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People love their cliques. And there’s always one gaggle of cunts who do nothing but bash those who aren’t in their club. Mean Girls. When you’re a Mean Girl, you live your life by your own code. No one who’s … Read More

A man set out to climb the highest mountain. Now this guy did all the homework. Everyone who tried to make the climb failed. Their corpses littered the path to the top. So he got some allies to go with … Read More

No matter what I do, I’ll always remember the first time I saw fire dancing in the night air on earth. I was in a garden, and then someone handed me sticks with squishy snacks on the end and said … Read More

Legend tells of a great monster, terrible and feared. It was a monstrous creature that lived in the sea and would come out from its hiding place to terrorise the village at the end of each lunar year. For one … Read More

In my youth, my favorite tale was that of the two frogs. You see, long ago in Japan there lived two frogs, one from Osaka and the other from Kyoto. At such a great distance apart, they did not know … Read More

Waking up from a coma is weird. In the before, you’re in a prison that you believe you’ll never escape from. Words of reassurance try to pierce the veil of darkness you’re draped in. But they’re lies, meant to make … Read More

Ah, to be young again. To sit in front of the television on a Saturday morning, and watch as your favorite cartoons come on. Fantastic tales of adventure and wonder, for roughly five hours a week. It was a phenomenon … Read More

Water and blood, the integral fluids that flow through God’s greatest masterpiece. They are so vital that even our lord and savior himself, Jesus Christ couldn’t survive after they left his mortal vessel. You see, it wasn’t the nails that … Read More

“You ever heard of Bad Dragon?” “It’s a fun site, man. They’re a place that specializes in innovation, in creating the most unique, effective dildos the world has ever seen.” “Dragon themed, usually.” “The thing about these guys, though, is … Read More

We once knew a young man who was the gold standard of humanity but he had one direr fault, loyalty, and he kept falling in with the wrong crowd.  First, he joined ship as their first mate.  Soon they decided … Read More