Author: Felix Foley

Felix Foley: My daddy wasn’t a nice man. Felix Foley: He was angry and in pain. It was constant. Nothing ever made him happy – not even hurting me. Felix Foley: And boy, did he used to hurt me a lot. Felix Foley:

Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse! I’d like to tell you a story about a mirror. Two men were each given a mirror and told that it would change their lives. They took it home and decided what to do

Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!  Today, I’ve brought a very good friend along to tell you a story. His name is Darby Don’t Die and oh boy, does he have a tale for you. Take it away, Triple

“Hi, my name is Felix Foley and calling about the advert in the newspaper? You said you can forge performers for war in the industry?” “I can be there in an hour. Am I okay to bring my friends?” “That’s wonderful news!” …. …. …. …. “Thanks

“Welcome one and all to the Foley funhouse!”  “Tonight, I’m joined by my very good friend Fatso Moses. How’re you doing, Fatso?” “Hungwy.” “Of course. I asked you along today to talk to the children. Are you ready?” “You mean you bwackmailed me with

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Today, my friends and I would like to talk to you about pain, children.” “And I have just the guy to tell you a story. His name is Cocaine Zappa.” [puff] “It’s about to get really,

“Welcome one and all to a very special edition of the Foley Funhouse.” “Today we’re putting on a very special show.” “So sit back and enjoy… Puppetmonium!” “Hey there, my name is Gullible Gemini and I’m really confused; where are the Panda’s? This is

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “This week, we’ll be talking about music!” “With music in the air here in Old School Wrestling, I thought it prudent to hear from an expert on such matters. So, please allow me to

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Today, we’re going to look at the rainbow. You know children, the rainbow is an often spoke of but never seen wonder here in Arcadia. Whilst it may be somewhat mythological – one

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Every child born in Arcadia one day wants to become a superhero. Whether it’s the antics of Superduperman or Beetleboy, children all go through the same phase; the hero phase.” “For most, the hero