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“Lemme tell y’all about trickle down banganomics.” “It’s simple.” “In every group, there’s a hierarchy of fucking. At the top of the pyramid are your quarterbacks, your show-offs, and your …

“Anyone can talk big, but you gotta act big if you wanna prove it.” “On the streets of Highland Park you either went big or went home.” “And Big Mouth …

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“I once knew this guy who was dating the girl of his dreams.” “Golden hair, legs that went all the way up, and the prettiest pair of dick sucking lips …