Eat Shit
"Every time you preform a trick, no matter how prepared you are, there's always a chance you eat shit." "I knew a guy who thought he was the smartest, most ingenious skater alive." "Every trick he did, right? He would agonize over
AIDS
"You don't need me to say it, but in my little community we have an issue that's been a plague on us since before I was even born." "AIDS." "The boogeyman of gay sex that still scares people today." "But it ain't the
Teddy Bear
"My mom used to say that every kid's first friend is their teddy bear." "A cute little inanimate object that you think would protect you from monsters, nightmares, and every little thing that goes bump in the night." "But that just ain't
Alone
"Back in school I knew this guy who was a total big shot." "At least he liked to think he was." "Talking with the hottest chicks." "High fiving the coolest dudes." "But the thing about him that was always weird to me? Wherever he
Broken Bones
"We both know what it's like a break a bone." "Remember back in the skatepark when we were kids? We'd gather the audience around us and get ready to hit the ramps and drop into action at a moments notice." "And you
Collared
"Everyone has that little collar around their neck." "Something for a higher power to hold onto and to make sure that you're never really free, ya know? No matter how much you try and bite or scratch at it, it'll just
Pigeon Chess
"Ever heard of the guy who played chess against a pigeon?" "Okay, this is a good one. So, this dude is a total genius at chess, right? He claims no one can beat him, not a soul!" "So a guy challenges him
Eyes Wide Shut
"You ever seen Eyes Wide Shut?" "It's a movie about a group of people who wear masks on their faces while at the dirtiest, nastiest sex party imaginable." "Now, I'm all down with the dirty nasty, but the interesting thing about the
Animal
"Yeah, I've been chased by the cops a few times." "Being a little shit will do that." "Back home, my friends and I were like a bunch of wild animals causing trouble all over town." "And the cops? Well, they were like a
Big Brother
"Every big brother thinks it's his job to protect his siblings from something." "Back in school I had someone I liked." "Like a lot." "He and I would hang out after school when our friends weren't around, when his brother was off somewhere