In the desert of Arcadia there are birds, these birds they circle overhead when they see a creature near death, and before they swoop in to feast on their prey, they let …
White Meat, Dark Meat
“When it comes to eatin’ beasts a lotta the boys come to an argument.” “Which meat is better?” “White or dark?” “Now, to folks like me you’d think that sounds …
Fast Fashion
Do you know the saying I know it like the palm of my hand? Yeah, I can’t relate. Every morning, my hands sport a new detail. Where the calluses end, …
Let’s Burn
When faced with the prospect of a uncontrollable fire, we look for solutions. When crime gets out of control, we look to laws and enforcement to regain control. Once peace …
Toothache
Ya naa, teeth are pretty fascinatin’ fockin things. Every tooth is different; they each form slightly different shapes which allow them to operate their very unique roles. There be the …
Humpty Dumpty
“Everyone knows Humpty Dumpty.” “An egg who sat high upon the wall, looked up to by quite literally by all who could see him.” “And people loved Humpty.” “As he …
Giving Machine
I see a machine. Adorned with bright flashing lights and colours, it has all the bells and whistles it needs to accomplish a specific job. Its purpose to entice people, …
License to Steal, At Your Word
‘He walks into the room He’s got a briefcase like a bomb. A smile on both faces, And he calls it aplomb He wants a bite of your apple, …
Dog Days
“The canine brain is a fascinating thing.” “For research, I once owned a small puppy. I didn’t name it, nor did I create attachment to it. I simply studied its …
Juggalo Jack
“Welcome one and all to the Foley Funhouse!” “Our friends at the police are there to protect and serve.” “It’s their job to make sure they catch criminals and put …