Author: Drexl

When I was a lad, I was really into chess. That might come as a surprise to some people; it ain’t exactly a past time you’d associate with someone like me. But I loved to play that shit, yo, and what’s more?

Wagwan, bitches? Ya naa, if there be one thing we humans are all born equal with it’s the fact we are all given a voice. It’s the unique ability each and every one of us has to chime in and speak up

When you’re in the business of sex, you have to put up with some pretty weird shit from time to time. Once a client gets a sordid idea in his head involvin' one of my girls, there ain’t nothin’ a nigga

Cancer comes in many different forms and can attack almost any part o’ the human anatomy. When the disease is present, abnormal cells begin to grow and reproduce, goin' beyond their regular boundaries to invade other parts of the body, destroyin’

Like mose kids, I used to enjoy chowin’ down my fair share o’ sweets. Every evenin’, after school, me an’ my homies would swing by the local candy store an’ fill our pockets full o’ toothsome treatsies. The joint was run by

As a young man, I got around. I’d fock bitches of my own free will and all without a motha fockin care in the world. Life was sweet. But then everything changed. One day, I decided to take a ride on a particularly scabby

Ya naa, teeth are pretty fascinatin’ fockin things. Every tooth is different; they each form slightly different shapes which allow them to operate their very unique roles. There be the incisors, canines, premolars, an’ molars – all of which work in tandem

When a brotha calls by my bordello, hot to fockin’ trot, he does so for one simple reason: My bitches be the best motha fockin’ bitches in all Arcadia, yo. Ya see

When the people of Arcadia crave a small somethin’ to supplement their egos, they come to me. If a brotha from anotha is needin’ a pick me up to enhance his self-esteem an’ transform his ass from zero to hero at

The pussycat is a fascinatin’ fockin’ creature wit’ their two cutesie ears, four legs, four paws, one wiggly ass tail, an’ as legend would have a nigga believe - nine motha fockin’ lives. Despite all that - none of said shit