Oi! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbing nature… … … … BY THE BALLS!!! You know last night, ol’ Chippy had himself a nightmare. I woke up with me …
Great White Spot
Eden and Earth aren’t the only two planets I’ve been on, you know. I’m a well fuckin’ travelled man. Alien. Fuck knows, but I’ve been around the block, is what …
Dungeons and Dragons
“Three very different teens found themselves sitting together in the basement of one of their mother’s house.” “They didn’t have much in common. There was an emo kid, a punk …
Chink In The Armor
There was once a man who twisted realities to make himself invincible. Many tried to take him down but any wound they inflicted would instantly heal. Any blow they dealt …
Get Got
You ever watch someone get got? That moment when all their bullshit comes to a head, and they realize that they ain’t shit? Well let me tell you about this …
Outrun The Hunger.
A man is on a long and arduous journey when he makes a pit stop at a small town. It’s a tourist attraction, the kind of place with a little …
Son of the Abuser
“There was a kid on our turf who ran away from home.” “When asked why, he’d claim that his father was an abusive asshole that would make his life intolerable. …
A Bitter Change of Seasons
There was once a man who owned several bridges. These bridges connected very important routes into the city of opportunity. As long as there was a way to cross the …
Lucy.
When I was staying with him as a kid, I saw Bootsy hit a woman – several times, actually. She was a good woman with a big heart, and she …
Betrayal
In His holy word, Yahweh was crystal clear on the subject of betrayal. ‘Love the Lord, all ye faithful ones. For the Lord protects those who are loyal, but he …