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Strawberry Suck Itz

In Promo, Teddy O'Toole by Teddy O'Toole

Life got you down? Feel like you’re the smartest guy around, but you just can’t shake Ol’ Teddy? Feel like you wanna kill Theodore, but he happens to have a …

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Sugar Cult

In Promo, Teddy O'Toole by Teddy O'Toole

Children, are any of you familiar with religion? I am, Mr. Teddy. Wonderful, Franklin. Can you share with your peers what religion is? It’s when you believe in something greater …

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Candy Ass

In Promo, Teddy O'Toole by Teddy O'Toole

Hello, boys. Hi Mr. Teddy! Have you noticed anything strange, today? The girls aren’t here! That’s right. It’s a boys only meeting. Yay! Don’t celebrate too quickly, boys. With any …

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Epitaffy

In Promo, Teddy O'Toole by Teddy O'Toole

Sweet children, I have grave news. Some day, each and every one of you are going to die. But maybe, just maybe, you’ll also live forever. Mr. Teddy, that doesn’t …

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Verily Sour Jawbreaker

In Promo, Teddy O'Toole by Teddy O'Toole

Sweet children, sour children, can you hear my voice shaking? The ground beneath my feet quaking? And my poor jaw, breaking? Introducing… THE VERILY SOUR JAW BREAKER! The candy that …

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Chocolate Memory Mints

In Promo, Teddy O'Toole by Teddy O'Toole

Memories are interesting things, aren’t they sweet children? Each one contains within it a power of some kind or other. Some memories make us long for the days they existed …