“Me and my grandfather Dante don’t have much in common, but we both have bottomless stomachs and an appetite for glory that neither of us could satiate.” “In his glory …

“I knew a girl that wanted to please me so badly, she tried making one of the most complex foods she saw in order to do so.” “That food was …

“There’s this butchery my family used to shop at when they wanted a nice cut of meat.” “All the cows they used were grass fed and sourced from local farms. …

“I knew an overtly religious Jewish kid that used to complain about ‘unclean meat’ that I used to eat.” “They followed me around everywhere at school and during my food …

“We’ve all shaken up a can of soda before. It was amusing to hear it fizz up all pissed off and angry like.” “Shaking that fucking thing like Tag jacks …

“I knew a kid that suffered from Pica, some disease where they eat just about everything that isn’t meant to be eaten.” “They would stuff whatever harmful shit down their …

“My dad, bless his soul, rarely stepped into the kitchen to cook. When he did, he always needed a cookbook to assist him.” “There were several recipes in that book. …

“I used to frequent a bakery that served the most decadent chocolate cake you’ve ever tasted.” “The cake was moist and melted right in your mouth. The homemade fudge frosting …

“Millions of years ago, humanity learned how to control fire for their own needs.” “Before then, it acted like it was the baddest bitch on the planet. It ravaged the …

“I used to frequent an ice cream parlor back when I was a young girl. This place was notorious for having loads of toppings to garnish your order with.” “One …