Oi everyone! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbing nature… BY THE BALLS!!! Ya know who else likes to grab nature by the balls, mate? Scientists! Crikey, those goofy …
Losing My Religion
There’s two types of worship in religion. The first kind is true worship. This type hurts because it changes things not only for us but for those around us as …
Breach of Contract.
A man hires one of the finest construction crews he knows to complete a special project. He has his mind set on an amazing piece of architecture, serving as headquarters …
Overeating
“A man I once knew entered a pie eating contest I was in so he could take the grand prize away from me.” “He entered the competition with a masterful …
Eat Shit
“Every time you preform a trick, no matter how prepared you are, there’s always a chance you eat shit.” “I knew a guy who thought he was the smartest, most …
Dead and Buried
So many Kine fear death. They fear what lies behind the veil and what horrors may await them. Some religions state that once they die, they get resurrected in a …
Unravel
“The universe is a fabric.” “It is a billion tiny strands all woven tightly together into a large blanket we call reality.” “Those strands are many things. Events, decisions, lives. …
The House That Built Me
The Toybox. Every single piece of wood holds a memory. My memories. It’s held together with love and family. My family. In this life, it was my most valuable accomplishment because for …
Our Final Voyage
Life is about the journey not the destination. No one proved this more than Ferdinand Magellan. After Columbus pillaged the new world, Spain was willing to send ships everywhere for …
A Fathers Anthem
Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering There is a crack a crack in everything That’s how the light gets in. Being a man of faith …