“Mr. Simon had a big bad fuckin’ dog.” “And he treated that mutt like a piece of shit.” “Every day, in the blazin’ sun or the pissin’ rain, that dog …
Magnifying Glass
“My soul doth magnify His word.” Light is all around us. Incandescent, white light that we take for granted yet is essential for life. Invisible to the naked eye, yet …
The Chains that Bind
Do you know what it’s like to be bound to someone. To be beholden to their every whim against your will. Because We do, a witch in the early …
Debt Collector
There was a man who dedicated his life to travelling around the lands and collecting objects. Building a vast collection of the finest rarities and treasures, the man covered every …
The Long Road To Hell
One of the funniest theories that humanity seems to have about the universe is this ideal of pure evil. That someone is just snapped into existence consumed by darkness. Every …
Foreplay
STARBOY has no problem getting his LOVEstick rocked, cocked, and ready to go. Anytime, any place. STARBOY can get it up… *SNAP* Just like that. Hell, he just went …
Big Pussy Hunter
Hi there! I’m Chip Montana! And I’m grabbing nature… By the balls!!! And today is a special day, me Montaniacs! Because guess what? I’m hunting pussy!! And I’m not just …
Interrogation
“When it comes to getting my hands dirty, I’m no stranger.” “Many moons ago, a man came to me to make a deal.” “He wasn’t the greatest of men. In …
Couples Therapy
All a human ever wants is to find the One and settle down, right? That’s what I’m told at least. That’s not how we fucking do it, that’s for sure. …
Ace
When I was a kid, I had an Australian Shepherd named Ace. Ace was an energetic sumbitch: a ball of energy that chased every little thing he saw with all …