All a human ever wants is to find the One and settle down, right? That’s what I’m told at least. That’s not how we fucking do it, that’s for sure. …

Let me see if I’ve got this right. I think I picked it up from a friend. I’m sure I got it. A Lord, a Lady and a Monk walk …

Have you ever tried bowling? I went bowling recently with the Rainbow Party gang, and it was fucking magical. I realise these things are probably mundane for humans but for …

The man who has it all is most tempted by greed. You see it all around in the news. Fucking Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos, walking around with their billions, …

I’m not sure if you’ve ever tried explaining human emotion to a fucking alien but it’s not that simple. I’d been told that humans were led by their emotions and …

I’m used to being looked at. Stared at as people pass me in the street. You’d think it wouldn’t bother me by now, and you’re half right. People take one …

When I first arrived here, my host put me up in a typical human spare bedroom. A nice comfortable bed. A small TV in the corner. Bookshelves containing the books, …

After They murdered my family, they put me to work. It took me a little while to bed into it, but eventually, I was the bees fucking knees. See the …

So I’m told that Christianity is all about worshipping God and his immaculately conceived son, Jesus, who is also God. They love Jesus, because he was a good bloke, who …

Colour is fucking amazing, right? It astounds me every time I think about it, that everything in this world is some sort of mixing pot, and the colours that surround …