[The front door to Illumination Antiques opens up, and our final customer of the evening takes his exit. Albert smiles with a wave and then shuts the door, before hanging …
The Rhino
Strong. Thick skinned. Able to push its way through near anything and leave a trail of carnage in its wake. There’s plenty of things to be admired about a rhino. …
Vengeance
Vengeance. A force as ancient as time itself, a pestilence that feeds on the soul, decaying the very essence of one’s being. It is a disease, a blight that spreads, …
Ergometer
Pull. Push. Pull. Push. What is the measure of a leader? It is not his ability to give orders, for any man can make demands. Nor is it their ability …
Trespasser
Heavens to Betsy, do I love gardening! It helps me get my head right when I start my day. There isn’t anything much more refreshing or empowering, save for a …
I Can
[Stood in front of Felix, who has his head lowered shamefully.] “No-one has ever dared tell me I can’t.” [The VHS screen flashes.] [A younger Doom, winning a science prize.] …
I Can’t
[Static.] [Images flash on a screen.] [Sat in the playground at school.] [A bloody nose. Boy, did that hurt.] “You can’t beat me Foley. I’m bigger, stronger and faster than …
Snake Eyes
Being trapped in the darkness with but the silence of the world around you to keep company, you learn a little bit about those misfortunate enough to find themselves in …
Whoredom
The following announcement is a message from the Arcadian Censorship Authority. 🚫 Good people of Arcadia, as my brilliant colleague Tucker Goode and his folks at the AAC …
On Vacation
Inside an empty Clinic an airborne precaution alarm is blaring. Dr. Death swings the door open, walks inside and slams it shut behind him. He briskly moves to the gas …