December 2022

Once through a strange sort of gaffe Two twins became one, split in half! One sweet, to be blunt The other? A cunt But both took a ride on me staff. Ehehehehe! Have you heard about her lad? The woman who was once two but

A professional hunter knows what he's looking for, aye? It's a wee bit of a field out there for the normal eye, but the true men of the woods already know where ya'blokes are hiding from us. We ought to lay low, says

Close your eyes. I see a mirror.  But this is no ordinary mirror, no.  A lavish mirror set in a forgotten room. Surrounded by the bones of countless souls that had found it.   No ordinary mirror, because it is said that this mirror shows

“A photograph.” “In it, a man looks charming. He’s a blue collar worker with a heart of gold and a family that love him. He’s attractive, but in a guy next door kind of manner.” “His adoring family are beside him. They

They said he was a bad man. They said he was misunderstood. But whatever they said, he needed to be stopped. Filename: Drexl.  When the hard number came strutting into my office, the last thing I expected him to do was to break down

A calm before the storm. A whistling in the trees. Paranoia is blowing in the breeze. All I’ve ever found is burning to the ground, and all I’ll ever do is burn a hole in you. A spark becomes a flame, The wheels begin to rust. Ashen

I'm a legitimate businessman, mi chico. And the thing I hate the most of all? Negrocio incompleto. Sketchy business. Through all of these years that I've managed my Club 40, I have admittedly been victim to many corrupt dealings. When I was younger,

When they brought me out to do a photoshoot, I thought I’d have an exciting subject. But it was just a pair of trees. Short ugly trees, at that. All they were good for was stealing everyone’s precious space down here in

An artist places a brush on canvas, and the world feels inspired. They see deep messages in the art, either for themselves or for the artist. Artists express their deepest selves in the simplest of brushstrokes. They express their desires, their

I try to come up with individualized treatment plans for each of my patients. It’s so important to determine the precise needs they have in order to get them exactly what they need. The quicker you can pinpoint the most viable