“I once knew this totally tubular dude.” “He was the guy everyone liked. He was the coolest of the cool; like the Fonz!” “Everyone wanted to be around him. Just …

“When I came here, I wanted nothing more than to be happy.” “Happiness was the goal. It was the very thing I was striving towards. I didn’t know what it’d …

“Have you ever heard the story of the China-man?” “The China-man owns a small farm in a tiny village. One day, one of his horses bolts from the farm and …

“When I was about seven years old, my papa took us on a United States vacation.” “To get to where he wanted to go, it was a long six hour …

The Generation Kid: “The human experience is a complicated thing.” The Generation Kid: “When a human being feels happy, sad or scared, these emotions course through us like an unimaginable often uncontrollable …

The Generation Kid: “I once had this sick professor who told us this anecdote.” The Generation Kid: “He held a glass of water in his hand and he asked us how much …

The Generation Kid: “I was never the biggest in the school yard.” The Generation Kid: “And when it came to playing games, I always tried to avoid anything athletic. I didn’t like …

The Generation Kid: “Adam and Eve lived piously in the Garden of Eden until a serpent, craftier than all the other animals, led the woman into temptation. She ate fruit from …

The Generation Kid: “There’s approximately two hundred billion trillion stars in the known universe.” The Generation Kid: “That’s a hella lot of stars, right?” The Generation Kid: “Every star is different in some …

“You can be pretty darn big.” “You can be pretty darn tall.” “But where I come from, the bigger you are, the harder you fall.” “The Berlin Wall was a …