“You’re on a cliff, ain’t ya darlin’?” “You always fuckin’ have been. Ever since I’ve known you, you’ve been stood on the precipice, right on the edge of a cliff, …

You know, I’ve been in the bitch game for a long ass time, man. I’ve lost count of the number of bars I’ve gone to on a night looking for …

“The first time I saw Luke Storm, I thought – that’s a bad mother fucker.” “When we came out at Up in Smoke and caused havoc, I thought – that’s …

“Imagine thinkin’ you’re the smartest cunt in the fuckin’ room.” “I sat down in High School to play Chess against this absolute dickhead of a kid who thought he knew …

“The day I met my father was a perfect storm.” “People don’t understand just how hard it is without a dad.” “I didn’t have any male role models in my …

You know, there’s somethin’ about whores and wantin’ to fuck Zero. I got so drunk one night, I picked up this rancid lookin’ bitch. I must’ve had beer goggles the …

“There was once a dragon who terrified a village.” “This mother fucker took pleasure in fuckin’ with the villagers. He’d burn down their homes, burn them alive and devour them …

A young student had only one hand and he wanted to reach enlightenment. His master would take other students aside and help them reach such a state. The student begged …

A crow walked lost through the desert. He was hopeless. On his last legs, even. He desperately needed somethin’ to drink and couldn’t find not a fuckin’ drop of water. …

“I’ve come to hate the fuckin’ world.” “And just about everyone in it.” “These bad mother fuckers can be divided up into two kinds of people: Sheep’s and Goats.” “The …