“You know, some people? They pay damn good money to get puked on.” “Sounds gross, don’t it?” “See, what most dudes might see as nasty, others see as absolutely decadent. …
Eat Shit
“Every time you preform a trick, no matter how prepared you are, there’s always a chance you eat shit.” “I knew a guy who thought he was the smartest, most …
AIDS
“You don’t need me to say it, but in my little community we have an issue that’s been a plague on us since before I was even born.” “AIDS.” “The …
Teddy Bear
“My mom used to say that every kid’s first friend is their teddy bear.” “A cute little inanimate object that you think would protect you from monsters, nightmares, and every …
Alone
“Back in school I knew this guy who was a total big shot.” “At least he liked to think he was.” “Talking with the hottest chicks.” “High fiving the coolest …
Broken Bones
“We both know what it’s like a break a bone.” “Remember back in the skatepark when we were kids? We’d gather the audience around us and get ready to hit …
Collared
“Everyone has that little collar around their neck.” “Something for a higher power to hold onto and to make sure that you’re never really free, ya know? No matter how …
Pigeon Chess
“Ever heard of the guy who played chess against a pigeon?” “Okay, this is a good one. So, this dude is a total genius at chess, right? He claims no …
Eyes Wide Shut
“You ever seen Eyes Wide Shut?” “It’s a movie about a group of people who wear masks on their faces while at the dirtiest, nastiest sex party imaginable.” “Now, I’m …
Animal
“Yeah, I’ve been chased by the cops a few times.” “Being a little shit will do that.” “Back home, my friends and I were like a bunch of wild animals …