Author: Felix Foley

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “This week, we’ll be talking about music!” “With music in the air here in Old School Wrestling, I thought it prudent to hear from an expert on such matters. So, please allow me to

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Today, we’re going to look at the rainbow. You know children, the rainbow is an often spoke of but never seen wonder here in Arcadia. Whilst it may be somewhat mythological – one

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Every child born in Arcadia one day wants to become a superhero. Whether it’s the antics of Superduperman or Beetleboy, children all go through the same phase; the hero phase.” “For most, the hero

“Mr. Foley is unable to join us today, children – he’s a little under the weather.” “But my name is Marvellous Mr. Mammon and I’ve been asked to step in.” “Today, I’d like to tell you a story.” “There was once a man

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Damien Wolfe has one of my friends. He’s holding the Conservator hostage until Invasion and I’m afraid of what he might do. Damien, I know there’s an evil within you, and I want

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Dental hygiene is extremely important. If you don’t brush your teeth regularly, you may end up with tooth decay. Don’t listen to me though, children; listen to my good friend Sandy The Tooth.” “Close

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Death is a very final and terrifying thing, children. I know that sometimes, people like Jasper Redgrave can scare you, so I’ve brought a friend to help you understand.” “Please meet Deathly Dan.” “My daddy

“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Our friends at the police are there to protect and serve.” “It’s their job to make sure they catch criminals and put them behind bars to protect Arcadia.” “So today, I’ve asked a good friend

Felix Foley: “Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” Felix Foley: “Unfortunately, the unusual events last week at Clash has left me feeling a little… under the weather.” Pistol Pete: “So Pistol Pete be takin’ the fuck over.” Felix Foley: “Everyone, please

Felix Foley:  “Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” Felix Foley: “Today, boys and girls, my good friend Polly Parrot has asked to join us to talk about a very important topic; pst, it’s photography in sex education.” Polly Parrot: “Thanks