People love their cliques. And there’s always one gaggle of cunts who do nothing but bash those who aren’t in their club. Mean Girls. When you’re a Mean Girl, you live your life by your own code. No one who’s … Read More
The Climber
A man set out to climb the highest mountain. Now this guy did all the homework. Everyone who tried to make the climb failed. Their corpses littered the path to the top. So he got some allies to go with … Read More
Cowabummer.
Ah, to be young again. To sit in front of the television on a Saturday morning, and watch as your favorite cartoons come on. Fantastic tales of adventure and wonder, for roughly five hours a week. It was a phenomenon … Read More
Water and Blood
Water and blood, the integral fluids that flow through God’s greatest masterpiece. They are so vital that even our lord and savior himself, Jesus Christ couldn’t survive after they left his mortal vessel. You see, it wasn’t the nails that … Read More
Bad Dragon
“You ever heard of Bad Dragon?” “It’s a fun site, man. They’re a place that specializes in innovation, in creating the most unique, effective dildos the world has ever seen.” “Dragon themed, usually.” “The thing about these guys, though, is … Read More
Waters of Fate
We once knew a young man who was the gold standard of humanity but he had one direr fault, loyalty, and he kept falling in with the wrong crowd. First, he joined ship as their first mate. Soon they decided … Read More