Two Whores
Once through a strange sort of gaffe Two twins became one, split in half! One sweet, to be blunt The other? A cunt But both took a ride on me staff. Ehehehehe! Have you heard about her lad? The woman who was once two but
The Hunter
A professional hunter knows what he's looking for, aye? It's a wee bit of a field out there for the normal eye, but the true men of the woods already know where ya'blokes are hiding from us. We ought to lay low, says
The Mirror of Valheita
Close your eyes. I see a mirror. But this is no ordinary mirror, no. A lavish mirror set in a forgotten room. Surrounded by the bones of countless souls that had found it. No ordinary mirror, because it is said that this mirror shows
Photography
“A photograph.” “In it, a man looks charming. He’s a blue collar worker with a heart of gold and a family that love him. He’s attractive, but in a guy next door kind of manner.” “His adoring family are beside him. They
Wildfires
A calm before the storm. A whistling in the trees. Paranoia is blowing in the breeze. All I’ve ever found is burning to the ground, and all I’ll ever do is burn a hole in you. A spark becomes a flame, The wheels begin to rust. Ashen
Negocios Legítimos
I'm a legitimate businessman, mi chico. And the thing I hate the most of all? Negrocio incompleto. Sketchy business. Through all of these years that I've managed my Club 40, I have admittedly been victim to many corrupt dealings. When I was younger,
Christmas Trees
When they brought me out to do a photoshoot, I thought I’d have an exciting subject. But it was just a pair of trees. Short ugly trees, at that. All they were good for was stealing everyone’s precious space down here in
Artful Death
An artist places a brush on canvas, and the world feels inspired. They see deep messages in the art, either for themselves or for the artist. Artists express their deepest selves in the simplest of brushstrokes. They express their desires, their
Three-In-One Special
I try to come up with individualized treatment plans for each of my patients. It’s so important to determine the precise needs they have in order to get them exactly what they need. The quicker you can pinpoint the most viable
Corruption and Compromise
Here’s the thing being the best legal representation in Arcadia, I’ve seen some shit. Like the client I had, maybe not the best person in the world but a willing informant to the APD. Yeah, he committed petty crimes, pickpocketing, minor vandalism,