“A man I once knew entered a pie eating contest I was in so he could take the grand prize away from me.” “He entered the competition with a masterful …

“Trauma changes people.” “I know that’s a ‘no shit sherlock’ kind of statement to make, but people tend to forget about it until it happens to someone close to them.” …

“On one of my birthdays, I got a remote controlled car as a present.” “It was made entirely by my uncle’s hands and given all the bells and whistles. To …

“I knew a girl in high school that had to steal the spotlight wherever she went.” “If the focus wasn’t on her, she stole your attention from whatever you were …

“I owned a goldfish when I was a much younger girl. I would spend a lot of time with it growing up and would treat it like family.” “I did …

We find ourselves inside a kitchen of some sort where a mysterious, albeit fat figure is seen tenderizing some kind of meat. Sitting bound and unconscious opposite of him is …

“There once was a man who acquired the motorcycle of his dreams. He had his eyes on it ever since he became old enough to drive and, ever since it …

“There was this rich kid who I used to hang out with because he owned a lot of toys.” “His single father bought him a ton of playthings to keep …

“When a couple mesh incredibly well together, it’s natural to compare them to two other things that compliment each other or are commonly seen together.” “Take for example, me and …