A man stood at the foot of a vast mountain. The mountain was tall and threatening, and had quite the fearsome reputation. Throughout the years, it attained its renowned status …

I used to know this chick, right? Proper fucking sad case. It wasn’t as if she was unpopular or anything. Problem was she just couldn’t find herself a decent fella …

Pinocchio tells the story of a little wooden puppet who’s dream it is to be entirely human. When his maker wishes upon a falling star, he desires that Pinocchio will …

I used to know this feller, right? Real nosy fucker. Guy loved nothin’ more than to grab the figurative trowel with both hands and dig deep into matters that didn’t …

In the town where I grew up, the natives used to hold this annual competition called The Derby. Once a year, a load of these crazy motherfuckers would arrive in convoy; …