In the depths of a boiler room, where the steam hisses like the serpents of the Wasteland, I stand before you as Master Ken, the unwavering sensei of the ancient …

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and martial arts enthusiasts around the world, gather around as I, Master Ken, the supreme sensei of the squared circle, address the upcoming clash …

Ladies, gentlemen, and martial arts aficionados, lend me your ears, for I am Master Ken, the sensei supreme, the karate connoisseur, the dojo dominator. Today, I stand before you not …

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and martial arts enthusiasts around the world, gather ’round as I, Master Ken, the unparalleled sensei of the squared circle, unveil the fate of …

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round, gather round! For today, I, the illustrious Master Ken, shall regale you with tales of valor, of skill, and most importantly, of my imminent triumph …

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Master Ken, your favorite Karate instructor, and the man who is about to teach DOOM and Felix Foley a lesson in the dojo of life. …

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Master Ken, your favorite Karate instructor, and the man who is about to teach Jash Khan a lesson in the dojo of life. Jash Khan, …

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Master Ken, your favorite Karate instructor, and the man who is about to teach Raven a lesson in the dojo of life. Raven, you may …

Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you as Master Ken, your beloved Karate instructor, and the man who is about to deliver a lesson in humility to Spiros-san. Spiros-san, you …

Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you as Master Ken, your beloved Karate instructor, and the man who is about to deliver a lesson in justice to Blaze-san. Blaze, you …