“I’ve seen you both.”
“I’ve watched the way you look at her. I’ve seen you idolise and lust after her.”
“I looked into your eyes at Dead or Alive and I saw them stare too long in her direction, Drexl. She’s beautiful, isn’t she? A buxom princess, bulky but slender, dreamy but real.”
“Your eyes cannot help but gaze at her beauty, can they? After all, a man like you knows a thing or two about insatiable presence. I’ve been to your Pussycat Club. I know the damsels that lie in wait to dance the credits from a man’s pocket.”
“But she isn’t like that, old boy.”
“Your eyes tell me you wish she was; that you’d love to have her wrapped around you all night long. It must kill you to see her with me, mustn’t it?”
“What does a tedious scientist have that you don’t?”
“Why does she love and adore him?”
“Why is that no matter how greatly or desperately you stare at her, she has no designs on Drexl. She has no intent on scraping the bottom of the barrel for someone to love and our love, it is reciprocated. You see, she wants to be with me.”
“She doesn’t plan on leaving.”
“You can stare, you can beg, plead and wish, but every time she has to make a choice between Stubbins Doom and Drexl, she isn’t picking up the mealy mouthed little worm from the slums. She’s not looking at the dirty cretinous little man with gold teeth.”
“She has class, Drexl.”
“She doesn’t want no scrub.”
“A scrub is a worm that can’t get love from her.”
“This coming Monday night at Clash, I know where your eyes will be during our match – they won’t be on the man you’ve wronged in Drewitt. They won’t be on me. They’ll be beadily staring at her.”
“And let’s face it; that won’t be the first time, will it?”
“But you need to understand that you’re not the only one. Jasper Redgrave will also be keeping a keen eye on this beauty. She’s the perfect accompaniment to any of his masterpieces.”
“Don’t you think he wants her too?”
“Whilst everyone in the ring is distracted by her, I won’t be. You see Drexl, whilst you and Jasper have eyes for the taken, I only have eyes for ensuring that one way or another, neither of you get close.”
“And I know that she isn’t available. I know that you cannot get her in our match.”
“But that doesn’t mean you won’t want her all the same.”
“Because there’s only one OSW World Champion.”
“There’s only one her; the beautiful and gorgeous OSW World Championship.”
“And her? She belongs to me.”
“She has no eyes for anyone else, gentlemen.”
“So, by all means, be distracted by her beauty.”
“Want her.”
“Need her.”
“Dream about her.”
“That just ensures that I’ll be the one going home with her wrapped around my waist.”
“And with the victory in the palm of my hand.”