Author: Stubbins Doom

“Welcome to the wild west.” “Four men step into a dust covered landscape; their weapons drawn. Only one can leave this place with the coveted gold nugget. He who survives the battle will take the prize, but all four cowboys come

“A little girl complained of a tooth ache.” “Her father, an incompetent swine of a man, didn’t know what to do. At first, he thought that if he left it, it would fall out of its own accord or simply resolve

“In the ancient texts of mythological worlds, there were animals known as horses.” “Some of these animals are thought to exist in Arcadia.” “But in the wild, the youngest males of this species, are known as colts.” “The colt is normally an unneutered

“The canine brain is a fascinating thing.” “For research, I once owned a small puppy. I didn’t name it, nor did I create attachment to it. I simply studied its progression as a creature under my command.” “The formative years of its

There was once a mountain that no-one had ever climbed. Generations upon generations of people had come and gone, but no-one had ever reached the mountaintop without losing their life. Finally, a mountain climber whose skill was known far and wide

“The skull is a complex and marvellous wonder of creation.” “It’s sturdy in places and encloses and protects the brain, meninges and cerebral vasculature.” “It truly is a marvel.” “I could bop you on the top of your head with a whole variety