bird.”
[Bird smiles.]“I understand my reputation proceeds me but…”
[Hawk silences Ethan with a hand.]“The answer is no.”
[And with that, Tommy Hawk continues on his way. Bird stares after him.]“I guess I’ll just have to take matters into my own hands.”
[Then Ethan Bird leaves the scene, leaving Stephanie Rose all alone.]“Golly!”
KING ROYAL VS. EDWARD NEWTON
SINGLES MATCH
MIRROR, MIRROR
BACKSTAGE
“What’s wrong, Viktor? Do you not want to look at yourself after you unceremoniously ended the career of my dear Syndi? Do only now realize your folly?”
[Viktor looks out into the hall and yells back.]“She was weak! If Rose wished to stay, she should have never challenged me or my honor.”
[The Emotion is heard sighing. It appears in front of North at the end of the hall.]“Honor? You struck her down and left her broken. But if you want a war, then I will give you what you want.”
[North snarls as he leaps forward, delivering a disastrous superkick to Doubt- GLASS SHATTERS OVER NORTH! Viktor backs away, looking at where the mirror was hanging. He looks around to see Doubt’s appearance all throughout the hall.]“If you want a battle, then take it. I’m putting it right in front of you, Viktor.”
[The Skull Splitter lets out a battle cry as he shatters nearly every mirror in the hall, eventually being surrounded by nothing but shards of glass. He balls up his fists as he looks around, Doubt nowhere in sight.]“You seem to be mistaken. I’m not the one you need to fight. If you want to see your true enemy, simply look in the mirror.”
[North looks down at the glass around him, seemingly expecting another trick.] [But all he sees is his own reflection.]MUERTE & THE SHARKMAN VS. CODY GREER & THUNK
TAG TEAM MATCH
LESSON TWO
BACKSTAGE
“You!” [Makena Growls.] “I’m going to show you that the strength of a warrior is nothing to shrug off!”
[Newton tries to stop her by raising a hand, but Makena won’t be stopped as she rushes towards Newton. Edward waits and rolls at the last minute, barely avoiding the running crossbody! Makena gets up only for Edward to point to her feet, Makena looking down to see she’s standing on a large green X! She tries to move but is too late as a cage drops on her, trapping her in the spot! Edward shakes his head.]“Did you not learn anything? I was already two steps ahead of you, but I suppose I must impart more wisdom upon you.”
“I am not here to listen to your ramblings, I am here to show you why you shouldn’t start war with a warrior!”
[Newton chuckles.]“Lesson Two, Makena. We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used to create them. When Pandemonium comes around it is not the strongest who will walk out as the victor, it is the one that utilizes their knowledge to the fullest.”
[Makena rocks the cage violently, threatening to throw it off.]“Anyone can lash out, but to know the most opportune time is the true key to victory.”
[Newton turns to take his leave, Jakande violently thrashing the cell until she is able to force it over. However, by then, Newton is long gone.]DOUBT VS. ETHAN BIRD
SINGLES MATCH
FINAL HUNT I
BACKSTAGE
“What the hell?”
[It’s a whitetail deer. A monster buck. Its antlers casting magnificent shadows across the walls as its head sways with the stamping of its front hoof.] [Greer freezes; confused with the situation but his confusion is quickly erased when the buck charges. It’s head down and antlers driving towards him with force.] [Cody reaches in a near panic about his waist and withdraws a blade just as the deer approaches. Falling to the ground, Greer thrusts the blade into the underbelly of the deer causing it to topple over him and begin to kick as it slides across the floor.] [Blood begins to gush from the wound as the deer reaches its feet and bolts through the exit while Greer tries to recover; wondering what just happened.]“You’ve experienced this euphoria many times in your life…”
[Greer snaps back to the hallway where Muerte menacingly stands at a distance. Greer sneers at his presence realizing this was probably his doing. Muerte is not phased by his frustration.]“But while YOUR hunt was nearly over, Cody, the REAL hunt had only just begun!”
[Another sneer from Greer as he stands to his feet, unimpressed by Muerte’s cryptic dialog. The Hunter moves forward prepared for battle but in an instant Muerte has disappeared.] [We fade as Greer looks around; an expression of anger and confusion covering his face.]VIKTOR NORTH VS. SMILEY
SINGLES MATCH
FINAL HUNT II
BACKSTAGE
“A sharks hunt concludes with live prey squirming beneath its teeth or rolling in the waters current…”
[The Sharkman snaps his sight upward where he finds Muerte standing in the middle of the hall.]“You did this” [The Sharkman proclaims in anger.] “Why?”
“Because the hunt… is on!”
[The Sharkman jumps to his feet, stepping over the dying sea lion in pursuit of Muerte, but The Great Reaper steps around a corner and by the time The Sharkman reaches the intersection he no longer sees his target.]FINAL HUNT III
SOMEWHERE ELSE
“The hunter in full focus yet completely unaware that it is the prey of another”
[Thunk is not startled by the voice, but it does make him move and with his movements comes that of the snake and crocodile. A hiss from each occurs as the python escapes into the high weeds and the crocodile noisily turns when his hunt was diverted. Thunk; on the other hand, comes to his feet angrily glancing around until he finds his target.] [Muerte.] [Standing there in the shadowy bushes the eerie figure of Muerte does not waiver at the threatening movement from Thunk.]“You ruin Thunks hunt” [Thunk points in Muerte’s direction.] “Now Thunk ruin you!”
“The hunt” [Muerte growls.] “Only now begins!”
[Muerte disappears into the bushes as Thunk approaches. The beast of man quickly making up ground but when he gets to his destination Muerte is nowhere to be found.] [And we fade on the frustrated face of Thunk.]MIKE LANE VS. MARVOLO
SINGLES MATCH
IMPRISONMENT
RINGSIDE
“Raquel.” [The middle knight says, stepping forward as the others hoist their swords and spears to surround the pairing.] “By decree of King Royal, you are to be placed into imprisonment until you can face the King’s Judgment.”
[Marvolo may be seen as an oddity, but he’s smarter than some give him credit for.]“That the new big band?” [Marvolo replies, on his guard but confused.] “Marvolo told him she won’t listen to that symphonic yazz muzak he likes.”
[For a moment, the knights all freeze and look at each other as if wondering what the hell the masked wrestler just said, but a moment is all Marvolo wanted.] [Marvolo throws himself at one of the knights, using their giant frame to knock two of them to the ground. He nods to Raquel.]“Run!”
[Raquel tries to run, but is quickly grabbed by the center guard, who finds himself facing an angry Marvolo. Yet the other knights quickly step in, using their metal covered forms to hold Marvolo back.]“After the embarrassment our Guard suffered at the hands of Van Chan, we’ve upgraded our training.” [The guard says before turning with a flourish…] […just as King Royal walks out onto the stage with a grin on his face. He claps for his troops.]
“Bravo, old chap.” [He nods to the lead knight.] “I told you he’d say something out of order.”
[Royal stops to look at Raquel up and down. Her frightened eyes avoid his.]“Keep them separated, Ser.” [Royal says to the guard.] “If he finds her, heads will roll.”
[The King grins as he turns to face Marvolo, whose eyes have not left Raquel as she is dragged away.]“As for you,” [Royal begins.] “I am sorry to say that I will not be a gracious host to the harlot. She has much to answer for.”
[He laughs as the guards knock Marvolo out with a shot to the back of the head. He continues laughing as he is led back out of the Tap Room.] [Marvolo is left out cold on the mat as Royal takes his leave.] [What the hell does Royal want Raquel for?]