There are two types of dogs in this world. The friendly ones you see about your every neighbourhoods. And the other kind. I used to have this friend back in …

VHS #134 – After the Show Drip. Drip. Drip. The monotonous sound of a seeping beer faucet reverberates through the Tap Room. All is still and quiet save for the …

I once knew this punk who thought of himself as one of these free fucking spirit-types. He was like something straight out of the 60s, but in his own warped …

Growing up in the seventies, it was like every motherfucker just wanted to be in the band. In the sixties, we’d been spoilt rotten by the array of musical talent …

Ya know, in my experience, people in positions of power often enjoy the act of relinquishing control. I used to know this guy; real high flyer. For a living, he …

My father’s mother was the biggest hoarder I ever came across. While most people hold vague recollections of their grandparents owing to their warm smiles, distinctive perfumes, or generous offerings, …

When a teenage girl transitions into a beautiful young woman, she is habitually advised by those around her to take precaution. To be especially careful. To go equipped. Often, simply …

In my Snake Pit you’ll find folks from all walks of life. We’ve got road sweepers, surgeons, teachers. Hell – I’ve even had me a professional fucking drag artist. Wherever …

I remember the first time I had a close encounter with a blood-sucking leech. The family were vacationing down in Florida. Now whilst the Sunshine State is widely regarded as …

I’ve never been a religious man. But I ain’t some ignorant prick that doesn’t know his way around the bible, neither. The River Jordan was once the fastest flowing river …