Do you know what it’s like to have to climb out of Hell, we do. Battling the fires that scorched our essence. Tempted by the deceitful clergy that had been …
Shepherd
My grandfather was a shepherd. He tended his fields with kindness, mercy, and honor. His sheep obeyed his every command, because he treated them as his own children. They ate …
Act and React
You know, Simon, acting all about reactions. Take a human being and put them in some sort of absurd situation. Drug them up. Tie them to train tracks. The camera’s …
Hero’s Journey
I’m on this new twelve step program. It’s called the Hero’s Journey. Step one is the Ordinary World: the status quo that the hero lives in. For some it’s an …
The Dragon I’ve Become
“There was once a dragon who terrified a village.” “This mother fucker took pleasure in fuckin’ with the villagers. He’d burn down their homes, burn them alive and devour them …
Final Destination
“Imagine being on the most terrifying train journey of your life.” “It’s fast, it’s furious and you feel like it can come off the tracks at any moment. There’re eight …
Nonbeliever
“What is a king?” “A man who covets the crown upon his head and the peasants sitting at his feet. He wishes to attain wealth and power because it is …
Terrorland
Once upon a time there was a little boy who hated the mundane life he lived and wanted so much more. A little bit of magic, a little bit of …
Ant
Hello everyone! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbing nature… BY THE BALLS!!! And I’d like you to zoom in with me here and take a look at these …
Antelope
Ever watch Nat Geo and see a wide shot of that classic African savannah? It always starts off nice and calm with the sun beaming down on a pack of …