“Take it from me, there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.” “Just recently I went to a buffet with my Jet Set buddies. It served …
Overeating
“A man I once knew entered a pie eating contest I was in so he could take the grand prize away from me.” “He entered the competition with a masterful …
Traumatic Experience
“Trauma changes people.” “I know that’s a ‘no shit sherlock’ kind of statement to make, but people tend to forget about it until it happens to someone close to them.” …
Defective
“On one of my birthdays, I got a remote controlled car as a present.” “It was made entirely by my uncle’s hands and given all the bells and whistles. To …
Attention Whore
“I knew a girl in high school that had to steal the spotlight wherever she went.” “If the focus wasn’t on her, she stole your attention from whatever you were …
The Blame Game
“I owned a goldfish when I was a much younger girl. I would spend a lot of time with it growing up and would treat it like family.” “I did …
Force Feeding
We find ourselves inside a kitchen of some sort where a mysterious, albeit fat figure is seen tenderizing some kind of meat. Sitting bound and unconscious opposite of him is …
The Bike
“There once was a man who acquired the motorcycle of his dreams. He had his eyes on it ever since he became old enough to drive and, ever since it …
Little Brat
“There was this rich kid who I used to hang out with because he owned a lot of toys.” “His single father bought him a ton of playthings to keep …
Perfect Match
“When a couple mesh incredibly well together, it’s natural to compare them to two other things that compliment each other or are commonly seen together.” “Take for example, me and …