Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.  It’s a saying that’s gotten me through life.  For instance, a woman walked into my office, think …

Growing up I had a bully he would always hurt the weaker kids.  He was the fancied himself a trophy hunter of sorts.  Viewing everyone he made fear him as …

Have you ever seen a blister from a burn fester, it’s disgusting.   It will eventually pop and ooze fluids in a vain attempt to clean itself.  While in the open …

I knew a repair man he was damned good at what he did.  He had this tool belt with everything you could think of to fix any problem.  If he …

I had a dream the other night, it was weird really.    There was this giant metal contraption situated upon these metal rails.  The metal monster towered over the tallest men …

Watching the wildlife of Arcadia has always been a hobby of mine.  It’s lead to some interesting sights.  It was over the course of a few weeks that I actually …

As I sit here sharing a holding cell with Arcadia’s oldest fucking child.  Awaiting whatever fate the Arcadian judicial system has for me.  I’m reminded that most turn to religion …

We used to go to a place my parents called the Arcadian Fun House.  They told me it was the place where all the fun people in Arcadia lived, this included …

My father’s brother Frank came to live with us for a bit when I was younger.  Now Frank ate our food, drank our water, and took up our space.  He …

I had a brother, Howard.  He was strong, smart, and pure of heart.  My mum and dad adored Howie because he aspired to be a hero.  They would often look …