Napoleon Complex
Social stereotypin’ be as palpable in Arcadia as it is anywhere else in our sphere, ya na. Some of it's fair fuckin’ game; the rest ain’ so true. But one thing remains an absolute, irrefutable cert, ya get me? People wit’ a
The Kraken
"My grandfather used to tell me a story.." "An old wise tale, fictional at its core but the moral was one that has stuck with me for many years.." "In another world, there's an island. This island harbors many tourists. Each of
Cavities
"Never did like candy." "See, thing about sweets? They ain't honest like a slab of meat is. With a hunk of flesh you know what you're gettin' when you sink your teeth into it. It's filling, savory, and nutritious." "But candy? It
Bully
Growing up I had a bully he would always hurt the weaker kids. He was the fancied himself a trophy hunter of sorts. Viewing everyone he made fear him as another prize for his mantle. He started stalking me where I would work
The Pen
Once upon a time, there was a pen that thought it was the most important pen in the world. It was made of the finest materials and had been used to sign many important documents. The pen was proud of
Never Enough
I had this one couple visit me for elective surgery years ago. The girl wanted a boob job, and the guy she was with was more than happy to accommodate her. Let me tell you: this girl had that boyfriend wrapped around
The Blind Leading The Blind
A man really couldn’t see without his glasses. They’d broken and were unusable. Everything was blurry. At first, he tried squinting. He thought if he could bring things into a smaller condensed visual plane, that he’d be able to see with a little
Darby Don’t Die
Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse! Today, I’ve brought a very good friend along to tell you a story. His name is Darby Don’t Die and oh boy, does he have a tale for you. Take it away, Triple
Foundations
man wanted to build a home in Arcadia. First, he had to choose a level to build it on. He didn’t have many credits and was offered two distinctively different plots of land. The first plot of land was expensive,
Soul-less
There's a saying in this world, it doesn't matter how strong or powerful or godlike we may be, all our tales end with eternal judgement by the fallen God in the ice cold throne. The eternal Fate of everyone who lives in