“A neighbor of mine wanted to be an actor ever since he was a little kid.” “He aspired to make his way to Hollywood and become the next box office …

“There was once a gang that ruled over the Sodapop Frequency before it became our hangout.” “This group was deluded into thinking they were the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. …

“If you want to be a good tagger, there’s more you have to possess than a spray can and a wall.” “You have to make that can your bitch when …

“I’ll be the first person to tell you that I don’t always get to swallow everything I eat.” “Sometimes the food fights back and I end up painting the floor …

“There was one religious kid that used to follow me around and found fault with just about everything I did.” “Every time I wanted to indulge myself in all the …

“There was a restaurant I used to go to called The Facts of Knife or some shit like that.” “I’ll be the first to tell you that place fucking blew …

“Every cereal worth their shit has a mascot featured on the front of the box.” “Captain Crunch, Toucan Sam, Lucky the Leprechaun, and so on not only help their brand …

“Everyone listens to the radio. Whether you’re in your car or fiddling with Spotify on your phone, you’re listening to it in some form or another.” “Of course, people don’t …

“A restaurant I used to frequent was looking for a new chef after the last one they had fucking quit on them.” “A friend of mine, eager to impress me, …

“After spending all day fucking shit up and making people our bitches, we go out to eat at whatever fast food place is nearby.” “Usually it’s a McDonalds or some …