Author: Viper Roberts

There are two types of dogs in this world. The friendly ones you see about your every neighbourhoods. And the other kind. I used to have this friend back in school who longed for nothing more than his own, pet pooch. He was

VHS #134 – After the Show Drip. Drip. Drip. The monotonous sound of a seeping beer faucet reverberates through the Tap Room. All is still and quiet save for the seeping nozzle - that is until a set of fire doors swing open to bare

I once knew this punk who thought of himself as one of these free fucking spirit-types. He was like something straight out of the 60s, but in his own warped mind, this bohemian was somewhat of a New Age fucking traveller,

Growing up in the seventies, it was like every motherfucker just wanted to be in the band. In the sixties, we’d been spoilt rotten by the array of musical talent hailing from both sides of the pond. There were The Rolling Stones,

Ya know, in my experience, people in positions of power often enjoy the act of relinquishing control. I used to know this guy; real high flyer. For a living, he was chief executive for one of the biggest blue chip organisations on

My father’s mother was the biggest hoarder I ever came across. While most people hold vague recollections of their grandparents owing to their warm smiles, distinctive perfumes, or generous offerings, mine stays fresh in my memory for one reason and one

When a teenage girl transitions into a beautiful young woman, she is habitually advised by those around her to take precaution. To be especially careful. To go equipped. Often, simply being aware of eager, appetent young men is not enough to save the

In my Snake Pit you’ll find folks from all walks of life. We’ve got road sweepers, surgeons, teachers. Hell – I've even had me a professional fucking drag artist. Wherever these people appear from, one thing is always measurable: Perspective. Either they turn

I remember the first time I had a close encounter with a blood-sucking leech. The family were vacationing down in Florida. Now whilst the Sunshine State is widely regarded as a tourist’s wet dream, there’s a darker, more sinister side to it

I’ve never been a religious man. But I ain’t some ignorant prick that doesn’t know his way around the bible, neither. The River Jordan was once the fastest flowing river of its size. They say the Jordan created a barrier between Canaan