Napoleon Complex
Social stereotypin’ be as palpable in Arcadia as it is anywhere else in our sphere, ya na. Some of it's fair fuckin’ game; the rest ain’ so true. But one thing remains an absolute, irrefutable cert, ya get me? People wit’ a
Shelf Life
Just like anywhere, food standards agencies exist in Arcadia for one sole reason: To make a motherfucker think twice before sinkin' their teeth into somethin' well past its best, ya get me? Hit up any grocery store and you'll see it across
Poly Poppers
There be some rumour goin’ around, ya naa, that people these days be havin’ full-blown romantic flings which involve more dan one partner. Now don’t get me wrong; Big Slim ain’t usually one to turn down an opportunity to take on
Impotence
If there be one thing about Arcadia’s sex trade ya need to realise, it’s dat artificial devices exist as commonly here as they do anywhere else in society. Don’t get a brother wrong; there ain’t a motherfuckin’ thing that’ll ever replace
Fudge Packer
Employment in Arcadia can be a hard thing to come by. That bein' said - there is one established employer in this town who always leaves his back door open for fresh young talent to come aboard his tanker. For an enterprise
Skull Fuck
If there’s one thing dat gets a nigga around here goin’, it’s standin’ in front of a hot bitch and watchin’ as she sinks to her knees, primed and readyin’ herself for a mouthful of steamin’ semen roadway. Trust me –
Canvas
When a man stands at his easel, a brush of finery clasped between his thumb and finger, it is with self-appointed design and purpose that he purports to indent his own, personal mark on the world. To create his great magnum
Eagle
The eagle is one of the most fearsome birds of prey on the planet. Large in span and powerful in build, they are often referred to as the king of all birds - and for good fockin reason. These majestic animals come
Check Mate
When I was a lad, I was really into chess. That might come as a surprise to some people; it ain’t exactly a past time you’d associate with someone like me. But I loved to play that shit, yo, and what’s more?
Voice of Reason
Wagwan, bitches? Ya naa, if there be one thing we humans are all born equal with it’s the fact we are all given a voice. It’s the unique ability each and every one of us has to chime in and speak up