July 2022

Oi! I'm Chip Montana! And I'm grabbing nature

Eden and Earth aren't the only two planets I've been on, you know. I'm a well fuckin' travelled man. Alien. Fuck knows, but I've been around the block, is what I'm saying. I've even visited some of your fellow Milky

"Three very different teens found themselves sitting together in the basement of one of their mother's house." "They didn't have much in common. There was an emo kid, a punk chick and a silent freak type." "But today, they would unite and

There was once a man who twisted realities to make himself invincible. Many tried to take him down but any wound they inflicted would instantly heal. Any blow they dealt would roll off like running a finger through still water And even death

You ever watch someone get got? That moment when all their bullshit comes to a head, and they realize that they ain’t shit? Well let me tell you about this kid who came to Hollywood. Fresh faced. Naïve. When he stepped in the door,

A man is on a long and arduous journey when he makes a pit stop at a small town. It's a tourist attraction, the kind of place with a little gift shop and everything. A perfect place to rest your feet for

"There was a kid on our turf who ran away from home." "When asked why, he'd claim that his father was an abusive asshole that would make his life intolerable. The boy would constantly be beaten for the most minor of

There was once a man who owned several bridges. These bridges connected very important routes into the city of opportunity. As long as there was a way to cross the wicked seas that churned below, he could find his next place of

When I was staying with him as a kid, I saw Bootsy hit a woman - several times, actually. She was a good woman with a big heart, and she laid it all on the line for him, man. This bitch

In His holy word, Yahweh was crystal clear on the subject of betrayal. 'Love the Lord, all ye faithful ones. For the Lord protects those who are loyal, but he harshly punishes all who are arrogant and betray others.' The Assyrian empire