“Every big brother thinks it’s his job to protect his siblings from something.” “Back in school I had someone I liked.” “Like a lot.” “He and I would hang out …

“Back when I was kid my hometown had these two mean ass dogs.” “Though I guess every down had a house like that.” “These dogs, they were fuckin’ vicious, man. …

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“You know, I really fucking love chocolate ice cream.” “I could eat it all day, literally the kinda appetite that’d put Ether to shame if you put it in front …

“Imagine you’re at a party with a bonfire raging in the middle.” “What do you do?” “It’s hot, it’s pretty to look at, and it can burn the fuck out …

“Ever seen Toy Story? Preferably all of them?” “Come on, I know you’ve definitely seen it. Buzz and Woody? Things you’d name your dildos but also your cowboy and astronaut?” …

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“You guys remember that dirt bike I used to own?” “I absolutely loved that thing, man. I hopped up on that bad boy and it was smooth sailing as soon …

“Remember when my mom got cancer, Wiz?” “It was fucking rough, I swear I spent the whole first night crying my eyes out while you and Ether tried to keep …