I once knew a kid that was utterly obsessed by animals and creatures. It didn’t matter what it was, he loved it. If you wanted to find him at lunch, …
Great Grandma & Grandpops
My great grandma was always obsessed with church. She’d do anything for that place. Throughout my childhood, she’d drag my great grandpops along and they’d do bake sales, funfairs, and …
Safe As Houses
“When I was a boy, I was terrified of storms. The thunder and lightning would roar across the sky and I’d hide under my blankets, hugging my teddy, waiting for …
“Death Threats”
“A friend of mine used to receive death threats every single day. He wasn’t too popular at high school.” “The first time it happened, you can probably imagine his horror. …
Junkyard Dog
“A friendly, honest, lovely young man once took pity on a Junkyard dog.” “The dog was tied up in all weather, starved, kicked, beaten, and left to rot in the …
“One shovelful at a time.”
“When I was a boy, my father wanted to lay a new sewer line in the yard. It was a monumental task of epic proportions and frankly, I was terrified …
Tests
“I once had a mountain of revision to do for tests.” “I remember sitting at my desk, bopping my head to the newly released Jump by Van Halen, trying to …
Blood, Sweat & Tears
“I’ve shed blood, sweat and tears for the Rewind Championship.” “I sweat to win it. I battled through hellacious circumstances to take that title home. I’ve held it three times …
Bags of Gold
“Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ entrusted three servants with bags of gold, so that they could grow their master’s wealth.” “The first servant, he was given five bags of …
Life is Like A Camera
“Life is like a camera.” “You must focus on what’s important.” “Lambs to the Slaughter might just be the most important match of my Old School Wrestling career to date. …