Social stereotypin’ be as palpable in Arcadia as it is anywhere else in our sphere, ya na. Some of it’s fair fuckin’ game; the rest ain’ so true. But one …
The Kraken
“My grandfather used to tell me a story..” “An old wise tale, fictional at its core but the moral was one that has stuck with me for many years..” “In …
Cavities
“Never did like candy.” “See, thing about sweets? They ain’t honest like a slab of meat is. With a hunk of flesh you know what you’re gettin’ when you sink …
Bully
Growing up I had a bully he would always hurt the weaker kids. He was the fancied himself a trophy hunter of sorts. Viewing everyone he made fear him as …
The Pen
Once upon a time, there was a pen that thought it was the most important pen in the world. It was made of the finest materials and had been used …
Never Enough
I had this one couple visit me for elective surgery years ago. The girl wanted a boob job, and the guy she was with was more than happy to accommodate …
The Blind Leading The Blind
A man really couldn’t see without his glasses. They’d broken and were unusable. Everything was blurry. At first, he tried squinting. He thought if he could bring things into a …
Darby Don’t Die
Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse! Today, I’ve brought a very good friend along to tell you a story. His name is Darby Don’t Die and oh boy, …
Foundations
[edgtf_dropcaps type=”normal” color=”” background_color=””]A[/edgtf_dropcaps] man wanted to build a home in Arcadia. First, he had to choose a level to build it on. He didn’t have many credits and was …
Soul-less
There’s a saying in this world, it doesn’t matter how strong or powerful or godlike we may be, all our tales end with eternal judgement by the fallen God in the …