“Vampires are known for their uncontrollable hunger for blood that can never be satisfied.” “I’m known for my insatiable appetite for any sort of food people set on my plate. …
Mule
“Highland Park was once a clean and beautiful place where the people were vibrant and the streets were full of color and soul.” “One day, a Mexican kid arrived in …
Eating 101
“Alright motherfuckers, sit your asses down and shut the fuck up. I’m going to give you three tips on how to win at eating competitions.” “It might look easy, but …
A Hunting We Will Go
“One of my dad’s hunting friends wanted to get into hunting bears.” “This dude was fucking nuts, to put it lightly. He claimed to be a championship level hunter capable …
Forgotten
“I recently saw a commercial about preventing food waste on YouTube.” “It followed some strawberries from the moment they started growing. From there, we follow them along from their journey …
Rabbit Season
“Once when I was young, my dad took me with him on one of his hunting trips while my mom was out on a business meeting.” “He took me to …
Unaccepting
“I once went to school with a chick named Lucy. At the time, she was constantly targeted by unaccepting teachers and staff for her sexuality.” “Once she came out as …
Family Recipe
“A former friend of mine possessed a family recipe passed down from several generations.” “It was for a coconut cream pie, one that they claimed was perfected after centuries of …
Son of the Abuser
“There was a kid on our turf who ran away from home.” “When asked why, he’d claim that his father was an abusive asshole that would make his life intolerable. …
Bad Beef
“We once bought a three pack of steaks from our local grocer.” “It was enough for my whole family at the time. We were watering at the mouth for what …