Author: Zero

“You’re on a cliff, ain’t ya darlin’?” “You always fuckin’ have been. Ever since I’ve known you, you’ve been stood on the precipice, right on the edge of a cliff, looking over the landscape of Old School Wrestling. The drop down

You know, I’ve been in the bitch game for a long ass time, man. I’ve lost count of the number of bars I’ve gone to on a night looking for some pussy. It became so frequent on a Friday that we’d

“The first time I saw Luke Storm, I thought – that’s a bad mother fucker.” “When we came out at Up in Smoke and caused havoc, I thought – that’s a bad mother fucker.” “We ran riot over Old School Wrestling, winning

“Imagine thinkin’ you’re the smartest cunt in the fuckin’ room.” “I sat down in High School to play Chess against this absolute dickhead of a kid who thought he knew everything. When it came to Chess, he owned the board.” “Fuck, he

“The day I met my father was a perfect storm.” “People don’t understand just how hard it is without a dad.” “I didn’t have any male role models in my life to help guide me or make decisions. I had to go

You know, there’s somethin’ about whores and wantin’ to fuck Zero. I got so drunk one night, I picked up this rancid lookin’ bitch. I must’ve had beer goggles the size of Israel Grimwolf’s tentacles, cause I ain’t see how ugly

“There was once a dragon who terrified a village.” “This mother fucker took pleasure in fuckin’ with the villagers. He’d burn down their homes, burn them alive and devour them with great pleasure.  Eventually, the villagers decided to fight back.” “They sent

A young student had only one hand and he wanted to reach enlightenment. His master would take other students aside and help them reach such a state. The student begged the master for the same treatment, so the master took the

A crow walked lost through the desert. He was hopeless. On his last legs, even. He desperately needed somethin’ to drink and couldn’t find not a fuckin’ drop of water. The longer he walked, the harder it became. He struggled to put even one

“I’ve come to hate the fuckin’ world.” “And just about everyone in it.” “These bad mother fuckers can be divided up into two kinds of people: Sheep’s and Goats.” “The sheep’s are those that follow – they listen, obey and think only what